Graycap23 said:

I'll take a dozen please!

She got done them before she had kids, I think. God knows why, she didn't need to.

meow85 said:

She has had her implants removed and replaced. Having met her twice myself, it was quite obvious at the time.

Graycap23 said:

I'm gonna need for you to leave

That's the finest piece of ass I've seen in quite some time!

This thread is becoming NSFW.

::waiting for my Mel B Totally Fit DVD to arrive::

JackieBlue said:

sits in front of Jackie's house waiting for the mail to come

bboy87 said:

When you look like that why bother with such petty things like clothes? All you need is stilettos.
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bboy87 said:

Mel is fine and devine. Her good physique is visible and in topshape, but she might take it easy on training her abs which make her belly look a lil' too masculine imo.

anc282 said:

Not that any of you dudes care but she REALLY can't dance. BUT I think she would be great in a video for Prince's Dance 4 Me.

And her body is fucking ridiculous!
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SCNDLS said:

She didn't learn anything from Dancing With The Stars?

sextonseven said:

She looked great on that. Maybe she needs a partner.

And isn't she a singer? Wouldn't it make sense for her to be doing the singing? Or can she not do two things at the same time?
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SCNDLS said:

Lol, i think it's just a very demanding part of performing in general. Even an allstar-performer like MJ skipped segments when
doing intensive choreography. I guess it's a craft which you have to train really hard for, besides that Mel is already in topshape.

SCNDLS said:

Have you seen the show? My friend was dying for tickets months ago. I'm sure he's definitely trying to get there now.

Ditto on the ridiculous part. I mean... what else is there to say?

sextonseven said:

Ah, I see.

Well the new pair seem to be pretty well done.

SCNDLS said:

On a scale of 1 to 10..that performance was a 1. Not a good look .....

Shango said:

Um didn't she "sing" and dance with the Spice Girls in arenas? If so, I don't get why she can't do it in smaller scale burlesque show. Unless, of course she can't "sing," hell she can barely dance so maybe I answered my own question.

JackieBlue said:

I'm going to Vegas in June and would totally check this out. I've also been meaning to see Zumanity. Now THAT is a sexy show.

Graycap23 said:

I was like, "Why she doing the video If and Jazzercise moves . . . offbeat no less???"

SCNDLS said:

Um didn't she "sing" and dance with the Spice Girls in arenas? If so, I don't get why she can't do it in smaller scale burlesque show. Unless, of course she can't "sing," hell she can barely dance so maybe I answered my own question.

I recently saw an artist in concert called Afro Moses and he made up a song called:

"If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing!"

Then after he performed it, he said, "Some people out there say, "I can't dance because I'm white!" Don't say that, we are all human beings!!!!"

But yeah, I see what you mean, she's not very good when it comes to "singing."

I really didn't like the way she "sang" "Brick House" in that clip I posted.

It's bad enough she wrecked "Word Up" all those years ago.

I figured maybe some of the other guys (and girls in some cases ) would wanna check it out, which is why I posted it in the first place.

anc282 said:

That's not her singing Brick House. Sounds like they have singers offstage. Or was it a recording

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

Y'all actin' like people are going to see this heffa in anticipation of decent singing or dancing That's NOT what they're attending this show for. Hell, anyone who saw her as a Spice girl shouldn't have expected decent singing or dancing

CalhounSq said:

1 word: BRUTAL.

maybe, but at least she's being honest.

bboy87 said:

Ya had to do that to me.....I was just getting over her last pictutes....oh my .....

CalhounSq said:

But she did really well on DWTS so I expected much better. I mean, at least stay on the beat to a mid-tempo song. Dang! Being offbeat really distracts me, ask Prince.

if anyone needed further evidence Eddie's gay