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PrintableDesireeNevermind said: dannyd5050 said:  No! This is his "I'm a vegetarian so I'm better than you" song!
Here's the rest of the lyrics (equally as bad)... I saw a friend of mine 2day In an ad sayin what would do my body good I told him he was wasting time I say If God wanted milk in me The breast I suck would have a line around the hood No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me Its why I dont eat red meat or white fish Dont give me no blue cheese Were all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea Animal, animal kingdom {x2} Who told us we should eat the swine? U can bet your final money it damn sure wasnt no friend of mine What about the clams on the shore? Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity (nurses past, oh yeah) No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me (ever did a damn thing) So I dont eat no red meat or white fish Or funky, funky blue cheese Were all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea Animal, animal kingdom {x3} See this is the kind of shit that makes me think Prince needs a new church cuz they are not educating him right!!! "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. "----Genesis 9:3. He needs to fuckin eat a cheeseburger. [Edited 7/23/09 15:54pm]  Eggs-actly!! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra oh jeebus, cracks me up every time. but it's still shit!  Are you kidding me?! That's one of the greatest lines ever if only for the fact that he name-checks her as "Blah-Blah" in the rest of the song. "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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AlexdeParis said: DesireeNevermind said: I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra oh jeebus, cracks me up every time. but it's still shit! Are you kidding me?! That's one of the greatest lines ever if only for the fact that he name-checks her as "Blah-Blah" in the rest of the song. Yeah, I actually find that lyric funny than bad.  | |
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AlexdeParis said: DesireeNevermind said: I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra oh jeebus, cracks me up every time. but it's still shit! Are you kidding me?! That's one of the greatest lines ever if only for the fact that he name-checks her as "Blah-Blah" in the rest of the song. shoots, let a muthafugga call me blah blah blah and see if he don't get a fat lip lip lip. biz aint right | |
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Worst lyric ever? How about Liz Phair (HWC)....
Give it to me, don't give it away Don't think about what the others say My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright All you do is fuck me every day and night You're my secret beauty routine Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice Baby you're the best magazine advice Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets Everything is fresher when the day is sweet In the morning light when you're already on the phone Face it, one of these days Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray It's the fountain of youth It's the meaning of life So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Face it, one of these days Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray It's the fountain of youth It's the meaning of life Baby you're the best magazine advice Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Your hot white cum "Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish." | |
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midiscover said: Lenny Kravitz- Fly Away
I wish that I could fly Into the sky So very high Just like a dragonfly Id fly above the trees Over the seas in all degrees To anywhere I please Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah Lets go and see the stars The milky way or even mars Where it could just be ours Lets fade into the sun Let your spirit fly Where we are one Just for a little fun Oh oh oh yeah ! I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah I got to get away Feel I got to get away Oh oh oh yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah Oh yeah ! I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah I got to get away I want to get away x4 Yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah I got to get away I want to get away x4 Yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah  lazy ass lyrics! | |
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Mervi Vesala (Ohjaaja) "I wanna love you tender" by Danni Ja Armi
From Finland, these are the actual lyrics I love you I wanna you tender You could be my only sweet surrender I would bever bring you any kind of sorrow You love me You wanna love me tender How can I be sure that you are not pretender You want me today, but what about tomorrow Oh your absolutely fine I like to think your mine Your lips a taste of wine And if I could touch your hand This rock would turn to sand So this is where we stand You love me You wanna love me tender How can I be sure that you are not pretender You want me today, but what about tomorrow I love you I wanna love you tender I would like to be your love defender I would like to take you, where no one could be see you I love you I too can be so tender I can be your only sweet surrender And if you give your heart, I never ever leave you Oh your absolutely fine I like to think your mine Your lips a taste of wine And if I could touch your hand This rock would turn to sand So this is where we stand If we all say wanna love you tender No one has to be a great pretender And this world to be a better place to live in Its also on youtube as worst video ever So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time | |
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"If we can change the world tomorrow This could be a better place If you don't like what I'm saying Then won't you slap my face" I was listening to this the other day and almost fell out of my chair when the last line came up! | |
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 at all of them"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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b3xy said: i never quite got these lyrics from 'Wanna be Startin Somthing'
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable why is he singing about vegetables? Me neither!  | |
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purplesweat said: "If we can change the world tomorrow This could be a better place If you don't like what I'm saying Then won't you slap my face" I was listening to this the other day and almost fell out of my chair when the last line came up! It's funny, right? | |
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Timmy84 said: purplesweat said: I was listening to this the other day and almost fell out of my chair when the last line came up! It's funny, right? It was really unexpected, all this deep stuff about making the world better, then suddenly he wants to be slapped! | |
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I'm thinking the worst lyrics ever in a rap song is:
What's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T? From Warren G's song "What's next?" 
This killed his career Smooches;) | |
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Another from Paul Mc.Cartney...
