Remember Rihanna's interview where she said this about dating: "He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? Inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn't make it fun. Right now I don't want a serious relationship, I love flirting at the moment. I'm single and enjoying my freedom. But if I am dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom!"

Well, turns out that interview was real -- so I'm happy to inform you that RiRi has found a well-endowed, sexually proficient man worthy of that fling in LA Dodger Matt Kemp. The two were rumored to be dating after being snapped together over New Years and now they've taken their sex train (not like that) to Mexico.

Now, these grabby/kissy snaps are tame compared to a couple of hot tub pics that'd leave the cast of "Real World: Las Vegas" slackjawed. And you know what I say to that? Good for you Rihanna! Keep on getting yours!

http://www.nypost.com/p/b...Ym8ybABmII

Dude looks just like Chris Brown

What a pig!

Are they trying to make out something sexual is going on in the last pics? Hes giving her a piggy back ride, his head is turned the opposite way in the very last one

The fact that he's looking RIGHT in the camera. Reminds me of how the boyfriend did GaGa in Paparazzi

bboy87 said:

Scary!

bboy87 said:

REBOUND!

funkycat00 said:

Which one?

ahhhhhmmmm. chris brown is sexier then that guy


HAHAHHHH chris brown is laughing


riri doesn't love him though
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bboy87 said:

i can see them getting back with eachother.you seen that 2020 interview she said some shit like "i cant predict the future" after that i was like bittchhh,you prolly texting him during breaks

bboy87 said:

He does!

Christopher said:

dude cute and all....but why she always riding on some dude's back in the water. swim, bish!

bboy87 said:

a manlier version

she needs to back off the dick seriously. after everything she's been through with that douche chris brown, she ought to work on herself. find out what character weaknesses of her own made her stay with such a tool and allow him to beat on her so many times. she needs to learn to love herself and focus on her career and making that paper. these dudes aint goin' no damn where.

he fine and all but uh....he can wait.

BklynBabe said:

She ain't trying to get her doo wet.

missfee said:

aint it sad?

Christopher said:

Matt Kemp

Does NOT NOT look like Chris Brown.... she should leave him alone!!! or move on the the next victim..... Leave the Baseball players alone!!! Hope she wont mess with his playing ball..

Here's another pic of RiRi with her new man.

Generally speaking, how can you be romantically involved with a dude who looks so similar to a previous boyfriend that punched you in the face?

Identity said:

why does she ALWAYS look lifeless and dull?

WaterInYourBath said:

because she secretly has low self-esteem. either that or CB put it on her good and she's not really over it.


of course...she could just be generally attracted to guys with that type of look. wasn't there a rumor that both cher and sonny bono always dated folks that resembled their exes? meaning...sonny always dated cher look alikes and she always dated sonny look alikes.

DesireeNevermind said:

I doubt Rihanna has low self-esteem for some reason. She seems to have plenty of confidence in herself. So maybe it's your third reason, which I can understand, I guess. But still, since Chris brutally beat Rihanna, it would make sense for her to become repulsed by his image, even if he is her type. That may not be fair for other nice men who resemble him, but at least it wouldn't look like she's still in love with the man who permanently scarred her face.

Swimming with the dolphins.

This dude is twenty times better looking then Brown and he looks like his flute's much bigger too.

Identity said:

she sure looks amused.

he looks like chris brown?
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i like her bikini
and her