I can't stop laughing...y'all just have to read it for your damn selves.

http://www.radaronline.co...emands-100

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Woman Blames P Diddy For World Trade Center Collapse -- Demands $100 Billion Loss Of Income

Hip Hop mogul P Diddy has been blamed for many crazy things over the years -- but a new court filing takes it to a whole new level!

In a filing obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings.

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Vale...st P Diddy

According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities.

In the disturbing court documents, Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years old.

She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."

Valerie then goes on to say in her statement that is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors: "He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily.

“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”

The judge refused to issue a temporary restraining order, and set a date for a hearing for Monday, January 31, 2011.

This has got to be a joke!

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[Edited 1/28/11 18:58pm]

I wonder if she is related to Margaret Ray or Billie Jean Jackson?

I can't breathe! Cuz that's so stupid!

She sounds very clear on the facts and never deviates in the story she tells no matter how many times she tells it.

I believe her!

Yeah I read this earlier today. That is hilarious. I didn't know casinos had chips that represent "100 zillions of dollars". And how could everybody be so stupid? It's obvious that Diddy was the reason behind 911.

its even sadder that a court allowed this filing? And what the hell is Radaronline, i swear these websites mostly make this shit up themselves just to get attention to their wack sites

Oh, this is good

BklynBabe said:

I can blame Diddy for many crimes against humanity, namely his singing, but I can't cosign this mental fuckery. Get thee to a sanitarium!

A whole bunch of people would have supported her crazy ass, had she threw in there, that Diddy was responsible for the deaths of Tupac and Biggie but noooooo...she went with 9/11 and Rodney King.

BklynBabe said:

I can blame Diddy for many crimes against humanity, namely his singing, but I can't cosign this mental fuckery. Get thee to a sanitarium!

I can and I will For Diddy? Shit, she better get to plotting and scheming to get his lisp talking ass the fuck outta here, and by any means necessary.

Although, this fanatic brouhaha will only give him free advertising just as he wanted it to be DAMN HIM.

[Edited 1/29/11 11:27am]

Please, somebody find a photo of this woman. I love her already.

And wouldn't it be amazing if she won the suit!?!?

Lammastide said:

Please, somebody find a photo of this woman. I love her already.

And wouldn't it be amazing if she won the suit!?!?

Then my suspicions would be over. It's not the Bush administration, Israel or Al-Qaeda, it's P-Diddy and Rodney King

We're all rooting for you Valerie!

Diddy did it. Diddy did it. Diddy did it.