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Printablelazycrockett said: purplesweat said: Why would anyone agree to this though? "Hey, Em, mind if we stick a stranger's bare crotch in your face for publicity?" "Sure, why not?"  Cause there is no such thing as Bad Publicity. But there is such a thing as bad hygiene.  | |
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purplesweat said: lazycrockett said: Cause there is no such thing as Bad Publicity. But there is such a thing as bad hygiene.  
Sacha's butt look like it stank. Didn't he fart while doing this? Just plain fucking nasty. | |
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Timmy84 said: MRGee said: I watched it and EM was so MAD! The guy was it Sasha Baron Cohen? Had his ASS all in E's face and E'ms bodyguards looked like they were gonna PULVERIZE him and they pushed him away from EM and Em then just ABRUPTLY LEFT the AUDITORIUM PISSED OFF AS ALL HELL!
Yeah that was Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah the bodyguards did look like they were gonna fuck him up. I don't give a damn, you just don't put no naked ass in anybody's face in public like that. Honestly he wouldn't have gotten that far with me. The hovering was the warning but as soon as I saw him being lowered I would have swung him over Tyrese's way and got up and got out let alone just sit there with my face turned to the side. Are you kidding me? Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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Timmy84 said: utopia7 said: Yep and Eminem was the guinea pig.... I just happen to glance over at the T.V and lost it I can rewind it over and over. This was on purpose because they could easily directed him to land in the aisle instead of all people. and Tyrese just had to get involved  and be seen.
Sacha... better hope they don't wait for him afterward. why didn't EM get up as soon as the nut-tucks landed on him. I'm SAYING!  I truly can't stop laughing .... crying @ a blogger saying Ass-Bush -TEABAGGED- face rape ( that's a bit drastic) it's not like thrusting was going on. Comment below BARE BUTTOCKS IN RAPPERS FACE | |
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JackieBlue said: Timmy84 said: Yeah that was Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah the bodyguards did look like they were gonna fuck him up. I don't give a damn, you just don't put no naked ass in anybody's face in public like that. Honestly he wouldn't have gotten that far with me. The hovering was the warning but as soon as I saw him being lowered I would have swung him over Tyrese's way and got up and got out let alone just sit there with my face turned to the side. Are you kidding me? I mean, he just stood there and took it. I don't care what orientation you are, if you see a guy's naked ass coming around you and you're not PREPARED FOR IT, you get out of the way! You don't know if shit will fly out! This is an ASS we're talking about! And this fool just sat there and just got assed up! I don't know if Marshal will ever let this down. You come back after a hiatus only to be punked by the people who promoted you (MTV).
I don't see Em returning to MTV anytime soon. And obviously this was a ploy to get people to watch the "Bruno" flick, ain't it just about to come out? [Edited 5/31/09 22:09pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: JackieBlue said: Honestly he wouldn't have gotten that far with me. The hovering was the warning but as soon as I saw him being lowered I would have swung him over Tyrese's way and got up and got out let alone just sit there with my face turned to the side. Are you kidding me? I mean, he just stood there and took it. I don't care what orientation you are, if you see a guy's naked ass coming around you and you're not PREPARED FOR IT, you get out of the way! You don't know if shit will fly out! This is an ASS we're talking about! And this fool just sat there and just got assed up! I don't know if Marshal will ever let this down. You come back after a hiatus only to be punked by the people who promoted you (MTV).
I don't see Em returning to MTV anytime soon. And obviously this was a ploy to get people to watch the "Bruno" flick, ain't it just about to come out? [Edited 5/31/09 22:09pm] this post is funny! [Edited 5/31/09 22:13pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: JackieBlue said: Honestly he wouldn't have gotten that far with me. The hovering was the warning but as soon as I saw him being lowered I would have swung him over Tyrese's way and got up and got out let alone just sit there with my face turned to the side. Are you kidding me? I mean, he just stood there and took it. I don't care what orientation you are, if you see a guy's naked ass coming around you and you're not PREPARED FOR IT, you get out of the way! You don't know if shit will fly out! This is an ASS we're talking about! And this fool just sat there and just got assed up! I don't know if Marshal will ever let this down. You come back after a hiatus only to be punked by the people who promoted you (MTV).
