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Thread started 12/07/02 5:49pm

2freaky4church
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Horrible lyric awards

How about we start a horrible lyric award, awarded to the worst, most awful or stupid lyric ever thought of; especially a lyric created by a famous, well liked artist:

This is one from Elton John's horrible Euro-disco shit disk, Victim Of Love; the travesty is this song, entitled, Street Boogie:


"Street guys, walking, dancing
Sidewalk, music, hot thing
They got their boxes tuned into their favorite show
As they truck on down the road
Is that the radio
Yes that's the radio
Let it go, let it go, let it go

Street boogie got a hold on me
Street boogie gonna set me free
Street boogie keep a hold on me
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright with me

Street boogie, it's the city beat
Street boogie, on the boogie street
Street boogie, yeah and that's for me
Street boogie, street boogie, street boogie, street boogie

Traffic, skater, rolling
Sharing, music, sure thing
He got his shoulder holster turned a way up loud
As he wheels his way around
Is that the radio
Yes that's the radio
Catch the sound, catch the sound, catch the sound

Boogie, street boogie
Boogie, street boogie"

I mean, did a child write this shit? lol Prince would't even touch this fowl lyric. Gobble. I know noone else can touch this for badness. Ick. barf

jerkoff on Street Boogie.
All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #1 posted 12/07/02 8:42pm

Anxiety

What is love?
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me no more.
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Reply #2 posted 12/07/02 8:56pm

rio

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'all of my life
where have you been?
i wondered if i'd ever see you again
and if that day comes
i hope we can win
i wondered if i'd ever see you again?'

usually the phrase 'where have you been all my life' is upon meeting someone for the first time...how could you wonder if you'd see them again if it was the first time you had seen them?
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'i'll take 'words that rhyme with 'again' for $400...'
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Reply #3 posted 12/07/02 10:01pm

AaronUnlimited

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the lyrics i made up to that Sean Paul song because i never remember what he's saying:


"Shibidibidye dibidye deebaow..."
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Reply #4 posted 12/07/02 10:33pm

CarrieMpls

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Oops, I did it again.
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Reply #5 posted 12/08/02 1:03am

Ellie

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Eternal - Don't You Love Me

"Don't You Love Me"

Child goes to the store for a loaf of bread
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)
Bullets flying all around his head
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)
Said he's hurting, gone and lost his job
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)
To feed his family got to steal and rob
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)

All he wants to know is do you love me
(Do you love me, don't you love me no more)
All he needs to know is do you love me
(Do you love me, don't you love me no more)

Why does granny have to walk the streets?
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)
Trying to find a sheltered place to sleep
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)

See the cops arrest another child
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)
Mother, mother crying I dont know where he is
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)

It's a shame, is that all we have to say
It's all the same, if we just turn and walk away
When somebody needs you, their arms trying to reach you
I'm begging please have a heart

Don't you love me, don't you love me no more
Don't you love me
Don't you love me

All he wants to know is do you love me
Don't you love me, don't you love me no more
All he wants to know is do you love me
Do you love me, don't you love me no more
All she wants to know is do you love me
Do you love me, don't you love me no more
All she wanst to know is do you love me
Do you love me, don't you love me no more

[ad lib to fade]



===


Des'ree - Life


Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Life
Oh Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life

So after all's said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life..

Life

Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Life
Oh Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life

So after all's said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life..
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Reply #6 posted 12/08/02 3:17am

MrTation

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"Oh what a feeling..when youre dancing on the ceiling...'


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"...all you need ...is justa touch...of mojo hand....."
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Reply #7 posted 12/08/02 3:48am

VinnyM27

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2freaky4church1 said:

How about we start a horrible lyric award, awarded to the worst, most awful or stupid lyric ever thought of; especially a lyric created by a famous, well liked artist:

This is one from Elton John's horrible Euro-disco shit disk, Victim Of Love; the travesty is this song, entitled, Street Boogie:


"Street guys, walking, dancing
Sidewalk, music, hot thing
They got their boxes tuned into their favorite show
As they truck on down the road
Is that the radio
Yes that's the radio
Let it go, let it go, let it go

Street boogie got a hold on me
Street boogie gonna set me free
Street boogie keep a hold on me
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright with me

Street boogie, it's the city beat
Street boogie, on the boogie street
Street boogie, yeah and that's for me
Street boogie, street boogie, street boogie, street boogie

Traffic, skater, rolling
Sharing, music, sure thing
He got his shoulder holster turned a way up loud
As he wheels his way around
Is that the radio
Yes that's the radio
Catch the sound, catch the sound, catch the sound

Boogie, street boogie
Boogie, street boogie"

I mean, did a child write this shit? lol Prince would't even touch this fowl lyric. Gobble. I know noone else can touch this for badness. Ick. barf

jerkoff on Street Boogie.


