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I just bite it Its for the look I dont light it.....from "Gettin Jiggy with It". LOL  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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FrenchGuy said: Not exactly bad lyrics, but Im still wondering what "Half On A Baby" is supposed to mean (R Kelly)??
The king of bad lyrics. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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InsatiableCream said: Timmy84 said: "Your butt is mine" was actually more decent compared to what he later said in the final bridge before the chorus:
"If we can change the world tomorrow This could be a better place If you don't like what I'm saying Then won't you slap my face"  that's better than "the doggone girl is mine" 
Worst MJ lyric ever "Did she tell you I'm the one for her 'Cause she said I blow her mind..." Yeah musically I love it but lyric-wise it left a lot to be desired.  MJ still wrote some fine songs tho. 
The REO Speedwagon song was ridiculous. It's as if the lead singer was drunk when he wrote it (which is possible).  | |
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Is Janet's "heavy like a first day period" in here?
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purplesweat said: Is Janet's "heavy like a first day period" in here?
No but thanks for adding.  | |
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Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer You're a womanizer Oh Womanizer Oh You're a Womanizer Baby You, You You Are You, You You Are Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer) This is bad even for Britney standards  | |
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MyNameIsCally said: Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer You're a womanizer Oh Womanizer Oh You're a Womanizer Baby You, You You Are You, You You Are Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer) This is bad even for Britney standards but it's so catchy! | |
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MyNameIsCally said: Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer You're a womanizer Oh Womanizer Oh You're a Womanizer Baby You, You You Are You, You You Are Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer) This is bad even for Britney standards Can't believe I didn't think of that one. I remember the first time I heard this I was like she cannot be serious.
If U Seek Amy is pretty terrible too: Oh oh, tell me have you seen her? Because I'm so oh! I can't get her off of my brain I just want to go to the party she gonna go Can somebody take me home? Ha ha! hee! hee! ha! ha! ho! Love me hate me, say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see? All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy Love me hate me, la la la, la la la | |
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"She had dumps like a truck truck truck (  )
Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt (original as hell  )
I think I'll sing it again (And he does!!  )
All night long, Let me see that thooooong!!! Love it when the beat goes (duh nuh duh nuh) 
Baby make your booty go (duh nuh duh nuh) 
Girl I know you wanna show That thng-th-th-thong-thooong" 
Sisqo, "Thong Song" ... And what makes the song even worse is that he sings those lyrics of a genius (the verse, the bridge and the chorus) three times throughout the whole song!!! [Edited 8/6/09 15:37pm] Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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purplesweat said: MyNameIsCally said: Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer You're a womanizer Oh Womanizer Oh You're a Womanizer Baby You, You You Are You, You You Are Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer) This is bad even for Britney standards Can't believe I didn't think of that one. I remember the first time I heard this I was like she cannot be serious.
If U Seek Amy is pretty terrible too: Oh oh, tell me have you seen her? Because I'm so oh! I can't get her off of my brain I just want to go to the party she gonna go Can somebody take me home? Ha ha! hee! hee! ha! ha! ho! Love me hate me, say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see? All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy Love me hate me, la la la, la la la
Damn, these are som real bad lyrics... And they belong to the same album...  Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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 I think "If U Seek Amy" is kinda clever. I remember thinking WTF when I first saw the title, but I chuckled when I first heard it. "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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Erykah Badu » Cleva Lyrics
“Cleva” This is how I look without makeup And with no bra my ninny's sag down low My hair ain't never hung down to my shoulders And it might not grow Ya' never know But I'm clever when I bust a rhyme I'm cleva always on ya' mind She's cleva and I really wanna grow But why come you're the last to know? I got a little pot in my belly So now a days my figure ain't so fly My dress ain't cost nothin' but seven dollars But I made it fly And I'll tell ya why But I'm clever when I bust a rhyme I'm cleva always on ya' mind She's cleva and I really wanna grow But why come I'm the last to know? Alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright yeah Alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me  The message you are about to hear are not meant for transmission. Should ONLY be accessed in the privacy of your mind. Words are so intense so if you dare to listen.Take off your clothes and meet me between the lines.  | |