I don't see Em returning to MTV anytime soon. And obviously this was a ploy to get people to watch the "Bruno" flick, ain't it just about to come out? [Edited 5/31/09 22:09pm] I've watched it about three times and I can NOT get over it. When they cut to Cameron Diaz I have to holler. And why did it look like a slapstick comedy when the bodyguards were trying to move him? There were like three burly guys. What was the problem? Snatch him down or lift him up. Whatever you do, get him away from ME!Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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Did MTV get new owners after some point?
I know jokes have always been part of the award shows, but the whole network just comes across as tacky now and immature. Its like they hold a grudge now against all the older artists from the past decade to earlier on like MJ, Eminem, Britney, Janet, etc. etc. [Edited 5/31/09 22:15pm] [Edited 5/31/09 22:16pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: MRGee said: I watched it and EM was so MAD! The guy was it Sasha Baron Cohen? Had his ASS all in E's face and E'ms bodyguards looked like they were gonna PULVERIZE him and they pushed him away from EM and Em then just ABRUPTLY LEFT the AUDITORIUM PISSED OFF AS ALL HELL!
Yeah that was Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah the bodyguards did look like they were gonna fuck him up. I don't give a damn, you just don't put no naked ass in anybody's face in public like that. STOPPPPP | |
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JackieBlue said: Timmy84 said: I mean, he just stood there and took it. I don't care what orientation you are, if you see a guy's naked ass coming around you and you're not PREPARED FOR IT, you get out of the way! You don't know if shit will fly out! This is an ASS we're talking about! And this fool just sat there and just got assed up! I don't know if Marshal will ever let this down. You come back after a hiatus only to be punked by the people who promoted you (MTV).
I don't see Em returning to MTV anytime soon. And obviously this was a ploy to get people to watch the "Bruno" flick, ain't it just about to come out? [Edited 5/31/09 22:09pm] I've watched it about three times and I can NOT get over it. When they cut to Cameron Diaz I have to holler. And why did it look like a slapstick comedy when the bodyguards were trying to move him? There were like three burly guys. What was the problem? Snatch him down or lift him up. Whatever you do, get him away from ME!You saw Tyrese push him back when they were pushing him off him? Lawd Jeebus! I can't stand Tyrese either.
But yeah, I agree, I don't care what they did, just get him away from me! I'd been running out of there and going straight to the bathroom!  [Edited 5/31/09 22:17pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: Frederick96 said: That was not cool at all....if they want Eminem on any future mtv events they gonna have to kiss his ass.So not cool.
Why did he even bother to come back? If I was Em, if they offer me a chance to be on MTV's anything, I'd tell them forget it. Hell they set up MJ and Britney, now Em's the new target, I guess, but let's not forget he had to battle with a talking puppet from Conan's show.1. Speaking of set-ups, remember the controversial MTV-produced NFL SuperBowl halftime show with Janet?!? 2. Amazing, MTV had yet to set Madonna up for something bad. I wonder why she is still spare? | |
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Timmy84 said: JackieBlue said: Honestly he wouldn't have gotten that far with me. The hovering was the warning but as soon as I saw him being lowered I would have swung him over Tyrese's way and got up and got out let alone just sit there with my face turned to the side. Are you kidding me? I mean, he just stood there and took it. I don't care what orientation you are, if you see a guy's naked ass coming around you and you're not PREPARED FOR IT, you get out of the way! You don't know if shit will fly out! This is an ASS we're talking about! And this fool just sat there and just got assed up! I don't know if Marshal will ever let this down. You come back after a hiatus only to be punked by the people who promoted you (MTV).
I don't see Em returning to MTV anytime soon. And obviously this was a ploy to get people to watch the "Bruno" flick, ain't it just about to come out? [Edited 5/31/09 22:09pm] he got assed up  EM---> | |
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utopia7 said: Timmy84 said: Yeah that was Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah the bodyguards did look like they were gonna fuck him up. I don't give a damn, you just don't put no naked ass in anybody's face in public like that. STOPPPPP You KNOW I'm telling the truth! In PUBLIC! This is just like when Howard Stern showed that thing he calls an ass on the MTV Awards a year after Prince. I mean it's like "enough with the ass" and it was flabby and shit. Now if that was Howard doing that, I'd let the bodyguards BEAT HIS ASS! Hell it'll give him much talk about it on the radio. "I got my ass beat up by a rapper's bodyguards!" | |
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TonyVanDam said: Timmy84 said: Why did he even bother to come back? If I was Em, if they offer me a chance to be on MTV's anything, I'd tell them forget it. Hell they set up MJ and Britney, now Em's the new target, I guess, but let's not forget he had to battle with a talking puppet from Conan's show.1. Speaking of set-ups, remember the controversial MTV-produced NFL SuperBowl halftime show with Janet?!? 2. Amazing, MTV had yet to set Madonna up for something bad. I wonder why she is still spare? Right that's what I was saying- the modern MTV seems to hate on singers from the past decade and over. | |
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Timmy84 said: JackieBlue said: I've watched it about three times and I can NOT get over it. When they cut to Cameron Diaz I have to holler. And why did it look like a slapstick comedy when the bodyguards were trying to move him? There were like three burly guys. What was the problem? Snatch him down or lift him up. Whatever you do, get him away from ME!You saw Tyrese push him back when they were pushing him off him? Lawd Jeebus! I can't stand Tyrese either.
