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PrintableDewrede said: My Humps
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna Karan, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly Brother I ain't askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Seven Jeans, True Religion's, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't taken We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating. My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love) You love my lady lumps (love), My hump, my hump, my hump (love), My humps they got you, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what). My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got you, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. (A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4] She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. [Will.i.am] So real [x17]   
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 yeah i saw that before
frankly i find her voice even more annoying than those lyrics [Edited 7/23/09 8:08am] | |
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LMAO at the Alanis Morrisettte video.
And as far as this thread goes, it's not fair to include rap songs, because those really are neither songs nor lyrics. They're rhymes. | |
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THANKS for taking the time to write this down, I was laughing my head off
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What about 'Smell Yo Dick'  |
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Young black and famous, with money hanging out the anus  | |
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This piece of shit:
Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home. Now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone. I've been waiting all night so just let me hold you close to me, 'Cause I've been dyin' for you girl and make love to me. Girl you make me feel real good. We can do it 'til we both wake up. Girl, you know I'm hooked on you, And this is what I'll do... I wanna sex you up. All night. You make me feel real good. I wanna rub you down. I wanna sex you up. Let me take off all your clothes. Disconnect the phone so nobody knows. Let me light a candle, So that we can make it better. Makin' love until we drown.
Girl, you know it feels real good. We can do it 'til we both wake up. Girl you know I'm hooked on you. And this is what I'll do. Make sweet lovin' all night long... (I wanna sex you up) Feels so right it can't be wrong... Don't be shy girl rescue me... (i wanna sex you up) Open up your heart and I'll set you free... ---- I know they were trying to mack but the lyrics are bold make it...yucky. "Making love until we drown?" "Do 'it til we wake up." HUH!? | |
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Another one from Sir Paul:
My Love And when I go away I know my heart can stay with my love , its understood Its in the hands of my love , and my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good And when the cupboards bare Ill still find something there with my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love holds the other key to me Oh....my love oh...my love Only my love does it good to me (solo) Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Dont ever ask me why , I never say goodbye to my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love does it good to me Woooooh [Edited 7/23/09 14:41pm] | |
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Silver Convention: Get Up and Boogie
(That's right) Get up and boogie, get up and boogie (That's right) Get up and boogie, get up and boogie Boogie - Boogie (That's right) Get up and boogie, get up and boogie (That's right) Get up and boogie, get up and boogie (That's right) Boogie - Boogie (That's right) Get up and boogie, get up and boogie (That's right) Get up and boogie, get up and boogie Boogie - Boogie (That's right) Get up and boogie, get up and boogie Get up and boogie, get up and boogie Get up and boogie, get up and boogie Get up and boogie [fade] | |
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dannyd5050 said: Another one from Sir Paul: My Love
And when I go away I know my heart can stay with my love , its understood Its in the hands of my love , and my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good And when the cupboards bare Ill still find something there with my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love holds the other key to me Oh....my love oh...my love Only my love does it good to me (solo) Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Dont ever ask me why , I never say goodbye to my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love does it good to me Woooooh What...the...fuck? | |
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Five words: "Who Let the Dogs Out?!"
The entire song is just... wtfish! | |
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Timmy84 said: dannyd5050 said: Another one from Sir Paul: My Love
And when I go away I know my heart can stay with my love , its understood Its in the hands of my love , and my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good And when the cupboards bare Ill still find something there with my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love holds the other key to me Oh....my love oh...my love Only my love does it good to me (solo) Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Dont ever ask me why , I never say goodbye to my love Its understood , its everywhere with my love And my love does it good Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good Oh I love oh wo.....my love Only my love does it good to me Woooooh What...the...fuck? The music is absolutely lovely though. The lyrics not so much... | |
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dannyd5050 said: Timmy84 said: What...the...fuck? The music is absolutely lovely though. The lyrics not so much...The music makes it sweet.
I don't mind bad lyrics with good music, it's just when you put bad lyrics with bad music...
Like "Sex You Up" - good music (well technically it is because it samples Betty Wright) but bad lyrics.