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Chic35 said: Erykah Badu » Cleva Lyrics
“Cleva” This is how I look without makeup And with no bra my ninny's sag down low My hair ain't never hung down to my shoulders And it might not grow Ya' never know But I'm clever when I bust a rhyme I'm cleva always on ya' mind She's cleva and I really wanna grow But why come you're the last to know? I got a little pot in my belly So now a days my figure ain't so fly My dress ain't cost nothin' but seven dollars But I made it fly And I'll tell ya why But I'm clever when I bust a rhyme I'm cleva always on ya' mind She's cleva and I really wanna grow But why come I'm the last to know? Alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright yeah Alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Said that I'm alright with me Uh... WHAT!? [Edited 8/6/09 17:57pm] | |
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I'm drinkin' a soy latte, I get a double shot'
It goes right through my body and you know I'm satisfied I drive my mini Cooper and I'm feeling super-duper Yo', they tell I'm a trooper and you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates and the room is full of hotties So I'm checkin' out the bodies and you know I'm satisfied I'm diggin' on the isotopes, this metaphysics s*** is dope And if all this can give me hope you know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant and a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler and a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist, do you think I'm satisfied I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not a Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just livin' out the American dream And I just realized that nothin' is what it seems ---- [Edited 8/6/09 18:00pm] | |
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b3xy said: i never quite got these lyrics from 'Wanna be Startin Somthing'
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable why is he singing about vegetables? Call me crazy, but this is one lyric of MJ's that I always thought was genius. He was an object to be devoured (the public/media/perhaps his own ambition), as well as a meal ticket (in life and especially in death). Everybody's eating good in the neighborhood thanks to MJ. It just works for me on a lot of different levels. "Your butt is mine..." is really a doozey, though. I wonder how he came up with that?
I don't think "My I don't have to run day" is that bad. It fits the spirit of the song. I always took it as "I don't have to rush...." Here's one that always made me roll my eyes: Alanis Morissette One hand in her pocket, one hand making a peace sign.  "Be glad for what you had baby, what you've got..." | |
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bettybop said: b3xy said: i never quite got these lyrics from 'Wanna be Startin Somthing'
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable why is he singing about vegetables? Call me crazy, but this is one lyric of MJ's that I always thought was genius. He was an object to be devoured (the public/media/perhaps his own ambition), as well as a meal ticket (in life and especially in death). Everybody's eating good in the neighborhood thanks to MJ. It just works for me on a lot of different levels. "Your butt is mine..." is really a doozey, though. I wonder how he came up with that?
I don't think "My I don't have to run day" is that bad. It fits the spirit of the song. I always took it as "I don't have to rush...." Here's one that always made me roll my eyes: Alanis Morissette One hand in her pocket, one hand making a peace sign. Yeah I got the point of WBSS but "Bad" was insane!
@ the Alanis joint. I think she was trying to be poetic. My favorite line has to be this:
"I'm brave but I'm chickenshit." | |
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I've got a box of chocolates that can knock the sock (whatever he said, whatever he said) of any girl I know. She wants a B-O-X of chocolates every day. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Timmy84 said: Yeah I got the point of WBSS but "Bad" was insane!
@ the Alanis joint. I think she was trying to be poetic. My favorite line has to be this:
"I'm brave but I'm chickenshit." The beat and melody of "Bad" was tight, I felt, but the lyrics and overall concept? Um, no...and let's not even talk about that video. It has not held up well over time in my eyes--"Beat It" feels fresher, which is odd. Anyway, Alanis's Jagged Little Pill is chockfull of nonsense. You could fill this entire thread with some her lyrics. "Be glad for what you had baby, what you've got..." | |
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bettybop said: Timmy84 said: Yeah I got the point of WBSS but "Bad" was insane!
@ the Alanis joint. I think she was trying to be poetic. My favorite line has to be this:
"I'm brave but I'm chickenshit." The beat and melody of "Bad" was tight, I felt, but the lyrics and overall concept? Um, no...and let's not even talk about that video. It has not held up well over time in my eyes--"Beat It" feels fresher, which is odd. Anyway, Alanis's Jagged Little Pill is chockfull of nonsense. You could fill this entire thread with some her lyrics. Yeah that's odd about MJ. Weird because "Bad" was my first real memory of MJ. But yeah that entire JLP album is weird. | |
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you can basically list any Black Eyed Peas song.
