Note to all women: If you date either Eminem or 50 Cent, chances are you will be the subject of their next song.

CalhounSq said:

This is the woman who married goofy ass, man-child Nick Cannon and has a whole bathroom dedicated to 'Hello Kitty'...not that there's anything wrong with that second one because 'Hello Kitty' is absolutely adorable. Neither of them are really all that mature when you actually look at alot of the things they have done in their personal and professional lives, but Eminem was the one who spilled the beans and started talking out of the side of his neck about hooking up with Mariah, so Mariah will always be the more mature one of the two and gets plus points for not being the one to spread their business all over the place to begin with. Just my

totaldiva said:

Same goes for dudes who date Taylor Swift. That girl has openly admitted that she writes songs about guys she's been with....she's got more balls than both Eminem and 50 Cent put together and she's a country artist who can actually play instruments unlike these two buffoons.

phunkdaddy said:

I would not call this beef.
It's more like chicken.

estelle81 said:

You got that right.

Obviously Eminem wasn't a good lay since she only gave him some once in 6 months (according to him). He did say he ejaculated premature (in other words, a minute man).
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totaldiva said:

he got ba**s to admit that...if it was true.

And phunkdaddy it doesnt "entitle him" to talk about females...however his sales mean that somebody is listening..that was my point. Give it that..Mariah should have known better not to give his much attention..she was asking for a retaliation. And Nick pre school a** falling for it.

Anyway I love Em... I can care less what ya'll think just as much as I love Mariah. I buy their albums side by side..its all about the love of music.

totaldiva said:

I think that would only make some want date them anymore.. you say that as a bad thing

totaldiva said:

+1 ... Not a fan, but in her own way, she's so gangsta

paisleypark4 said:

So Nick's pre school and Em's not. Pretty funny.

phunkdaddy said:

Yeah like "Gigilo" was very mature...he spend lots of doe on so many hoes...


Hell to be honest big ups to Mariah if she did fuck him, she should tell everybody how his dick looked like. i wudda fucked him knowing me

Hope he's right about the nude pics.

paisleypark4 said:

You can do better bro.

Sorry I"m late but Eminem and Mariah dated????

It makes me sick that he just had to use a gay slur when he is making fun of a married man. what a asshole. Mariah at least only vaguely hinted it was about him. he needs to calm the fuck down.

And in 2009, the only joints Dre has left in him are the ones that click when he stands up.

RKJCNE said:

Supposedly they hooked up once or twice, but only Eminem says so, which isn't exactly the most reliable source.

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back

I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do

Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, faggot
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?

In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.

As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.

Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.

Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.


I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is.

It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)
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They're both lame and haven't been remotely interesting in years...

you can tell he is tired of pretending being a black guy - usually when you hit 30 OR make allot of money you stop all dat noize booooy!

ElectricBlue said:

... Guess puberty is been hitting him for many years now.
This dude needs some help... Maybe t oo many "daddy's issues", or he is a gay in a closet or some frustrated mudafucka who cant over the fact Mariah couldnt give him no more pucee.. Wutever it is, the dood should seek help... His gimmicks are really really really boring... pfff...

It's increasingly hard to believe that in the early-mid ninties Mariah Carey was an incredibly talented singer who released so many classics and seemed respectable and likeable.

Now.....

PurpleMedley122 said:

NOPE!!!!!