There were more then 13,000 stories written about Britney in 2009. We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous. Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities.

Without further ado, we present the TOP 75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year:

http://www.britneyspears.com/rumors/

All celebs should do this more often. Hit 'em where it hurts!

I saw this earlier elsewhere. It's so ridiculous. She doesn't have anything else to do but track over 13,000 stories (and misspell "than" as "thEn", fucking redneck dumbass), and try to squelch them? Bitch, sit down.

Gotta love britney

ernestsewell said:

@ you thinking Britney actually wrote out the list. I even put TEAM in the title, [Name calling snip - luv4u]
[Edited 12/21/09 21:07pm]

purplesweat said:

Wow that is uncalled for

purplesweat said:

First off, you're way out of line, so sit down.

Second, "Britney" is indicative of her team. That goes for any artist. "Is Rihanna going to release a DVD?" "Yes." Does that mean someone thinks RiRi is going to sit at her Macbook Air and author the DVD herself, press them, and send them out? Of course not. Be logical, not rude, next time.

I put the word TEAM in the title, the article ALSO makes it clear that the TEAM wrote it and went about finding the articles.

Why is ernest allowed to call her a "bitch" for no reason, yet I'm not allowed to call him out on being dumb and lacking comprehension?

purplesweat said:

Here's the deal, [Snip - luv4u]: I'm not dumb, and I did comprehend your little Britney post. I also said I READ IT EARLIER TODAY, ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB. Perhaps you didn't comprehend THAT.

If I call Britney a bitch, it's not your business per se. You have no real investment in her, you don't know her, nor does she need you defending her antics. Even if you have met her, she wouldn't pick you out of a crowd to save your life.

When you call ME a [Name calling snip - luv4u], that's personal. That's a flame for the sake of it, and that makes you a . You have no reason to act like that to anyone. NO ONE harassed you, called you a name, downed your little Brit Brit post, or "called you out". People responded to it, and now they're responding to you, and your childish, and uncalled for, name calling.

I already reported it to a moderator, so you can change your stupid response to me, or someone else will snip it. Grow up buddy, life is just easier when you can act like a human being. Get out of your ID, and come back to the conscious level of being a slightly contributory human.

I'm a chick.

You're seriously overreacting, which means I was right.

For a grown man to be reporting the word "ass" is hilarious.

It's not a bait, I'm no troll, YOU made the mistake, YOU insulted first (no matter who it was) and now you're trying to weasel your way out of it.

If you saw it elsewhere, why did you still act like SHE wrote it? Why would anyone think that? If you saw the word TEAM in my title, why did you still address it as though she wrote it and call her a nasty name for something SHE didn't even do?!

The article makes it crystal clear who's publishing it so its your fault if you get angry at the wrong people and subsequently get called out on it.

Just because you have weird, unwarranted hatred towards celebrities, doesn't mean you have free reign over the org. Clearly you just wanted to hate, and didn't care how dumb it made you look in the process!



I'm not the one writing "FUCKING REDNECK DUMBASS BITCH!" in threads of artists I don't like.
[Edited 12/21/09 22:22pm]

okay i opened it and i swear i went blind for like 2 seconds. make it go away

purplesweat said:

My points stand as the truth.

I so want to but I won't. Maybe if this weren't a Britney thread cuz she's not really worthy...anymore.

[Thread gone downhill - luv4u]

ernestsewell said:

What points? Petty insults are not points.



I was doing that earlier when I first read it because the site "BreatheHeavy" they list numerous times claims to be her #1 site and claims they tell no lies whatsoever (even getting some news from Brit herself apparently).

So it was pretty hilarious seeing that site dissed over and over again by her official team.