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lastdecember

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This Just in!! Ciara enlists illuminati for help on record sales

Ciara isnt happy about her 35,000 in sales week one, and then falling off from there, she has made some calls, talked to friends Jay Z and Lebron James and they suggested working with the "Illuminati" on record sales. Jay is quoted as saying "this is what she needs, not a good hook, or lyric or beat, she needs a spell to be cast", also voicing her desires for the work of the Illuminati is Keyshia Cole, who just fired her mgmt team and has been doing interviews, and she is quoted as saying "shit, my music has no soul, why not.." Rihanna has also chimed in by saying, "Pon De Replay, was all them" the interview with Rihanna was cut short when she sucked the life out of the reporter and made him one of "them".

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Reply #1 posted 01/25/11 5:45pm

VoicesCarry

You're trying too hard.

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Reply #2 posted 01/25/11 5:49pm

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VoicesCarry said:

You're trying too hard.

with what a topic that half the population ran with that is total and utter bullshit from start to finish? there are people that think Lebron James worships the devil and his missed three point shots are from his attempt to leave the cult??? Thats what an abundance of society thinks is true? WOW, now i know why this country is shit, because people are dumb as spit.

And sorry to say, but those who beleive in this as truth, that this exists, need to be removed from society, right away, sorry but they do.

[Edited 1/25/11 17:52pm]


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Reply #3 posted 01/25/11 6:20pm

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falloff I think this is hilarious, because this IS the only way Ciara's career will survive!

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Reply #4 posted 01/25/11 6:27pm

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lastdecember said:

VoicesCarry said:

You're trying too hard.

with what a topic that half the population ran with that is total and utter bullshit from start to finish? there are people that think Lebron James worships the devil and his missed three point shots are from his attempt to leave the cult??? Thats what an abundance of society thinks is true? WOW, now i know why this country is shit, because people are dumb as spit.

And sorry to say, but those who beleive in this as truth, that this exists, need to be removed from society, right away, sorry but they do.

[Edited 1/25/11 17:52pm]

This country is definitely on the stupid pill, has been for a LONG TIME.

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Reply #5 posted 01/25/11 6:48pm

dancerella

Lammastide said:

falloff I think this is hilarious, because this is the only way Ciara's career will survive.

Seriously, what is happening to this chicks career? She will need a back up plan very soon I think.

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Reply #6 posted 01/25/11 7:07pm

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Lammastide said:

falloff I think this is hilarious, because this is the only way Ciara's career will survive.

That's cold... lol

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Reply #7 posted 01/25/11 8:07pm

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purplethunder3121 said:

Lammastide said:

falloff I think this is hilarious, because this is the only way Ciara's career will survive.

That's cold... lol

You know it's true, though! lol

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Reply #8 posted 01/25/11 9:53pm

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lastdecember said:

Ciara isnt happy about her 35,000 in sales week one, and then falling off from there, she has made some calls, talked to friends Jay Z and Lebron James and they suggested working with the "Illuminati" on record sales. Jay is quoted as saying "this is what she needs, not a good hook, or lyric or beat, she needs a spell to be cast", also voicing her desires for the work of the Illuminati is Keyshia Cole, who just fired her mgmt team and has been doing interviews, and she is quoted as saying "shit, my music has no soul, why not.." Rihanna has also chimed in by saying, "Pon De Replay, was all them" the interview with Rihanna was cut short when she sucked the life out of the reporter and made him one of "them".

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Reply #9 posted 01/26/11 6:17am

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Lammastide said:

falloff I think this is hilarious, because this is the only way Ciara's career will survive.

lol

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Reply #10 posted 01/26/11 6:44am

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SoulAlive said:

Lammastide said:

falloff I think this is hilarious, because this is the only way Ciara's career will survive.

lol

It is true though...
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Reply #11 posted 01/26/11 7:39am

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It's basically over for her lol

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Reply #12 posted 01/26/11 8:18am

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dancerella said:

Lammastide said:

falloff I think this is hilarious, because this is the only way Ciara's career will survive.

Seriously, what is happening to this chicks career? She will need a back up plan very soon I think.

Magic City.........

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Reply #13 posted 01/26/11 9:22am

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nursev said:

It's basically over for her lol



She did it to herself though, so I don't feel bad for her. If anything in the future she needs to become a choreographer for up and coming singers..lots of money to be made there.
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Reply #14 posted 01/26/11 9:34am

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eek eek @ the title.....

she can take the Keyshia Cole and Monica route and marry and/or have a baby by an athlete.

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Reply #15 posted 01/26/11 9:49am

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falloff I think this is hilarious, because this IS the only way Ciara's career will survive!

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You are such a smart person Lammastide! You are quite often correct lol

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Reply #16 posted 01/26/11 9:59am

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dancerella said:

Seriously, what is happening to this chicks career?

What's happening is that the people who were buying her records in the past are finally waking up out of their stupers and realizing this broad is just another pretty face with ZERO talent.

