Timmy84 said:

The reunion tour ought to be "real" interesting!

HonestMan13 said:

Nobody would book them except for Chuck E. Cheese.

estelle81 said:

Celebrity porn is interesting to a certain extent but it usually quite disappointing when the clothes are stripped away. The females generally are so vanilla that it does nothing for them with any male fans and the dudes can get "big dick" bragging rights but never really be seen as more than that afterwards. No celebrity has made a good sextape that left the viewer saying, "Damn, how'd they do that shit?" or "Honey let's try that tonight!". They're normally clumsy and not that great in bed.

Timmy84 said:

All the waiter positions have been filled already!

HonestMan13 said:

sosgemini said:

...because gutter mentality isn't exhibited by recording yourself having sex in an elevator?

I think my mentality is in pretty good shape....

BklynBabe said:

I was gonna say, hmm, who is under the gutter mentality? I think the ones in that video are gutter mentality proof. We're not.

^^^

Hip Hop is a total disaster

I aint clickin' on that shit!


Um....wat da dick lookin' like?








Slickems??? That's that fool's name? Ewwww! Sorry but that does sound gay as hell.

DesireeNevermind said:

How much you want to bet there is a lube called Slickems

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

....they don't do hip hop...you mean sleazy ghetto "R&B" is a total disaster....Imma blame R Kelly!

PS can't even barely see the dick! Foo'

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

lawd jeebus maryjane and yuseff.

This is quite possible the most surreal thread I've ever experienced in my 15 plus years on teh internets. Pure comedy gold!

BklynBabe said:

Oh no, don't get me wrong, making a fool of ones self via a porn is just as stupid as using the n-word or a variation of it. Both display a total lack of tact, intellect and self-respect.

slickemus is fuckin' in an elevator?


I might watch...then again I might not.


Are his clothes on or is there some bare butt/pants around the ankle action?

DesireeNevermind said:

watch the dam thing already!!!

all this morality and soapbox-ness on a sex tape thread is hurting my head....

BklynBabe said:

I can't. There are eyes upon thee.

I spy with my lil eye.....
you betta clean that cache too...

I can't believe I was scared to click on that shit. All I see is a bent over tranny with an ass full of zit scars and baby dick. Slickems is gay gay gay. And...he has the worst grill I've ever seen.


That's 2 minutes of my life I aint neva gonnna get back.

I can't watch poorly done porn on my work computer. i'll have to wait till I get home. I hope my computer doesn't get a virus like Slickem gave that poor tranny y'all keep talking about!

paisleypark4 said:

I want you banned for posting this shit


orgnotes the mods

bboy87 said:

Yes he is....I would like to file a complaint

paisleypark4 said:

I changed the GIF because that one didn't display my disgust enough

I watched it. That was the most desperate attempt at point proving I've ever seen. Dude could have at least sprung for the hotel room for him and his wiggy-poo friend.

"look at me, I'm not gay! I'm not gay! This is not a chick with a dick! He's 100% woman!!!"
[Edited 5/26/10 22:49pm]

bboy87 said:

I can't stop watching this...

banks said:

He should just say that they're just a couple of bros who enjoy mutual j/o. No homo though!

Has he always been this ugly or was there an unreported car accident?

DesireeNevermind said:

No he was ugly since the day he was born I'm afraid.