I seriously heard the best rap female rap song ever. ever. Move over Lil' Kim.
It was called, "Monsta Rap." I can't find the mp3 anywhere or even a music video on YouTube! (Not cool!) However, I seriously love this song. It is part Blondie (the voice and delivery of it reminds me a lot of "Rapture" along with the bells,) and part Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff (especially each line making me chuckle with the lyrics.) Anyway, I can't believe I've never heard this song until now. Have I been living under a rock? Was this a hugely popular song?
I seriously love it. Wish I could hear it more - but love it.


Anyone else remember/know of this song and dig it like me?

Are you talking about this Elvira.....



I don't think I've heard it but your description sounds like it might be a really fun Halloween song.

vainandy said:

What?!?! You haven't heard it - I was counting on you being one of the orgers tha has.

Here are the lyrics:

Let me tell ya' 'bout a friend of mine.
A big bad brutha' named Frankenstein.
In a torn up ole' monty lookin' mighty fine,
I mean the brutha' was smokin' litteraly!

Sewn up with a needle and thread!
Put together with parts from the dead!
Somethin' put his nut's on the side of his head.
What in the world were they thinkin'?

Drackula is afraid of the light.
He only comes outta' his coffin at night.
Slips out to have him a bite...outta' sombody's neck that is.

He's a vampire, vampire bat!
Suckin' on blood..it's low in fat!
'Cept I don't know if he should really doin' that.
I mean I hope he practices safe suck's!!!

Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.

Wolfeman howlin' at the moon!
Hairy guy's just make me swoon!
Spray's his hair with Vidal Sassoon....WHAT!
You mean that's a weave?!?

Can't see the Invisible Man!
Can't see his invisible tan!
Can't see his invisible hand!
OWW! Who goosed me!?!

Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.

Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you, and me!
Baby there's a monster livin' inside just dieing to be free!

OWWWWW!

Boris Karloff,
Vincent Price,
Bellah Lugosi and
the Poltergeist.

Peter Cushing,
Christopher Lee,
and The Addams Family.

Pyramid power of the Mummy!
Aliens bursting from your tummy!
Their all monster's that I love!
Freddy Kruger give's good glove!

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde!
Christine is the badest ride!
Roger Corman,
Barbra Steele!
Killer Tomatoes have appeal!

Hanibal Lector sick and mean!
Eat your heart with Fatha Beans!
Chuckie's just a living doll!
The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall!

So's the Amazing Collasle Man.
Gammara, Mothra
and Rodan.
Godzilla tears up Tokyo,
while the Phantom of the Opera steals the show!

The Blob,
the Fly, and
the Thing!

Edgar Allen Poe
and Steven King!
Jason in a Hockey mask!
Zombies, freaks and maniacs!

They're the monster's I adore!
Full of blood and guts and gore!
They make me wanna' scream and holler!
More and more and more and MORE!!!!!

Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove everybody clap. (everybody clap)

Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.

Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
(everybody groove everybody clap!)
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.

*Bump

And yes that is her!