This shit is the next Loverboy, I tell ya!

Candy Bling (M. Carey/T. Nash/C. Stewart)

Chorus:

I don't need no ring
Cause your ding-a-ling
Is my Candy Bling
That Big Ol' Thing
It makes my nani sing

This needs to be the second single and have the fucking campiest video EVER.

Ok, the song title is real but the lyrics aren't. I think they should be though,! I would be ALL BEHIND THIS SAWNG.
[Edited 6/19/09 13:15pm]

I saw that title and all I could think of was rainbows, unicorns and a pink bedroom filled with Hello Kitty paraphernalia. She's pissing me off.

This shit is better than most of Mariah's recent material!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...st&index=0

VoicesCarry said:

That and the Heartbreaker spoof.

JackieBlue said:

That is the Heartbreaker spoof I think Mariah wasn't in on the joke and decided to one-up them with Loverboy (bitch even lifted the song title from them!).

She needs to be hit in the head w/ a brick for the title alone

VoicesCarry said:

Crap, I was thinking of Loverboy even though I know it's the lyrics to Heartbreaker. All those cotton candy names start to run together after awhile. She needs something hard like Levitcus: F*ggot or Dead N*gga Blvd. That'll shake some lambs up.

JackieBlue said:

She's incapable

OMG! Check out this EPIC HOTNESS! I think I'm in love!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...RgBKXnSeJI

VoicesCarry said:

JackieBlue said:

Here, cleanse your eyes, ears and anus with some hot ass Lady GaGa:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=channel

Dear Mariah,

Please hook up with Lady GaGa for some beats and melody.

Sincerely,
The World
[Edited 6/19/09 15:15pm]

That legendary voice, singing such crap music that anyone can sing. She doesn't know what gift she was given. She is just plain trash these days

VoicesCarry said:

That Nick Cannon must be puttin it to her if she's singing dumb shit like that!

Those lyrics are very elementary for Mariah's voice.
[Edited 6/20/09 15:02pm]

OldTeenager said:

NO NO NO NO..really??

This is a joke right?

Man

How did the dizzy bitch lost her way from...



To THAT?

for some reason i got that song "candy rain" stuck in my head upon reading the thread title.

Stop the rain Jesus! Stop the rain!

Will she ever advance past the age of 12???

SCNDLS said:

Stop holding your breath, she's "eternally 12"

@ "Jesus, Stop the rain" I love your country ass

Harlepolis said:

Girl, I stole that from Vanity. I trot it out when I see crazy shit on the Org.

VoicesCarry said:

Harlepolis said:

love that song

JackieBlue said:

JackieBlue said:

She'll NEVER do that. It's sad how she had potential but chose the "dumb" route to get money. Obviously there's been points in her career where she could've had a "classic" period but it hasn't happened yet.

Timmy84 said:

Butterfly and Emancipation Of Mimi are the closest she has ever had to 'classic' true Mariah. I really felt Mimi was the closest however Get Your Number and One And Only kinda brought it down a notch....Butterfly felt like an album she always wanted to do. That Beautiful Ones remake was a mess though...almost made me not want to hear the rest.

1990- 1997 period was indeed her best efforts. Then it's hit and miss with some classic songs inbetween.

paisleypark4 said:

Pretty much.

if she had any real love for music she'd just stop recording this trash. She's not even better than Madonna at this point and I think that says something.

Damn they are very much in love! Nick got Mariah's name across his back? What it they break up?



I thought if you fell in love it usually made your music better? I don't think she gives a damn because her head is in the clouds!
[Edited 6/22/09 21:03pm]