"Thong Song" - bad music + bad lyrics = downright awful! | |
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ok
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra  oh jeebus, cracks me up every time. but it's still shit!  | |
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DesireeNevermind said:
ok
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra oh jeebus, cracks me up every time. but it's still shit! "She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra"... | |
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"Your butt is mine" was actually more decent compared to what he later said in the final bridge before the chorus:
"If we can change the world tomorrow This could be a better place If you don't like what I'm saying Then won't you slap my face" | |
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Timmy84 said: "Your butt is mine" was actually more decent compared to what he later said in the final bridge before the chorus:
"If we can change the world tomorrow This could be a better place If you don't like what I'm saying Then won't you slap my face"  | |
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Diana Ross: "Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheatin'"-Upside Down
Why respectfully?? | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Timmy84 said: "Your butt is mine" was actually more decent compared to what he later said in the final bridge before the chorus:
"If we can change the world tomorrow This could be a better place If you don't like what I'm saying Then won't you slap my face" I laughed when I first heard that part, I was like "you OK, Mike?" | |
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dannyd5050 said: Diana Ross: "Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheatin'"-Upside Down
Why respectfully?? and did she say "giving love instinctively"? wth? upside down inside out round and round  tryna sexify a nusery rhyme.. she forgot to say "make me touch my toes" | |
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dannyd5050 said: Diana Ross: "Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheatin'"-Upside Down
Why respectfully?? It was like she was saying "I respect the fact that you're not unfaithful" but in the same breath said he got "charm and appeal". I guess he's a "smooth operator". | |
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DesireeNevermind said: dannyd5050 said: Diana Ross: "Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheatin'"-Upside Down
Why respectfully?? and did she say "giving love instinctively"? wth? upside down inside out round and round tryna sexify a nusery rhyme.. she forgot to say "make me touch my toes"The song has a childish approach to it. Maybe that's why people loved it when it came out. | |
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Let's not forget our boy Prince:
I saw a friend of mine 2day In an ad sayin what would do my body good I told him he was wasting time I say If God wanted milk in me The breast I suck would have a line around the hood -Animal Kingdom  | |
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dannyd5050 said: Let's not forget our boy Prince:
I saw a friend of mine 2day In an ad sayin what would do my body good I told him he was wasting time I say If God wanted milk in me The breast I suck would have a line around the hood -Animal Kingdom Wait.....what???? I never paid attention to that song. Did he say he would suck his own dick? oh wait, or is he saying Mani's titties was good to go in the hood? Prince don't live in no damn hood! Mani was small like bee stings. OMG I feel  That shit is all the way wrong. Aint no scripture about to save it neitha! Nuh UH!!!! | |
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fuck that I'm starting another thread. | |
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Timmy84 said: Five words: "Who Let the Dogs Out?!"
The entire song is just... wtfish! If you can understand what the fuck they sayin [Edited 7/23/09 15:47pm] |
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DesireeNevermind said: dannyd5050 said: Let's not forget our boy Prince:
I saw a friend of mine 2day In an ad sayin what would do my body good I told him he was wasting time I say If God wanted milk in me The breast I suck would have a line around the hood -Animal Kingdom Wait.....what???? I never paid attention to that song. Did he say he would suck his own dick? oh wait, or is he saying Mani's titties was good to go in the hood? Prince don't live in no damn hood! Mani was small like bee stings. OMG I feel That shit is all the way wrong. Aint no scripture about to save it neitha! Nuh UH!!!! No! This is his "I'm a vegetarian so I'm better than you" song!
Here's the rest of the lyrics (equally as bad)... I saw a friend of mine 2day In an ad sayin what would do my body good I told him he was wasting time I say If God wanted milk in me The breast I suck would have a line around the hood No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me Its why I dont eat red meat or white fish Dont give me no blue cheese Were all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea Animal, animal kingdom {x2} Who told us we should eat the swine? U can bet your final money it damn sure wasnt no friend of mine What about the clams on the shore? Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity (nurses past, oh yeah) No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me (ever did a damn thing) So I dont eat no red meat or white fish Or funky, funky blue cheese Were all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea Animal, animal kingdom {x3} | |
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dannyd5050 said: DesireeNevermind said: Wait.....what???? I never paid attention to that song. Did he say he would suck his own dick? oh wait, or is he saying Mani's titties was good to go in the hood? Prince don't live in no damn hood! Mani was small like bee stings. OMG I feel That shit is all the way wrong. Aint no scripture about to save it neitha! Nuh UH!!!! No! This is his "I'm a vegetarian so I'm better than you" song!
Here's the rest of the lyrics (equally as bad)... I saw a friend of mine 2day In an ad sayin what would do my body good I told him he was wasting time I say If God wanted milk in me The breast I suck would have a line around the hood No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me Its why I dont eat red meat or white fish Dont give me no blue cheese Were all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea Animal, animal kingdom {x2} Who told us we should eat the swine? U can bet your final money it damn sure wasnt no friend of mine What about the clams on the shore? Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity (nurses past, oh yeah) No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me (ever did a damn thing) So I dont eat no red meat or white fish Or funky, funky blue cheese Were all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea Animal, animal kingdom {x3} See this is the kind of shit that makes me think Prince needs a new church cuz they are not educating him right!!! "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. "----Genesis 9:3. He needs to fuckin eat a cheeseburger. [Edited 7/23/09 15:54pm] | |
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Prince's lyrics be wild as fuck. | |
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Lenny Kravitz- Fly Away
I wish that I could fly Into the sky So very high Just like a dragonfly Id fly above the trees Over the seas in all degrees To anywhere I please Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah Lets go and see the stars The milky way or even mars Where it could just be ours Lets fade into the sun Let your spirit fly Where we are one Just for a little fun Oh oh oh yeah ! I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah I got to get away Feel I got to get away Oh oh oh yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah Oh yeah ! I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah I got to get away I want to get away x4 Yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah I got to get away I want to get away x4 Yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
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