aka Pro Tools

Dr. Luke (Lukasz Gottwald, danke shoen) Danke shoen for being a huge pro tool and ruining our ears with terrible, repetitive synth lines and terrible, repetitive "dance" tracks.

Justin Timberlake (thanks disney!) This pro tool has been sucking the teat of the money machine since he was a little hairless calf. The guitar is a prop, just like his girlfriends, his wet t-shirt, and his public life.

Max Martin (really... what a PRO tool!) this man is basically the key player in the degeneration of modern music and the influx of "artists" and "singers" that don't play instruments and can barely sing without his pro tool)

Timbaland (paid to be a pro tool) once an innovator and genius with such huge potential now relegated to being madonna and britney spear's favorite pro tool. this guy gets paid gaggles of money to make the same song over and over fickyfickyficky before he used his voice to make sounds now he just uses his computer

Katy Perry (aka The First Horseman of The Apocalypse) daughter of a preacher man hits it big by singing songs about kissing girls, sucking dicks, and how fun it is to being a barbie doll idiot pro tool

Kanye West (the pro-est of all tools) similar to Timbaland in that he has been bought and transformed into a professional tool, this dbag has mesmerized a young generation of inner city youth to think that all they need is a commodore 64 and pro tools to become a millionaire

Will.i.am is the poster boy for being a professional tool. First as an Eazy E gangsta reject, then as a backpack flower rap capitalist, and finally now as a professional tool. All his life Will.i.am has wanted to be a pro tool. Now he is one of the biggest!!

Anyone else got any?

Note - this thread should not feature any artist that can sing without a computer, play an instrument without a computer, make a record without a computer, or exist without a computer.

[Edited 4/15/11 16:21pm]