MickyDolenz said:

Sam

Sam danced worse than Marvin.

phunkdaddy said:

Mo White. EWF's music always blazed so you could always overlook

Mo's awkward dance moves.

Timmy84 said:

MickyDolenz said:

That's not the whole video, it cuts off before the dancing part.

HELL even with the part that he's looking like he's dancing, it looks odd. For some reason the full video ain't been posted.

You can see it here:

http://www.dailymotion.co...eo/x20x3l?

Timmy84 said:

Marvin!

I know he makes it work to his advantage but he surely wasn't gonna be a threat to James Brown in the dancing department. But I loved his little spins during "Got To Give It Up" though. But yeah lol

I've always thought that Marvin was a smooth...

The part where she dance with his ghost tickles me pink

Harlepolis said:

Timmy84 said:

Marvin!

I know he makes it work to his advantage but he surely wasn't gonna be a threat to James Brown in the dancing department. But I loved his little spins during "Got To Give It Up" though. But yeah lol

I've always thought that Marvin was a smooth...

The part where she dance with his ghost tickles me pink

Yeah, he actually became a better mover in later years than in the very beginning. He danced better when it got to that Montreux performance but when he did "Hitch Hike" onstage a decade earlier, you can tell he was having problems. But he eventually got through it.

Chaka Khan and her side-to-side two steps with the left-to-right massive wig turning are crying foul to be STOPPED in an instant. Love you Madame Yvette but,,,,,,no

Harlepolis said:

Chaka Khan and her side-to-side two steps with the left-to-right massive wig turning are crying foul to be STOPPED in an instant. Love you Madame Yvette but,,,,,,no

DON'T YOU DARE talk about my mom like that.

She can dance. She is a better performer then these young girls.

Harlepolis said:

Chaka Khan and her side-to-side two steps with the left-to-right massive wig turning are crying foul to be STOPPED in an instant. Love you Madame Yvette but,,,,,,no

She's working that two steps thing though.

Harlepolis said:

Chaka Khan and her side-to-side two steps with the left-to-right massive wig turning are crying foul to be STOPPED in an instant. Love you Madame Yvette but,,,,,,no

I thought I was the only one who picked up on Chaka's 2 step dance. I still love it, though. It looks good when she has that fan going with it.

My list:

Mariah Carey:

Alicia Keys:

Jason Derullo:

Latoya Jackson:

Jermaine Jackson:

Not one of my "favorite" artists...but definitely WHITNEY HOUSTON!

The dance gene skipped her.

PurpleJedi said:

Not one of my "favorite" artists...but definitely WHITNEY HOUSTON!

The dance gene skipped her.

Lord, yes!!

TTD isn't as good a dancer as he probably thinks he is. He's technically skillful - at least for someone that never had any formal training - but some of his moves are just soooo embarrassing to watch.

He's a weird creep.

SagsWay2low said:

I know he's not a singer, but I think this dance fail is the best ever.

Rihanna comes close, but not quite.

He was equally terrible in Breakin'

Another great singer, who in his prime, couldn't dance:

novabrkr said:

TTD isn't as good a dancer as he probably thinks he is. He's technically skillful - at least for someone that never had any formal training - but some of his moves are just soooo embarrassing to watch.

He's a weird creep.

Agreed. I was thoroughly disappointed after seeing a full length concert tape. i even ran to the org and made a thread about it lol

He spent about a good 20 minutes impersonating what i think was a T-REX on stage lol

daPrettyman said:

Harlepolis said:

Chaka Khan and her side-to-side two steps with the left-to-right massive wig turning are crying foul to be STOPPED in an instant. Love you Madame Yvette but,,,,,,no

I thought I was the only one who picked up on Chaka's 2 step dance. I still love it, though. It looks good when she has that fan going with it.

Thing is, she used to throw down back in them Rufus days. Now, she's like "Fuck it, I'm gon' two step over here & over there, throw in a lil' wig action just for dramatic effect, and on a good day, I might break out the fan too".

It is cute but after awhile, I'm like "Girl, just stand still and WAIL!". Thats the ONLY thing I'm paying my money to witness, fuck all the rest

Timmy84 said:

Marvin!

I know he makes it work to his advantage but he surely wasn't gonna be a threat to James Brown in the dancing department. But I loved his little spins during "Got To Give It Up" though. But yeah lol

BUT Stevie dancing compared to Marvin makes Marvin look like Gene Kelly. Seriously Stevie made me laugh my ass off when he was trying to dance during his BET performance of "What the Fuss". I almost thought he jumped the shark when he did that. He danced like that uncle that always appears in those type of big family reunions embarrassing his side of the family.

Sorry Stevie, but I had to call you out playa.

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Mind's blank on anyone else lol

Marvin can't dance, but he can strip, though

Timmy84 said:

SagsWay2low said:

Stephen Tyler of Aerosmith always made me want to scrub my eyeballs with borax after watching him dance.

Steven Tyler dances like he's drunk 24/7.

He does that same thing where he stretches his legs out one at a time and sways side to side. What the hell is that supposed to even mean

OMG, everything about that Latoya Jackson video was just....

And her voice!!!! I knew she was probably untalented given that

she tried to establish a singing career but unlike her siblings,

failed at it.

But dayum!!

Janet Jackson before Paula Abdul, Debbie Allen, and Tina Landon gave her a few dance lessons and taught her to follow choreography. Her two step was " />

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donnie101 said:

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U forgot her RN choreographers, Anthony Thomas and Terry Bixler.

donnie101 said:

Janet Jackson before Paula Abdul, Debbie Allen, and Tina Landon gave her a few dance lessons and taught her to follow choreography.

She did some pretty good tap dancing on The Jacksons' variety show in the 1970's.

Not to mention him in a thread again, but - Bizzy Bone.

Not that he is a bad dancer, but his little dance moves he does are weird and just make you want to ask "What the hell are you doing?"

If you want to know what I mean, here is a small example. He's on the left and it's mainly 3:37-3:55 it starts. I couldn't possibly find all the real concert footage of him dancing weird though.

MickyDolenz said:

donnie101 said:

Janet Jackson before Paula Abdul, Debbie Allen, and Tina Landon gave her a few dance lessons and taught her to follow choreography.

She did some pretty good tap dancing on The Jacksons' variety show in the 1970's.

when it comes to janet, outside her real fan base most people don't know what they are talking about.

Timmy84 said:

Marvin!

I know he makes it work to his advantage but he surely wasn't gonna be a threat to James Brown in the dancing department. But I loved his little spins during "Got To Give It Up" though. But yeah lol

BUT Stevie dancing compared to Marvin makes Marvin look like Gene Kelly. Seriously Stevie made me laugh my ass off when he was trying to dance during his BET performance of "What the Fuss". I almost thought he jumped the shark when he did that. He danced like that uncle that always appears in those type of big family reunions embarrassing his side of the family.

Sorry Stevie, but I had to call you out playa.

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Mind's blank on anyone else lol

i thought it was cute, what STEVIE did, hee hee... but yeah, i don't think marvin was that great either. or teddy pendergrass.

Most def Whitney!

hilarious

TotalAlisa said:

MickyDolenz said:

She did some pretty good tap dancing on The Jacksons' variety show in the 1970's.

when it comes to janet, outside her real fan base most people don't know what they are talking about.

Toy did some pretty good tap dancing as well. The same is true for her. When it comes to Latoya, outside her real fan base most people don't know what they are talking about either.

Harlepolis said:

Now, she's like "Fuck it, I'm gon' two step over here & over there, throw in a lil' wig action just for dramatic effect, and on a good day, I might break out the fan too".

my contribution: