vainandy said:

NICE ONE! Every gay guy or woman should do that to their man.
[Edited 5/1/09 12:18pm]

Honey, the only thing straight on me is my hair.

Timmy84 said:

Ok...yes..back on topic! I don't know how they could have believed it either. I mean honestly...if Tupac had gone through all the trouble of faking his own death...hanging out in a club in New Orleans looking like himself...would just be too stupid for words!

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Not to mention retarded. Plus wasn't he "West Side" for life? Gangsters in L.A. would think he was a straight-up BUSTER!

vainandy said:

for Andy

vainandy said:

I'm just saying that was suspect.

vainandy said:

Fortunately for me...I've never had that problem but I always appreciate pearls of wisdom because you just never know when they might come in handy...especially the ones from VainAndy!

Those bastards will suck a dick themselves if you get them under the right circumstances, even the hardest thugs. And some of them even want to but would never let you know they want to. Hell, I got one bastard to that point, then I stopped and told him to blow me if he wanted me to finish. He got all pissed and starting talking that "I'm straight" bullshit but he did it. While he was blowing me, all I was doing was holding his dick in my hand. I wasn't even moving my hand at all, I was just holding his dick still while he was blowing me. The next thing I knew, I felt something warm and wet in my hand. That motherfucker had done come.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

He has great advice actually.

vainandy said:

I've heard that the dudes who get pissed and tell you they're straight come faster than dudes who are perfectly fine with another guy touching them.

Oh, I got a million of 'em because I've been a whore for a long time. I've been a whore so long, I need to be promoted to the madame.

vainandy said:

Oh, all of them want you to touch them. The problem is, they think they are still straight as long as they don't touch you. Those are the type of men that we call trade (I guess because we are trading them with the women, since they prefer women). That's why I tell them to not spoil it by talking because if a motherfucker tells me he's straight while I'm blowing him, I'm gonna prove to his ass that he ain't under his own rules. It takes two to tango and it's impossible for me to be gay all by myself if I'm engaged in a gay sex act. The only man that a straight man would so much as let touch their dick would a doctor and I have never worn a white coat during any of my sex acts.

vainandy said:

Should we start a campaign? I can get right on that.

VainAndy...Head Whore In Charge!

vainandy said:

And then if he tries to get rough, get real physical and hit it from the back and he be screaming like a BITCH!

I like to do handjobs too. Just call me Handy Andy.

vainandy said:

Oh shit! I love you! I've been laughing my ass off for the last hour!!
[Edited 5/1/09 12:48pm]

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Ain't he fun?

It certainly makes the time go by till it's time to go home....that is while the boss is away.

Timmy84 said:

I know more than a FREW thug boys.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Queen of all Whores

Timmy84 said:

Alright, now, Timmy you doing too much.

SCNDLS said:

Ain't they funny? And they'll make up excuses on why they were with dude that night.

SCNDLS said:

It's the truth tho. The truth is too much to handle.

Timmy84 said:

And got more chicks than a real straight dude.

vainandy said:

I'm just glad I am the boss...or else I'd probably be so damn fired...messing around with you!

SCNDLS said:

Four or five or six chicks, don't do shit with either of them.

Amen, Amen, Amen!!!!! An actual straight man might have one or two women on the side but these trade motherfuckers have tons of them. Short ones, tall ones, fat ones, skinny ones, males, females. The way they see it, a nut is a nut and no matter where it came from, it still feels the same.

If you really think about it, if AIDS started in the gay community, then how did it spread so rampantly so fast in the straight community. It's trade that spread it and there are a lot more of them than the world knows about.

vainandy said:

I couldn't believe the ignorance AIDS got when it first came out because so-called scientists linked it to the gay community. The straight community were clueless about it until Magic's ass confirmed he had it.

I remember when Jermaine Stewart said Magic gave it to him. A lot of folks didn't believe him because Magic is so masculine but it is possible because most trade is much more masculine than he is. Most trade looks and acts like all these thugged out rappers and criminals.