The woman is as stiff as the tree in my backyard.

Harlepolis said:

I tell you what, she makes me as stiff as the tree in my backyard.

AlexdeParis said:

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It is the musical equivalent of Prozac. God awful droning music with a droning vocal performance . In addition, I think we all know that Rihanna blew up because she was slobbering Jay-Z’s knob. At least with P protégées it is obvious what is going on and he did come up with some decent music for some of his conquest but what do you expect it is the non-rhythmic generation doing the best that they can do.

AlexdeParis said:

One of the WORST songs ever.....

Anyway, Jay Z discovered Kanye, too, did Kanye, to quote you, slobber Jay Z's knob to get HIS fame?

laurarichardson said:

Must you be so grotesque?

Rihanna was 16 when Jay Z discovered her, plus he was engaged to Beyonce, whom he'd already been with for at least 4 years. Rihanna was already dating Chris Brown by then so if you'd like to keep speculating that she's sleeping with him, go ahead, but your little theory has no evidence to back it up.

Anyway, Jay Z discovered Kanye, too, did Kanye, to quote you, slobber Jay Z's knob to get HIS fame?

Umbrella was the biggest selling song of 2007 and, like someone else said, one of the better songs to come from this crappy decade of music.

bboy87 said:

Welllllpp....you really are grown now with new birthday and all, so rather than be all uptight and scold-y, alls I can say to that is

Ottensen said:

everybody was talking about devil worshipping, stage presence and fashion


yet forgot that is most likely dick sucking and good ole fucking for tracks that got the chick such a major push

BlaqueKnight said:

In short - ALL of them had ponani power. Lets throw the rest outta the window and call this shit exactly what it is

Harlepolis said:

I tell you what, she makes me as stiff as the tree in my backyard.

uPtoWnNY said:

purplesweat said:

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Must you live in a fantasy world? The musical casting couch exsist so stop living in dreamland and face reality.

If you think your public knowledge of who was dating whom exempts any of these individuals from running around you are on crack.

Jay Z was a drug dealing piece of shit so I would not put anything pass him and perhaps Kayne was slobbing his knob. Stranger things have happend.

I also could give a shit about Umbrella being the top selling song of 2007.
"The Macarana" was a top selling song once as well and that was just as annoying and crappy as Umbrella.

uPtoWnNY said:

No, it's a Pop masterpiece (I'm serious)

No, it's a Pop masterpiece (I'm serious)

uPtoWnNY said:

Honestly she is rammed down your throat, you really have no choice. Someone posted on the Robin Thicke thread about how artists used to do an album a year. NOW that is true that was the way for all artists back in the 70's and 80's, but now that we are in the MEDIA MACHINE you have Beyonce really being the only one that does it, and now Rihanna, and soon LaDy Gaga will be the new "played out chick" the thing is back in the 70's you had an album a year from everyone, it was a battle, now maybe 3-4 artists do it, its the same producers on all the work , so we really get nothing new in the mainstream, and then even more shit on the net.

But after all that here is her claim to fame....


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But dont limit this to her, the males are just as capitalizing of their looks, peeps like timberlake usher and robin thicke get played because of their looks just as much.
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lastdecember said:

Really? I always thought it was a double standard these days: The women have to look like supermodels to get any mainstream attention (like Beyonce, Ciara, Rihanna, etc), but the men can look like darn-near anything and still somehow become famous (like Timberlake, Ne-Yo, Thicke, Lil Wayne...basically all popular male singers/rappers today).

WaterInYourBath said:

Well they all get the magazine covers too, I mean who is the big rock male? John Mayer, i mean if he couldnt do music he would be doing calvin klein ads, or actually i think he does something like that. Timberlake and USher have probably done more magazines and had their shirts off more than anyone in history, so, its really the same thing. I mean 95% of the males getting played and time are also borderline posers and models too.

So I'm watching this diane sawyer interview on youtube, and I'm thinking two things.

1)Her ears are either really weirdly shaped or really perfect.
2)How the hell did she get so popular!?!

Let's go down the list again
-can't sing exceptionally(or even mediocre)
-can't dance exceptionally(or even mediocre)
-Doesn't write her own songs
-doesn't contribute anything to the musical aspect of her albums
-isn't incredibly fine(let's be real people, if you saw her walking down the street you'd think about her five head before you thought about talking to her)
-doesn't have an outstandingly personality(not a bubbly one, not a enigmatic one, not an eccentric one, very bland)


catchy songs
tom green got a no.1 remember



How does someone with almost no talent becoming reigning pop queen of the late 00's?

I can't even take those Jay-z rumors seriously because When Looking at Beyonce compared to Rihanna, or in fact a bunch of chicks who've come and gone in the Def Jam roster between 05-09 I would LMFAO if Jay-z did all this for a little side action with Rihanna.

How the hell did this happen!!!
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Sandino said:

Two words: Media machine.

BlaqueKnight said:

Wrong words. Those words should be "sucking cock". She did what's known in the industry as doing a Sheryl Crow.