But yeah, I agree, I don't care what they did, just get him away from me! I'd been running out of there and going straight to the bathroom!
[Edited 5/31/09 22:17pm] I haven't seen something this shockingly funny since Janet's boob at the Superbowl. Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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TonyVanDam said: Timmy84 said: Why did he even bother to come back? If I was Em, if they offer me a chance to be on MTV's anything, I'd tell them forget it. Hell they set up MJ and Britney, now Em's the new target, I guess, but let's not forget he had to battle with a talking puppet from Conan's show.1. Speaking of set-ups, remember the controversial MTV-produced NFL SuperBowl halftime show with Janet?!? 2. Amazing, MTV had yet to set Madonna up for something bad. I wonder why she is still spare? Weird, ain't it? [Edited 5/31/09 22:21pm] | |
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THe whole show was boring.....EXCEPT THAT!!!!! I rewound that more than a couple of times, watching Feminem get tea bagged on TV. haha A few F bombs made it through too. I was glad he got an ass in his face.
I noticed they were pretty laxed on the censor key throughout the night. They bleeped "Bitch" once, but let three people sing "Dick In A Box", and "Jizz In My Pants", as well as the sound guy dry humping his award while saying "Suck my gold laminated popcorn DICK". MTV is so weird anymore. But Femmy w/ a dick in his face. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Lame ass bitch. | |
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JackieBlue said: Timmy84 said: You saw Tyrese push him back when they were pushing him off him? Lawd Jeebus! I can't stand Tyrese either.
But yeah, I agree, I don't care what they did, just get him away from me! I'd been running out of there and going straight to the bathroom!
[Edited 5/31/09 22:17pm] I haven't seen something this shockingly funny since Janet's boob at the Superbowl. You know what was funny about that? Justin's final words before the boob revelation. | |
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Timmy84 said: utopia7 said: STOPPPPP You KNOW I'm telling the truth! In PUBLIC! This is just like when Howard Stern showed that thing he calls an ass on the MTV Awards a year after Prince. I mean it's like "enough with the ass" and it was flabby and shit. Now if that was Howard doing that, I'd let the bodyguards BEAT HIS ASS! Hell it'll give him much talk about it on the radio. "I got my ass beat up by a rapper's bodyguards!" EWLL I remember when Howard did that years ago  his ass looked like cold-flat-decaying pale-blue meat dangling in the slaughterhouse.Yes that's go to work the next day drinking from the accordion straws  | |
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ernestsewell said: THe whole show was boring.....EXCEPT THAT!!!!! I rewound that more than a couple of times, watching Feminem get tea bagged on TV. haha A few F bombs made it through too. I was glad he got an ass in his face.
I noticed they were pretty laxed on the censor key throughout the night. They bleeped "Bitch" once, but let three people sing "Dick In A Box", and "Jizz In My Pants", as well as the sound guy dry humping his award while saying "Suck my gold laminated popcorn DICK". MTV is so weird anymore. But Femmy w/ a dick in his face. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Lame ass bitch. You actually watched the whole thing, Ernest!?!
But yeah I knew you'd like it, I've seen your posts, lol. [Edited 5/31/09 22:23pm] [Edited 5/31/09 22:31pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: You actually watched the whole thing, Ernie!?!
