I was in walmart last night, standing in line looking at the magazines, and couldn't help but wonder what the "bloids" will make up about MJ and his family.

"JACKO MAY STILL BE ALIVE"...Sources close to the star say this was a publicity stunt, blah, blah, blah.
"JANET DEVASTATED AND CONTEMPLATES SUICIDE"
"JOE TEARFULLY ADMITS, 'I BEAT THAT BOY TO DEATH---LITERALLY'"
"DIANA ROSS TELLS ABOUT HER SECRET AFFAIR WITH MICHAEL"