uhh uhhh, Bey-Bey just need to stick to parts that require her to say in her drowsy ass non-enunciating accent..." mah chahld"


I did notice that after she got married and came back from Japan, Mariah thickened up right quick. When you think about it, newleyweds are notorious for getting nothing done other than eating and ...time for her to sit her ass down and pop out a kid. Who else will we have to screech out all those dog whistle notes if she won't give us an heir apparent???


But stil, the idea of beyonce in a vehicle like this
let her keep on witn that Pink Panther type stuff...I can't even see her being in something like "Wisegirls"

uhh uhhh, Bey-Bey just need to stick to parts that require her to say in her drowsy ass non-enunciating accent..." mah chahld"


I did notice that after she got married and came back from Japan, Mariah thickened up right quick. When you think about it, newleyweds are notorious for getting nothing done other than eating and ...time for her to sit her ass down and pop out a kid. Who else will we have to screech out all those dog whistle notes if she won't give us an heir apparent???


But stil, the idea of beyonce in a vehicle like this
let her keep on witn that Pink Panther type stuff...I can't even see her being in something like "Wisegirls"

But in these pictures, she seems to the size she's been.....it's just the chesticles

Its truly a miracle that Paula Patton went to cheesing ALL this time and didn't have a muscle contraction.

Had it been me, I would've ended up in the hospital for facial paralysis.

Yeah, that's irksome. But gatdamn Lenny