But yeah I knew you'd like it, I've seen your posts, lol. Not sure who Ernie is, but since you used my quote, I'll answer you. I had it on because nothing else was on. I thought with Andy Sandburg hosting it'd be more funny, but it only had a few decent moments. Overall, I could have done without it. My 21 year old neighbor was into it more than me. I actually got up at one point and vacuumed my bedroom while she sat glued to the TV. | |
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utopia7 said: Timmy84 said: You KNOW I'm telling the truth! In PUBLIC! This is just like when Howard Stern showed that thing he calls an ass on the MTV Awards a year after Prince. I mean it's like "enough with the ass" and it was flabby and shit. Now if that was Howard doing that, I'd let the bodyguards BEAT HIS ASS! Hell it'll give him much talk about it on the radio. "I got my ass beat up by a rapper's bodyguards!" EWLL I remember when Howard did that years ago his ass looked like cold-flat-decaying pale-blue meat dangling in the slaughterhouse.Yes that's go to work the next day drinking from the accordion straws I don't know what kept me from throwing up. Maybe it was because I wasn't eating (thankfully) and, well, it was funny, but it was still a revolting thing to look at. This was one of his characters that he had created on his radio show (Ass Man). | |
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I guess they had to do this because the host was not that funny.
They did something like this with Horward stern back in the day but Horward didn't land on someone's neck. | |
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ernestsewell said: Timmy84 said: You actually watched the whole thing, Ernie!?!
But yeah I knew you'd like it, I've seen your posts, lol. Not sure who Ernie is, but since you used my quote, I'll answer you. I had it on because nothing else was on. I thought with Andy Sandburg hosting it'd be more funny, but it only had a few decent moments. Overall, I could have done without it. My 21 year old neighbor was into it more than me. I actually got up at one point and vacuumed my bedroom while she sat glued to the TV. Your name is Ernest, right?
@ you vacuuming your bedroom while your neighbor watched it.[Edited 5/31/09 22:26pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: TonyVanDam said: 1. Speaking of set-ups, remember the controversial MTV-produced NFL SuperBowl halftime show with Janet?!? 2. Amazing, MTV had yet to set Madonna up for something bad. I wonder why she is still spare? Weird, ain't it? [Edited 5/31/09 22:21pm] I guess Madonna is spared cause she did MTV a favor when she kissed Britney | |
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suga10 said: Timmy84 said: Weird, ain't it? [Edited 5/31/09 22:21pm] I guess Madonna is spared cause she did MTV a favor when she kissed Britney Good point.
Ironically that was the beginning of Britney's downfall. And people forgetting about Christina, lol. | |
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ernestsewell said: THe whole show was boring.....EXCEPT THAT!!!!! I rewound that more than a couple of times, watching Feminem get tea bagged on TV. haha A few F bombs made it through too. I was glad he got an ass in his face.
I noticed they were pretty laxed on the censor key throughout the night. They bleeped "Bitch" once, but let three people sing "Dick In A Box", and "Jizz In My Pants", as well as the sound guy dry humping his award while saying "Suck my gold laminated popcorn DICK". MTV is so weird anymore. But Femmy w/ a dick in his face. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Lame ass bitch. the dry humping went over board into oh that's how he gets down.
The F bombs make it so sincere ... and the still shot of Cameron's face  | |
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Timmy84 said: JackieBlue said: Honestly he wouldn't have gotten that far with me. The hovering was the warning but as soon as I saw him being lowered I would have swung him over Tyrese's way and got up and got out let alone just sit there with my face turned to the side. Are you kidding me? I mean, he just stood there and took it. I don't care what orientation you are, if you see a guy's naked ass coming around you and you're not PREPARED FOR IT, you get out of the way! You don't know if shit will fly out! This is an ASS we're talking about! And this fool just sat there and just got assed up! I don't know if Marshal will ever let this down. You come back after a hiatus only to be punked by the people who promoted you (MTV).
I don't see Em returning to MTV anytime soon. And obviously this was a ploy to get people to watch the "Bruno" flick, ain't it just about to come out? [Edited 5/31/09 22:09pm] Forget about not returning to MTV, Eminem had definitely lost whatever street cred he had let. Thank about it, there are real hip-hop fans, gangstas, thugs, gang members & hustlers that will dis Em for not whipping Sacha/Bruno's ass (no pun intended!) for that bullshit. Music career over. [Edited 5/31/09 22:34pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: suga10 said: I guess Madonna is spared cause she did MTV a favor when she kissed Britney Good point.
Ironically that was the beginning of Britney's downfall. And people forgetting about Christina, lol.Eminem happens to be in that clip clapping | |
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suga10 said: Timmy84 said: Good point.
Ironically that was the beginning of Britney's downfall. And people forgetting about Christina, lol.Eminem happens to be in that clip clapping I remember seeing him clapping... lol
I also saw Mary J. looking like this - " "
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