Where did you even hear that? Good lord! In all fairness, I don't think he writes his lyrics, so someone else is to blame for that masterpiece! Suprisningly, I can't think of anything right now as far as bad lyrics...oh wait.."Jenny From The Block". Worse lyrics ever!
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Reply #8 posted 12/08/02 5:19am

Christopher

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tthe worst lyrics are prolly the new chill peppers cd...wtf was all that?
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Reply #9 posted 12/08/02 2:12pm

EllisDee

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here we go... this one is pretty fucking shitty... aerosmith's "just push play"...

"instead of growin'old, all dapper and neat
i'm gonna grow my hair right down to my feet
its u and me baby no pimp daddy jack
it's cadillac wack no cadillack wack back
just push play
fuckin-a"


what the fuck is that all about..? really... i think aerosmith should call it quits already... they made some kick ass music in the 70s, occasionally decent music in the 80s, and just plan shit ever since... just push retire, already... i can't take anymore...
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Reply #10 posted 12/08/02 11:03pm

DavidEye

"Happy Birthday Mr.Christian" by Apollonia 6---

Late in my early teenage
I was considered fast
While some of the girls were failing
I passed in every class
Our principal's name was Christian
And I played upon his fears
In exchange for my diploma
I loved him through the years
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Reply #11 posted 12/08/02 11:06pm

DavidEye

"Pretty Mess" by Vanity---

Here we go again,pulling on my hair
I'm drippin' like a hot tea
I'm aware that if you drip it too hot
It just might spill all over this lovely
Here everything's boiling up
I boil to the maximum,yeah
Well I do believe baby,you boil me bubbling
You get me in...double trouble!
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Reply #12 posted 12/09/02 12:54am

Lleena

Spice Girls
Wannabe

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover

lol
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Reply #13 posted 12/09/02 1:25am

CarrieMpls

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I don't remember the exact lines but it's from one of Justin Timberlake's singles. It starts with something like, I wanna be good to you if you let me (or something of that sentiment) and the next line is "Here, baby, hold my jacket."

lol lol lol lol
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Reply #14 posted 12/09/02 2:16am

paisleypark4

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anything that Nelly or Cash Money or Master P has put out and all their wanna-bes have GOT 2 be the greatest tradgedies of music ever created.

"Roll tight whips everyday" - 504 Boyz FUCKIN STOOPID

I, I, cant believe u guys DIDNT include these morons in this thread. U guys are very ignorant of what is bad out there compared 2 what u guys have.

Let me dont even START on Nelly's "Air Force Ones"...
Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records.
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Reply #15 posted 12/09/02 3:48am

EllisDee

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Lleena said:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,



what the hell was this line all about anyway..? if you wanna be my lover, you've gotta fuck all of my friends first... i mean, i guess it's a good way to find out if someone is a quality lay or not... but damn... do you really want sloppy 15ths after all of your buddies..? ill... not i...
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Reply #16 posted 12/09/02 2:03pm

DavidEye

Lleena said:

Spice Girls
Wannabe

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover

lol




LOL...I had forgotten how bad that song really was! smile
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Reply #17 posted 12/09/02 7:12pm

IstenSzek

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The 2 Live Crew always had the most horrible lyrics.
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #18 posted 12/09/02 7:25pm

rdhull

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2freaky4church1 said:

How about we start a horrible lyric award, awarded to the worst, most awful or stupid lyric ever thought of; especially a lyric created by a famous, well liked artist:

This is one from Elton John's horrible Euro-disco shit disk, Victim Of Love; the travesty is this song, entitled, Street Boogie:


"Street guys, walking, dancing
Sidewalk, music, hot thing
They got their boxes tuned into their favorite show
As they truck on down the road
Is that the radio
Yes that's the radio
Let it go, let it go, let it go

Street boogie got a hold on me
Street boogie gonna set me free
Street boogie keep a hold on me
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright with me

Street boogie, it's the city beat
Street boogie, on the boogie street
Street boogie, yeah and that's for me
Street boogie, street boogie, street boogie, street boogie

Traffic, skater, rolling
Sharing, music, sure thing
He got his shoulder holster turned a way up loud
As he wheels his way around
Is that the radio
Yes that's the radio
Catch the sound, catch the sound, catch the sound

Boogie, street boogie
Boogie, street boogie"

I mean, did a child write this shit? lol Prince would't even touch this fowl lyric. Gobble. I know noone else can touch this for badness. Ick. barf

jerkoff on Street Boogie.


Bernie Taupin writes Eltons lyrics
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #19 posted 12/09/02 10:37pm

righteous1

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"Let me stick my key In your ignition"

And the best of all

"Heaven I need a Hug"
omg

Man that fool ain't in jail yet !
*********************************************
omg I'll believe it when I see it omg
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Reply #20 posted 12/10/02 4:01pm

abierman

Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away

I want to get away,
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah...



or just any other Kravitz-song!
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Reply #21 posted 12/10/02 4:52pm

Thecherryloon

"Kicking me in my heart, tearing me, tearing me, tearing me all apart" - Thieves in the temple.
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Reply #22 posted 12/10/02 4:58pm

IAM

super model sandwich with cheese.
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Reply #23 posted 12/10/02 5:08pm

Cloudbuster

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IAM said:

super model sandwich with cheese.


Yeah, but it's still a funky tune.
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