Yeah, now basketball is my favorite sport
I love the way they dribble up and down the court

Oh Shoulda known, shoulda cared
Shoulda hung around the kitchen in my underwear
Acting like a lady
You shoulda made me, oh

In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all the beer

Don't cry for me, next door neighbor

A pretty girl in her underwear
A pretty girl in her underwear
If there's anything better in this world
who cares
La mort, c'est la mort
mais l'amour, c'est l'amour
La mort, c'est seulement la mort
mais l'amour, c'est l'amour
A pretty boy in his underwear
A pretty boy in his underwear
If there's a better reason
to jump for joy
who cares....

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights

[Edited 10/23/10 14:21pm]

[Edited 10/23/10 14:22pm]

this song by Joe which I do dig has a line in it saying "dip it in your goodie jar" like...wait what? LOL fast forward to 1:18 and tis upcoming...

"Do The Stanky Leg" by some group G-Spot Boyz.

The song "Basketball" was originally performed by the legendary Kurtis Blow, and those are his lyrics, not Bow Wow's.

"Everybody cheats, you got to know when, you got to know how".

Call me Mr. Flintstone

I can make your Bedrock

EmeraldSkies said:

Call me Mr. Flintstone

I can make your Bedrock

I actually used to say that line in 2002 back in the 9th grade.

I'm going down...like the wall of Berlin.....Berlin....Berlin.

"He's mine / you may have had him once / but I got him all the time"

"My man buys me things and he takes/eats me out

Well you can keep your man, 'cause I don't go that route"

Mustn't forget this "classic" Madonna nadir:

"Colonel Sanders said it best - finger lickin' good!" from Where Life Begins.

Oh, and almost anything from Janet Jackson post Velvet Rope.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

EmeraldSkies said:

Call me Mr. Flintstone

I can make your Bedrock

I actually used to say that line in 2002 back in the 9th grade.

Did it ever work?

EmeraldSkies said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I actually used to say that line in 2002 back in the 9th grade.

Did it ever work?

Nope.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

EmeraldSkies said:

Did it ever work?

Nope.

EmeraldSkies said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

Nope.

I used to say it just to get laughs, not as a real pick up line. I'd never use that as a real line

Hudson said:

Yeah, now basketball is my favorite sport
I love the way they dribble up and down the court

LittleBLUECorvette said:

EmeraldSkies said:

I used to say it just to get laughs, not as a real pick up line. I'd never use that as a real line

I would hope not.

From the awesome Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band and their version of the Monster Mash:-

"The Poodle Stabbers were about to arrive

Witht their vocal group the Crypt Kicker Five"

And from Goldie Lookin' Chain

"I made a corned beef Kelly Osborne

And I f*cked it, while I was watching porn"

To be honest I could pick loads from these two bands! One final one from the sublime Peter Cook:-

"She was a lady

I was a tramp

She liked scampi

And her c*nt was damp"

The....best..lyric....ever!!

lyecry said:

"Everybody cheats, you got to know when, you got to know how".

Never heard this song before, but I already know right off the bat that Khandi must be the one who wrote that line. That broad is the MASTERMIND of the chickenheaded lyrics.

"Body Bounce" - Kardinal Offishall f/Akon

"Them stretch marks on your hips is just bungie cords bringin' you back when you dip!"

EmeraldSkies said:

Call me Mr. Flintstone

I can make your Bedrock

This song has:

"I'm no flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock

There's no doubt in my mind you will come"

and

"Well your legs must be tired,
Beacuse you've been running through my mind all night"

Everything ICP has ever released.

FATHER

You Remind of My Jeep - R Kelly

& SON

Invented Sex - Trey Songz

Cotontige said:

You Remind of My Jeep - R Kelly

Ha! Yes, that, definitely! "Girl, you look just like my car...." (Girl: "Oh, cheers." )

DJ506 said:

"Body Bounce" - Kardinal Offishall f/Akon

"Them stretch marks on your hips is just bungie cords bringin' you back when you dip!"