My love don't give me presents I know that she's no peasant Only ever has to give me Love forever and forever My love don't give me presents Turn me on when I get lonely People tell me that she's only fooling I know she isn't She's a woman, she's a woman She's a woman, she's a woman | |
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purplesweat said: Timmy84 said: It's funny, right? It was really unexpected, all this deep stuff about making the world better, then suddenly he wants to be slapped! | |
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COMPUTERBLUE1984 said: Worst lyric ever? How about Liz Phair (HWC)....
Give it to me, don't give it away Don't think about what the others say My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright All you do is fuck me every day and night You're my secret beauty routine Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice Baby you're the best magazine advice Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets Everything is fresher when the day is sweet In the morning light when you're already on the phone Face it, one of these days Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray It's the fountain of youth It's the meaning of life So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Face it, one of these days Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray It's the fountain of youth It's the meaning of life Baby you're the best magazine advice Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Your hot white cum oh my horny toad. this bitch singing about cumming in her face and hair. tre tre tre declasse. she gonna get acne like a muthafugga and some HIV for that special glow. | |
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dannyd5050 said: Another one from Sir Paul:
My Love And when I go away I know my heart can stay with my love , its understood Its in the hands of my love , and my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good And when the cupboards bare Ill still find something there with my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love holds the other key to me Oh....my love oh...my love Only my love does it good to me (solo) Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Dont ever ask me why , I never say goodbye to my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love does it good to me Woooooh [Edited 7/23/09 14:41pm] Blasphemer!!!!  | |
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I do love regina spektor but...
Samson: Samson went back to bed Not much hair left on his head He ate a slice of wonder bread and went right back to bed Wonderbread  ? thats just sad rhyming.[Edited 7/25/09 22:00pm] 2012: The Queen Returns | |
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Great list!
My nod goes to Charlie Singleton for Run in Your Heart There's a ring on your finger And a rip in your dress And one missing earring Shows that you gave your best. | |
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dat thong tha thong thong thong
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Oh, Justice will be served and the battle will rage.
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage You'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A 'Cuz we'll put a boot in your ass It's the American way. "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" - Toby Keith aka everything that is wrong with 'merka 2012: The Queen Returns | |
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Don't know if anyone brought up this classic ode to self-esteem:
Reo Speedwagon, "Keep on Lovin' You" And though I know all about those men Still I dont remember Cause it was us baby, way before then And we're still together I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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GetAwayFromMe said: dannyd5050 said: Another one from Sir Paul:
My Love And when I go away I know my heart can stay with my love , its understood Its in the hands of my love , and my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good And when the cupboards bare Ill still find something there with my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love holds the other key to me Oh....my love oh...my love Only my love does it good to me (solo) Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Dont ever ask me why , I never say goodbye to my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love does it good to me Woooooh [Edited 7/23/09 14:41pm] Blasphemer!!!! Why? Because I'm a huge Beatles fan? No one is beyond reproach. I love this song for the music and Paul's vocal, but Paul can write some cheesy stuff sometimes! This is lazy lyric writing, even if the music and the way he sings it is sincere. All in all I still love this song. But the lyrics, eh....  | |
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SUPRMAN said: Don't know if anyone brought up this classic ode to self-esteem:
Reo Speedwagon, "Keep on Lovin' You" And though I know all about those men Still I dont remember Cause it was us baby, way before then And we're still together  now that's some co-dependent love right there | |
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midiscover said: Lenny Kravitz- Fly Away
I wish that I could fly Into the sky So very high Just like a dragonfly Id fly above the trees Over the seas in all degrees To anywhere I please I want to get away x4 Yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah I got to get away I want to get away x4 Yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah etc etc repeat ad infinitum... YES! Couldn't agree more. And I am not sure dragon flies fly all that high into the sky anyways..... lazy and lame, like the rest of his career.. This is not an exit | |
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Not exactly bad lyrics, but Im still wondering what "Half On A Baby" is supposed to mean (R Kelly)?? Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: Not exactly bad lyrics, but Im still wondering what "Half On A Baby" is supposed to mean (R Kelly)??
Isn't it obvious? To "go half" on something is to each contribute half of the cost (like "let's go half on a pizza"). In this case, egg + sperm = zygote."Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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AlexdeParis said: FrenchGuy said: Not exactly bad lyrics, but Im still wondering what "Half On A Baby" is supposed to mean (R Kelly)??
Isn't it obvious? To "go half" on something is to each contribute half of the cost (like "let's go half on a pizza"). In this case, egg + sperm = zygote.... Thanx for the explanation thoEverybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythmn is a dancer - SNAP
My breath smells of a thousand fags and when I'm drunk I dance like mi dad - Robbie Willams You think you're a man you are only a boy, you think you're a man you are only a toy You think you're a man but you just could'nt see you were'nt man enough to satisfy me - Divine | |
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Timmy84 said: "Your butt is mine" was actually more decent compared to what he later said in the final bridge before the chorus:
"If we can change the world tomorrow This could be a better place If you don't like what I'm saying Then won't you slap my face" that's better than "the doggone girl is mine"
Worst MJ lyric ever | |
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