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Want to hear J.Lo in the recording studio? | |
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I heard that on the radio and it wasn't that bad, I've heard worse. The message you are about to hear are not meant for transmission. Should ONLY be accessed in the privacy of your mind. Words are so intense so if you dare to listen.Take off your clothes and meet me between the lines.  | |
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No this was Bloody horrible. | |
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I'm not a J Lo fan, never bought any of her music, but when I saw this I was expecting to hear a pathetic trainwreck, this was just a person who made a mistake or just beginning to warm up during a session. I worked in the studio before, it happens all the time.
Waste of time, then again, so is Perez Hilton. [Edited 4/3/10 13:54pm] | |
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wow, i'm surprised he actually sounds this good. Space for sale... | |
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This was bad. She could not even find the note, when he gave it to her. "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" |
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oh hell, it wasn't that bad. Obviously she had some bugs to work out at the time, but she laughed and apologized and kept working at it. Anyone who thinks this is so horrible has probably never been in a studio environment in their lives. | |
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She can barely sing and can hardly act. I wish she would just disappear. I know she's not popular anymore but still. Just go away!!!! |
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it wasn't that bad.  at least she can laugh at herself.  How can I stand 2 stay where I am? / Poor butterfly who don't understand. | |
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If Beyonce had done something like this, most of you would not have been so forgiving and would have been all over her...Talk about a double standard. "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" |
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I'm sorry everybody, I'm sorry everybody...that hurt me too!
MY EARS!!!!! | |
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How is this not that bad? This is godawful.
and the nerve of her to even attempt to cover a Barbara Streisand song. | |
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midiscover said: and the nerve of her to even attempt to cover a Barbara Streisand song.
I think that's what makes it worse. She should aim at covering Lumidee or somebady | |
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Throw some autotune on that b!
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She needs some reverb too  | |
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midiscover said:
She needs some reverb too and eq on the nasal range and delay and compression and gate and soft focus LAWD  | |
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I wanna hear Parez Hilton sing that song. | |
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shorttrini said: If Beyonce had done something like this, most of you would not have been so forgiving and would have been all over her...Talk about a double standard.
Beyonce seems to take herself awfully seriously. If she were to make a fool of herself it would just be funny. | |
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abigail05 said: shorttrini said: If Beyonce had done something like this, most of you would not have been so forgiving and would have been all over her...Talk about a double standard.
Beyonce seems to take herself awfully seriously. If she were to make a fool of herself it would just be funny. No matter how you slice it, this was awful. As a performer, you are supposed to take yourself and your craft seriously. As I mentioned before, when J.Lo asked for the note, she STILL missed it! "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" |
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shorttrini said: abigail05 said: Beyonce seems to take herself awfully seriously. If she were to make a fool of herself it would just be funny. No matter how you slice it, this was awful. As a performer, you are supposed to take yourself and your craft seriously. As I mentioned before, when J.Lo asked for the note, she STILL missed it! Dang, are you gonna judge her accidentally recorded sh*t taking sessions that harshly too? 
There is no love lost between JHO and myself but let's try for some perspective here. She didn't release this mess as a single. [Edited 4/3/10 17:29pm] Space for sale... | |
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Jennifer is a terrible singer. But i didn't know it was this bad. Even latoya jackson sounds better |
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I get a fair amount of compliments for my ear and sense of pitch and all that. It seems to be my talent - singing and songwriting were NOT given to me as a gift. Anyway, I've had times where I couldn't quite get it myself. You just get attuned to whatever's in your head, and it might not jibe to what's going on in the headphones, and you gotta work that out. The studio is a workshop - you gotta hammer out the kinks until you get something good happening. | |
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sosgemini said: shorttrini said: No matter how you slice it, this was awful. As a performer, you are supposed to take yourself and your craft seriously. As I mentioned before, when J.Lo asked for the note, she STILL missed it! Dang, are you gonna judge her accidentally recorded sh*t taking sessions that harshly too?
There is no love lost between JHO and myself but let's try for some perspective here. She didn't release this mess as a single.
[Edited 4/3/10 17:29pm] and I thank god for that... "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" |
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That was hilarious!
Ladies and gentlemen, the multi-untalented Jennifer Lopez! When  go 2 a Prince concert or related event it's all  up in the house but when log onto this site and the miasma of bitchiness is completely overwhelming! | |
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thatruth said: I'm not a J Lo fan, never bought any of her music, but when I saw this I was expecting to hear a pathetic trainwreck, this was just a person who made a mistake or just beginning to warm up during a session. I worked in the studio before, it happens all the time.
Waste of time, then again, so is Perez Hilton. [Edited 4/3/10 13:54pm]  It wasn't atrocious. Many singers, even "singers" like J-Lo, don't have perfect takes. I wouldn't expect J-Lo to blow me out of the park anyways. I mean she DOES lipped when she does perform "live" so this ain't nothing new. She sounded alright the last few minutes. Just alright, nothing great, but the whole thing wasn't atrocious either. [Edited 4/3/10 19:00pm] | |
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If you play this loud enough the frequency will drive cockroaches and small rodents from your home.
When go 2 a Prince concert or related event it's all up in the house but when log onto this site and the miasma of bitchiness is completely overwhelming! | |
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HonestMan13 said: If you play this loud enough the frequency will drive cockroaches and small rodents from your home.
You ain't right. | |
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shorttrini said: If Beyonce had done something like this, most of you would not have been so forgiving and would have been all over her...Talk about a double standard.
Well, that's because Jennifer isn't a fake ass bitch with delusions of grandeur like Bouncy. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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HonestMan13 said: If you play this loud enough the frequency will drive cockroaches and small rodents | |
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