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Reply #17 posted 01/26/11 10:50am

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Empress said:

Lammastide said:

falloff I think this is hilarious, because this IS the only way Ciara's career will survive!

[Edited 1/26/11 7:49am]

You are such a smart person Lammastide! You are quite often correct lol

You're too kind.

I need to stop being so mean about Ciara, though. redface Something about her has just always rubbed me the wrong way. I should be ashamed of myself.

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Reply #18 posted 01/26/11 1:09pm

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kitbradley said:

dancerella said:

Seriously, what is happening to this chicks career?

What's happening is that the people who were buying her records in the past are finally waking up out of their stupers and realizing this broad is just another pretty face with ZERO talent.

you guys really think she has no talent? good dancer but not much going on vocally huh?

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Reply #19 posted 01/26/11 4:03pm

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dancerella said:

kitbradley said:

What's happening is that the people who were buying her records in the past are finally waking up out of their stupers and realizing this broad is just another pretty face with ZERO talent.

you guys really think she has no talent? good dancer but not much going on vocally huh?

pretty much.....

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Reply #20 posted 01/26/11 4:24pm

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November said:

eek eek @ the title.....

she can take the Keyshia Cole and Monica route and marry and/or have a baby by an athlete.

no no no! Keyshia and Monica can sing, with the former being a songwriter and reality tv star as well.

The only thing Ciara can do at this point is to release a sex tape (or come out with a shoe line). Sadly, I'm confused as to why she can't come up with an album that has more than two hits on it. She's capable of putting out good singles but the entire package is what ends up being a dissappointment to her fans and those who have a moderate interest in her.

Po thang!

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Reply #21 posted 01/26/11 4:33pm

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LOL What the hell is going on in this thread?

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Reply #22 posted 01/26/11 4:55pm

SoulAlive

HotGritz said:

November said:

eek eek @ the title.....

she can take the Keyshia Cole and Monica route and marry and/or have a baby by an athlete.

no no no! Keyshia and Monica can sing, with the former being a songwriter and reality tv star as well.

The only thing Ciara can do at this point is to release a sex tape (or come out with a shoe line). Sadly, I'm confused as to why she can't come up with an album that has more than two hits on it. She's capable of putting out good singles but the entire package is what ends up being a dissappointment to her fans and those who have a moderate interest in her.

Po thang!

Ciara is clearly not an "album artist".Her songs are completely disposable.She should just focus on singles.Release a new single every three months and leave it at that.

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Reply #23 posted 01/26/11 5:02pm

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SoulAlive said:

HotGritz said:

no no no! Keyshia and Monica can sing, with the former being a songwriter and reality tv star as well.

The only thing Ciara can do at this point is to release a sex tape (or come out with a shoe line). Sadly, I'm confused as to why she can't come up with an album that has more than two hits on it. She's capable of putting out good singles but the entire package is what ends up being a dissappointment to her fans and those who have a moderate interest in her.

Po thang!

Ciara is clearly not an "album artist".Her songs are completely disposable.She should just focus on singles.Release a new single every three months and leave it at that.

nod That would work. She could release an ep with just 4 songs and she'd be good. she could be queen of the dance video and still grace the pages of many a fashion magazine. She needs to woman up and realize not everybody is destined to win grammys and sell out RCMH.

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Reply #24 posted 01/26/11 5:05pm

SoulAlive

HotGritz said:

SoulAlive said:

Ciara is clearly not an "album artist".Her songs are completely disposable.She should just focus on singles.Release a new single every three months and leave it at that.

nod That would work. She could release an ep with just 4 songs and she'd be good. she could be queen of the dance video and still grace the pages of many a fashion magazine. She needs to woman up and realize not everybody is destined to win grammys and sell out RCMH.

nod I never thought she was that talented anyway.She's just an Aaliyah/Janet Jackson clone.

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Reply #25 posted 01/26/11 5:08pm

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SoulAlive said:

HotGritz said:

nod That would work. She could release an ep with just 4 songs and she'd be good. she could be queen of the dance video and still grace the pages of many a fashion magazine. She needs to woman up and realize not everybody is destined to win grammys and sell out RCMH.

nod I never thought she was that talented anyway.She's just an Aaliyah/Janet Jackson clone.

lol You notice how copies are not as good as the originals?

ok lemme stop. I've a soft spot for the girl's ballads. It's that crunk/club shit that makes me want to barf

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Reply #26 posted 01/26/11 5:17pm

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As an olive branch, I'll concede that "Promise," the song and video, were kind of sexy. Beyond that, though... shrug

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Reply #27 posted 01/26/11 7:20pm

trueiopian

Basically Extinct only scanned 72,000 copies in 6 weeks doh!

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Reply #28 posted 01/26/11 7:23pm

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trueiopian said:

Basically Extinct only scanned 72,000 copies in 6 weeks doh!

Well there's always Magic City as someone pointed out (was it you who said that or someone else? lol ).

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Reply #29 posted 01/26/11 7:24pm

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STFU X 1000!!! mad

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