Timmy84 said:

Jermaine's face looks like he stayed too long cooking on the grill.

[Edited 5/18/11 16:27pm]

His nickname is Sizzler.

He can't go through the airport detector cuz they think he's transporting biological weapons.

When Jermaine waxes that ass....HE REALLY WAXES THAT ASS!

HotGritz said:

Timmy84 said:

Jermaine's face looks like he stayed too long cooking on the grill.

[Edited 5/18/11 16:27pm]

His nickname is Sizzler.

He can't go through the airport detector cuz they think he's transporting biological weapons.

When Jermaine waxes that ass....HE REALLY WAXES THAT ASS!

SoulAlive said:

this thread is hilarious!

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You kinda can't help youself...

It's amazing that he can put his clothes on without soiling them. I bet the collars on his shirts look like wet baby diapers.

If you shook his hand...the residue alone should yield a good 5-7 ounces of shine for your tires.

HotGritz said:

It's amazing that he can put his clothes on without soiling them. I bet the collars on his shirts look like wet baby diapers.

If you shook his hand...the residue alone should yield a good 5-7 ounces of shine for your tires.

That's because he has a sheet where he can cover his face and body. Once the clothes are on, the sheet disappears.

Timmy84 said:

Jermaine's face looks like he stayed too long cooking on the grill.

Think about it, no mo' having to buy some , invite Jermain's greasy ass over and have him hang his head over your.....

BAM! George Foreman Grill!

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

Jermaine's face looks like he stayed too long cooking on the grill.

Think about it, no mo' having to buy some , invite Jermain's greasy ass over and have him hang his head over your.....

BAM! George Foreman Grill!

Jermaine should open up his own tanning salon. For $10 you could stand next to him and get that deep Hawaiin tropic glow. For an extra $5 you can touch him and get some contouring effects.

He could come out with a lip gloss line too. We can just scrape his arm and fill up the tubes. That's got to be what....6,000 tubes of lip gloss? We could call it "Just Jermaine".

HotGritz said:

Jermaine should open up his own tanning salon. For $10 you could stand next to him and get that deep Hawaiin tropic glow. For an extra $5 you can touch him and get some contouring effects.

He could come out with a lip gloss line too. We can just scrape his arm and fill up the tubes. That's got to be what....6,000 tubes of lip gloss? We could call it "Just Jermaine".

I am toooooo through wit yo ass Hotgritz

HotGritz said:

PAY YA DAMN CHILD SUPPORT NEXT TIME!

Pay for what? She has no expenses. She's been living free at Havynhurst since the 1980's when she was with Randy.

MickyDolenz said:

I wonder why people always talk about Jermaine's hair, when Rod Stewart has had the same hairdo for almost 40 years.

And Verdine White for 25 years.

phunkdaddy said:

MickyDolenz said:

I wonder why people always talk about Jermaine's hair, when Rod Stewart has had the same hairdo for almost 40 years.

And Verdine White for 25 years.

James Brown too. It made the news when Neil Diamond finally shaved off his sideburns and Michael Bolton cut off his shag.

FINALLY JERMAINE DAYUMMM!!! LOL

mjscarousal said:

FINALLY JERMAINE DAYUMMM!!! LOL

IKR? Took him all that time!

Jermaine's publishers paid him a good advance on that book he has coming out

HAPPYPERSON said:

Jermaine's publishers paid him a good advance on that book he has coming out

That explains it.

phunkdaddy said:

MickyDolenz said:

I wonder why people always talk about Jermaine's hair, when Rod Stewart has had the same hairdo for almost 40 years.

And Verdine White for 25 years.

Verdine and Stewart can rightly be accused of being in a time warp.

But nobody knows what the fuck Jermaine has on his head! Some... Crisco, DW-40, Royal Crown, Sport Waves, Black Tar & S-Curl with some Blue Majic highlights, and sprayed up with PAM.

Verdine and Stewart are not rockin' like that!

phunkdaddy said:

MickyDolenz said:

I wonder why people always talk about Jermaine's hair, when Rod Stewart has had the same hairdo for almost 40 years.

And Verdine White for 25 years.

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TD3 said:

phunkdaddy said:

And Verdine White for 25 years.

Verdine and Stewart can rightly be accused of being in a time warp.

But nobody knows what the fuck Jermaine has on his head! Some... Crisco, DW-40, Royal Crown, Sport Waves, Black Tar & S-Curl with some Blue Majic highlights, and sprayed up with PAM.

Verdine and Stewart are not rockin' like that!

Yes. And at least Verdine looks COOL with his long do.

Timmy84 said:

TD3 said:

Verdine and Stewart can rightly be accused of being in a time warp.

But nobody knows what the fuck Jermaine has on his head! Some... Crisco, DW-40, Royal Crown, Sport Waves, Black Tar & S-Curl with some Blue Majic highlights, and sprayed up with PAM.

Verdine and Stewart are not rockin' like that!

Yes. And at least Verdine looks COOL with his long do.

mynameisnotsusan said:

Timmy84 said:

Yes. And at least Verdine looks COOL with his long do.

What? Did I stutter? YES I SAID IT!

Timmy84 said:

mynameisnotsusan said:

What? Did I stutter? YES I SAID IT!

mynameisnotsusan said:

Timmy84 said:

What? Did I stutter? YES I SAID IT!

I'll put it to you like this...

If you had to choose between Verdine's Hawaiian Silky and Jermaine's Bloc-Head, which one would you choose? Choose wisefully.

Timmy84 said:

mynameisnotsusan said:

I'll put it to you like this...

If you had to choose between Verdine's Hawaiian Silky and Jermaine's Bloc-Head, which one would you choose? Choose wisefully.

Damn, those are my only 2 options in the whole world??

Lord, I'd rather be beheaded than wear either of those two disasters.

mynameisnotsusan said:

Timmy84 said:

I'll put it to you like this...

If you had to choose between Verdine's Hawaiian Silky and Jermaine's Bloc-Head, which one would you choose? Choose wisefully.

Damn, those are my only 2 options in the whole world??

Lord, I'd rather be beheaded than wear either of those two disasters.

To be honest with you though... I think it's long time Verdine did cut that mess off... And Nickolas, God knows he's wore that thing for 40 years...

what the hell is a hawiaan silky?

scriptgirl said:

what the hell is a hawiaan silky?