SagsWay2low said:

OMG, everything about that Latoya Jackson video was just....

"coz latoya is throwin' down with her new sound, so gimmie some respect!". I say GTFOH with that shit!!

Rayan said:

Harlepolis said:

Now, she's like "Fuck it, I'm gon' two step over here & over there, throw in a lil' wig action just for dramatic effect, and on a good day, I might break out the fan too".

my contribution:

Mariah is THEE worst dancer ever, and has no stage presence to boot. She makes Whitney look like Debbie Allen in the dancing dept.

Rayan said:

Harlepolis said:

Now, she's like "Fuck it, I'm gon' two step over here & over there, throw in a lil' wig action just for dramatic effect, and on a good day, I might break out the fan too".

my contribution:

It's like the Venezuelan part of her is lost in her boobs.

SEANMAN said:

Rayan said:

my contribution:

Mariah is THEE worst dancer ever, and has no stage presence to boot. She makes Whitney look like Debbie Allen in the dancing dept.

Rayan said:

SagsWay2low said:

OMG, everything about that Latoya Jackson video was just....

"coz latoya is throwin' down with her new sound, so gimmie some respect!". I say GTFOH with that shit!!

my laughter causes too much pain

Another fav that can't dance:

Rayan said:

SagsWay2low said:

OMG, everything about that Latoya Jackson video was just....

"coz latoya is throwin' down with her new sound, so gimmie some respect!". I say GTFOH with that shit!!

I laughed when it got to that part.

Not one of my favourite artists by any stretch of the imagination, but check Axl giving it some from 2:35. It follows on from an attempt at rapping that's possibly his most unintentially hilarious moment.

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daPrettyman said:

Jermaine Jackson:

I throw up in my mouth every time I watch this video.

He is actually sweating crisco oil and running his hand through his greezy ass hair!!!!

debbiedean2 said:

daPrettyman said:

Jermaine Jackson:

I throw up in my mouth every time I watch this video.

He is actually sweating crisco oil and running his hand through his greezy ass hair!!!!

debbiedean2 said:

daPrettyman said:

Jermaine Jackson:

I throw up in my mouth every time I watch this video.

He is actually sweating crisco oil and running his hand through his greezy ass hair!!!!

I watched it on Pop Up Video one time... I swore when I went to bed I saw this greasy looking dude in an orange jumpsuit, all black and his eyes all white... then I woke up.

debbiedean2 said:

daPrettyman said:

Jermaine Jackson:

I throw up in my mouth every time I watch this video.

He is actually sweating crisco oil and running his hand through his greezy ass hair!!!!

daPrettyman said:

SEANMAN said:

Mariah is THEE worst dancer ever, and has no stage presence to boot. She makes Whitney look like Debbie Allen in the dancing dept.

I love my Mimi to death, but she cannot dance to save her life. Her dance moves are about as good as her baseball skills.

Rick James

Rayan said:

Harlepolis said:

Now, she's like "Fuck it, I'm gon' two step over here & over there, throw in a lil' wig action just for dramatic effect, and on a good day, I might break out the fan too".

my contribution:

She's terrible

But

I gotta go with Thom Yorke from Radiohead!!

Davy B.

Not a fan really...

Mariah Carey cant dance at all!!! They try to edit around it in a few videos, Honey is one... but she cant dance worth a shit!

Rick Asley does the same leg move in different clothes in his Rick Roll video. or was it his other song?

Alej said:

Rayan said:

my contribution:

She's terrible

But

wow... she is REALLY bad... i was not aware.

Timmy84 said:

Rayan said:

"coz latoya is throwin' down with her new sound, so gimmie some respect!". I say GTFOH with that shit!!

I laughed when it got to that part.

nah, that video is AWESOME!!! it's so amazingly bad. it's like a really bad version of 'bad'. it's so bad it's good. is there a video of rebbie's 'r u tuff enuff?', which she did with full force?

jermaine's video on the other hand, that was just plain bad. la toya's video goes on my list of 'so bad it's good'.

debbiedean2 said:

daPrettyman said:

Jermaine Jackson:

I throw up in my mouth every time I watch this video.

He is actually sweating crisco oil and running his hand through his greezy ass hair!!!!

It looks like he consumed the ENTIRE vaseline factory.

**Cues Chris Rock's "Greasy motherfucker" quote**

Harlepolis said:

debbiedean2 said:

I throw up in my mouth every time I watch this video.

He is actually sweating crisco oil and running his hand through his greezy ass hair!!!!

It looks like he consumed the ENTIRE vaseline factory.

**Cues Chris Rock's "Greasy motherfucker" quote**

y'all is so MEAN, talkin' 'bout jermain laJuan like that... he's just trying to keep his skin hydrated. while he continues to keep the legacy of his brother up...

MJJstudent said:

Harlepolis said:

It looks like he consumed the ENTIRE vaseline factory.

**Cues Chris Rock's "Greasy motherfucker" quote**

y'all is so MEAN, talkin' 'bout jermain laJuan like that... he's just trying to keep his skin hydrated. while he continues to keep the legacy of his brother up...

He needs to focus on HIS legacy. JERMAINE'S.

Hasn't done a good job of that at all.

MJJstudent said:

Harlepolis said:

It looks like he consumed the ENTIRE vaseline factory.

**Cues Chris Rock's "Greasy motherfucker" quote**

y'all is so MEAN, talkin' 'bout jermain laJuan like that... he's just trying to keep his skin hydrated. while he continues to keep the legacy of his brother up...

Was that the primary intention? Because when one take a look at Shinyman, the LAST thing thats gonna cross their minds is MJ's legacy.

I had to wipe the screen with my kleenex the whole time that clip was playing, I thought the grease would fuck around and ooze down right on the keyboard.

Harlepolis said:

MJJstudent said:

y'all is so MEAN, talkin' 'bout jermain laJuan like that... he's just trying to keep his skin hydrated. while he continues to keep the legacy of his brother up...

Was that the primary intention? Because when one take a look at Shinyman, the LAST thing thats gonna cross their minds is MJ's legacy.

I had to wipe the screen with my kleenex the whole time that clip was playing, I thought the grease would fuck around and ooze down right on the keyboard.

Hell fuck the Kleenex, I had to get the towel.

Yall need to lay off Jermaine before I lose my mind laughing.

Timmy84 said:

Harlepolis said:

Was that the primary intention? Because when one take a look at Shinyman, the LAST thing thats gonna cross their minds is MJ's legacy.

I had to wipe the screen with my kleenex the whole time that clip was playing, I thought the grease would fuck around and ooze down right on the keyboard.

Hell fuck the Kleenex, I had to get the towel.

oh DAMN !

Paul Weller... without a shadow of doubt

terrytibbs loves meatloaf & many times watched him try to dance on stage & shouted meat!!!!keep still!!