from their song Electric City Bitches on my dick (Oh No) They on my dildo | |
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Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It
Now this song is going out to all of you players Wanna be players Wanna be pimps Mack daddys Or whatever you call yourself Well you better get your game face on Cause this old lady told me one time She say son, you men think you know what women want But you don't And then she went on to tell me a story And it goes something like this. All you wanna be lovers There's something you need to know Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago. She said Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't. She said, I had a man who thought he was the worlds greatest lover But when you add his time up He was just a five minute brother He used to lick it Mmmm He used to stroke it You know one night we was makin love he said This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it. She said Theodis you need to know That you can lick it And you can stroke it And you can kiss it And you can eat it But you ain't done a dog gone thin until you stand up in it Now this wanna be brother who thought he was the worlds greatest lover Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover He said baby…mmm baby Why you messin around on me? I make sure your rents paid I make sure your cable's on Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone. Baby ooo baby why you do me this way? She said Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't. Now you can lick it, and you can stroke it But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it. now you can eat it, and you can lick it. But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it. And the moral of this story boys is You can eat it, stroke it, lick it Do anything you want with it But you ain't did nothing til you stand up in it. The message you are about to hear are not meant for transmission. Should ONLY be accessed in the privacy of your mind. Words are so intense so if you dare to listen.Take off your clothes and meet me between the lines. | |
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InsatiableCream said: you can basically list any Black Eyed Peas song.
from their song Electric City Bitches on my dick (Oh No) They on my dildo Uh...what?! | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Ciga-cigar right from cuba-cuba
I just bite it Its for the look I dont light it.....from "Gettin Jiggy with It". LOL Reminds me of the Spice Girls first.... ..."I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.." God help us, how bad was that?!! www.filmsfilmsfilms.co.uk - The internet's best movie site! | |
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vainandy said: I've got a box of chocolates that can knock the sock (whatever he said, whatever he said) of any girl I know. She wants a B-O-X of chocolates every day.
YES!!!!! | |
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Timmy84 said: I'm drinkin' a soy latte, I get a double shot'
It goes right through my body and you know I'm satisfied I drive my mini Cooper and I'm feeling super-duper Yo', they tell I'm a trooper and you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates and the room is full of hotties So I'm checkin' out the bodies and you know I'm satisfied I'm diggin' on the isotopes, this metaphysics s*** is dope And if all this can give me hope you know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant and a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler and a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist, do you think I'm satisfied I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not a Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just livin' out the American dream And I just realized that nothin' is what it seems ----
[Edited 8/6/09 18:00pm] As a Madonna fan I have convinced myself that I can now file this in my "so bad its good" section....boy, did it take some convincing though!! www.filmsfilmsfilms.co.uk - The internet's best movie site! | |
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DaveT said: Timmy84 said: I'm drinkin' a soy latte, I get a double shot'
It goes right through my body and you know I'm satisfied I drive my mini Cooper and I'm feeling super-duper Yo', they tell I'm a trooper and you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates and the room is full of hotties So I'm checkin' out the bodies and you know I'm satisfied I'm diggin' on the isotopes, this metaphysics s*** is dope And if all this can give me hope you know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant and a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler and a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist, do you think I'm satisfied I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not a Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just livin' out the American dream And I just realized that nothin' is what it seems ----
[Edited 8/6/09 18:00pm] As a Madonna fan I have convinced myself that I can now file this in my "so bad its good" section....boy, did it take some convincing though!! I don´t know all Madonna songs, but I was once hanging out with a friend of mine and he played some remix of Madonna´s song and the lyrics went "up down, up down down up up down down up..." I was like it¨s a miracle how little it takes to satisfy so many.. [Edited 8/24/09 13:51pm] "When Michael Jackson is just singing and dancing, you just think this is an astonishing talent. And he has had this astounding talent all his life, but we want him to be floored as well. We really don´t like the idea that he could have it all." | |
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InsatiableCream said: you can basically list any Black Eyed Peas song.
from their song Electric City Bitches on my dick (Oh No) They on my dildo  that's some straight up nonsensical trash | |
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The Fugee's ready or not I believe
L-boogie: Well you be imitating al Capone I'll be Nina Simone and deficating on your microphone. I love the Fugees but always thought this was kinda gross. 2012: The Queen Returns | |
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Destiny Child
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