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Reply #30 posted 01/26/11 7:27pm

Timmy84

Cerebus said:

STFU X 1000!!! mad

lol

Watch, some smart ass is gonna make another tin foil thread.

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Reply #31 posted 01/27/11 1:57am

SoulAlive

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Basically Extinct only scanned 72,000 copies in 6 weeks doh!

Her album was dead on arrival lol Didn't her last album ('Fantasy Ride') flop as well?

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Reply #32 posted 01/27/11 4:03am

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She just needs to suck it up and do Playboy!

I actually think her problem is she's boring. You never hear about her getting into trouble, smoking, drinking, getting beat down, birfing illegitimate children by the bucketful...So her sexy persona doesn't sell. Same problem with Mya, Amerie, et al.

She needs to release a sex tape now....
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Reply #33 posted 01/27/11 4:08am

SoulAlive

She's good friends with Kim Kardashian.Might be time to ask that friend for some "career advice" lol

Leak a sex tape,get a reality show and become a superstar evillol

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Reply #34 posted 01/27/11 4:29am

SoulAlive

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She just needs to suck it up and do Playboy!

or go work at a stripper club lol Her naughty dance moves would fit perfectly in a setting like that.

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Reply #35 posted 01/27/11 6:17am

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SoulAlive said:

BklynBabe said:

She just needs to suck it up and do Playboy!

or go work at a stripper club lol Her naughty dance moves would fit perfectly in a setting like that.

Um... Am I high or are those actually Chuck.Taylors.with.Lucite.hooker.heels.and.platforms?!? faint

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #36 posted 01/27/11 6:21am

SoulAlive

she has an odd fashion sense lol

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Reply #37 posted 01/27/11 7:44am

Graycap23

SoulAlive said:

BklynBabe said:

She just needs to suck it up and do Playboy!

or go work at a stripper club lol Her naughty dance moves would fit perfectly in a setting like that.

See reply#12

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Reply #38 posted 01/27/11 7:50am

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SoulAlive said:

BklynBabe said:

She just needs to suck it up and do Playboy!

or go work at a stripper club lol Her naughty dance moves would fit perfectly in a setting like that.

So delicious baby oral

Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #39 posted 01/27/11 7:51am

phunkdaddy

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Lammastide said:

SoulAlive said:

or go work at a stripper club lol Her naughty dance moves would fit perfectly in a setting like that.

Um... Am I high or are those actually Chuck.Taylors.with.Lucite.hooker.heels.and.platforms?!? faint

I can do without the Chuck Taylors but i love the hooker heels on her. lol

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This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #40 posted 01/27/11 8:22am

ButterscotchPi
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If your blatantly going to make shit up, at least make it interesting.

Mix in some alien abductions and some anal probing.

Good lord.

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y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me......
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Reply #41 posted 01/27/11 8:41am

SoulAlive

Graycap23 said:

SoulAlive said:

or go work at a stripper club lol Her naughty dance moves would fit perfectly in a setting like that.

See reply#12

lol....I had no idea what Magic City is lol I just looked it up,lol

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Reply #42 posted 01/27/11 11:39am

HotGritz

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Ciara's flexibility never ceases to amaze me! eek I'm pretty sure sex with her is a scene straight out Matrix Revolutions!!! She got that 3D pussy!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #43 posted 01/27/11 1:13pm

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Lammastide said:

As an olive branch, I'll concede that "Promise," the song and video, were kind of sexy. Beyond that, though... shrug

Agreed. Otherwise, she can dance and that's about it. No vocal talent. Same with Rhianna, Keisha Cole and the whole lot of these so-called "divas" who have no vocal range nor power and who couldn't hold a note 2 save their lives. Gotta love Autotune.eek It's not JUST 4 breakfast anymore.

Hungry? Just look in the mirror and get fed up.
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Reply #44 posted 01/27/11 1:20pm

HotGritz

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whitechocolatebrotha said:

Lammastide said:

As an olive branch, I'll concede that "Promise," the song and video, were kind of sexy. Beyond that, though... shrug

Agreed. Otherwise, she can dance and that's about it. No vocal talent. Same with Rhianna, Keisha Cole and the whole lot of these so-called "divas" who have no vocal range nor power and who couldn't hold a note 2 save their lives. Gotta love Autotune.eek It's not JUST 4 breakfast anymore.

Oh hellz nah!!! Take her name out yo mouth!!!! brick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #45 posted 01/27/11 1:33pm

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HotGritz said:

whitechocolatebrotha said:

Agreed. Otherwise, she can dance and that's about it. No vocal talent. Same with Rhianna, Keisha Cole and the whole lot of these so-called "divas" who have no vocal range nor power and who couldn't hold a note 2 save their lives. Gotta love Autotune.eek It's not JUST 4 breakfast anymore.

Oh hellz nah!!! Take her name out yo mouth!!!! brick

Co-sign! I agree with Rihanna and a bunch of other "singers", but Keyshia has a great voice.

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Reply #46 posted 01/27/11 1:35pm

Graycap23

VenusBlingBling said:

HotGritz said:

Oh hellz nah!!! Take her name out yo mouth!!!! brick

Co-sign! I agree with Rihanna and a bunch of other "singers", but Keyshia has a great voice.

......with almost no control.

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Reply #47 posted 01/27/11 1:46pm

HotGritz

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Graycap23 said:

VenusBlingBling said:

Co-sign! I agree with Rihanna and a bunch of other "singers", but Keyshia has a great voice.

......with almost no control.

People said the same thing about Tina Turner. I think Keyshia sounds very similar to Mz T with the exception that she can hit high and low notes; she can sound raspy (her trademark) or smooth.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #48 posted 01/27/11 2:21pm

SoulAlive

HotGritz said:

Ciara's flexibility never ceases to amaze me! eek I'm pretty sure sex with her is a scene straight out Matrix Revolutions!!! She got that 3D pussy!

lol

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Reply #49 posted 01/27/11 3:16pm

kitbradley

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HotGritz said:

Graycap23 said:

......with almost no control.

People said the same thing about Tina Turner. I think Keyshia sounds very similar to Mz T...

eek eek eek eek eek omg omg omg

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Reply #50 posted 01/27/11 4:00pm

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^ What? I said similar not same. lol

You know...like how Mariah sounds similar to Whitney and how Brittney sounds similar to any random crackhead trying to sing in their momma's bathroom.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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