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Horrible lyric awards How about we start a horrible lyric award, awarded to the worst, most awful or stupid lyric ever thought of; especially a lyric created by a famous, well liked artist:
This is one from Elton John's horrible Euro-disco shit disk, Victim Of Love; the travesty is this song, entitled, Street Boogie: "Street guys, walking, dancing Sidewalk, music, hot thing They got their boxes tuned into their favorite show As they truck on down the road Is that the radio Yes that's the radio Let it go, let it go, let it go Street boogie got a hold on me Street boogie gonna set me free Street boogie keep a hold on me It's alright, it's alright, it's alright with me Street boogie, it's the city beat Street boogie, on the boogie street Street boogie, yeah and that's for me Street boogie, street boogie, street boogie, street boogie Traffic, skater, rolling Sharing, music, sure thing He got his shoulder holster turned a way up loud As he wheels his way around Is that the radio Yes that's the radio Catch the sound, catch the sound, catch the sound Boogie, street boogie Boogie, street boogie" I mean, did a child write this shit?  Prince would't even touch this fowl lyric. Gobble. I know noone else can touch this for badness. Ick. 
 on Street Boogie.All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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What is love?
Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more. | |
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'all of my life
where have you been? i wondered if i'd ever see you again and if that day comes i hope we can win i wondered if i'd ever see you again?' usually the phrase 'where have you been all my life' is upon meeting someone for the first time...how could you wonder if you'd see them again if it was the first time you had seen them? 
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the lyrics i made up to that Sean Paul song because i never remember what he's saying:
"Shibidibidye dibidye deebaow..." | |
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Oops, I did it again. |
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Eternal - Don't You Love Me
"Don't You Love Me" Child goes to the store for a loaf of bread (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) Bullets flying all around his head (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) Said he's hurting, gone and lost his job (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) To feed his family got to steal and rob (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) All he wants to know is do you love me (Do you love me, don't you love me no more) All he needs to know is do you love me (Do you love me, don't you love me no more) Why does granny have to walk the streets? (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) Trying to find a sheltered place to sleep (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) See the cops arrest another child (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) Mother, mother crying I dont know where he is (Don't you love me, don't you love me no more) It's a shame, is that all we have to say It's all the same, if we just turn and walk away When somebody needs you, their arms trying to reach you I'm begging please have a heart Don't you love me, don't you love me no more Don't you love me Don't you love me All he wants to know is do you love me Don't you love me, don't you love me no more All he wants to know is do you love me Do you love me, don't you love me no more All she wants to know is do you love me Do you love me, don't you love me no more All she wanst to know is do you love me Do you love me, don't you love me no more [ad lib to fade] === Des'ree - Life Ooh, Yeah Oh yeah Oh Life Oh Life I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in a park When there's no one else around Oh I get the shivers I don't wanna see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life I'm a superstitious girl I'm the worst in the world Never walk under ladders I keep a rabbits' tail I'll take you up on a dare Anytime, anywhere Name the place, I'll be there Bungee jumping, I don't care Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life So after all's said and done I know I'm not the only one Life indeed can be fun If you really want to Sometimes living out your dreams Ain't as easy as it seems You wanna fly around the world In a beautiful balloon Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Oh life, oh life.. Life Ooh, Yeah Oh yeah Oh Life Oh Life I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in a park When there's no one else around Oh I get the shivers I don't wanna see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life I'm a superstitious girl I'm the worst in the world Never walk under ladders I keep a rabbits' tail I'll take you up on a dare Anytime, anywhere Name the place, I'll be there Bungee jumping, I don't care Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life So after all's said and done I know I'm not the only one Life indeed can be fun If you really want to Sometimes living out your dreams Ain't as easy as it seems You wanna fly around the world In a beautiful balloon Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Oh life, oh life.. | |
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"Oh what a feeling..when youre dancing on the ceiling...'
"...all you need ...is justa touch...of mojo hand....." | |
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2freaky4church1 said: How about we start a horrible lyric award, awarded to the worst, most awful or stupid lyric ever thought of; especially a lyric created by a famous, well liked artist:
This is one from Elton John's horrible Euro-disco shit disk, Victim Of Love; the travesty is this song, entitled, Street Boogie: "Street guys, walking, dancing Sidewalk, music, hot thing They got their boxes tuned into their favorite show As they truck on down the road Is that the radio Yes that's the radio Let it go, let it go, let it go Street boogie got a hold on me Street boogie gonna set me free Street boogie keep a hold on me It's alright, it's alright, it's alright with me Street boogie, it's the city beat Street boogie, on the boogie street Street boogie, yeah and that's for me Street boogie, street boogie, street boogie, street boogie Traffic, skater, rolling Sharing, music, sure thing He got his shoulder holster turned a way up loud As he wheels his way around Is that the radio Yes that's the radio Catch the sound, catch the sound, catch the sound Boogie, street boogie Boogie, street boogie" I mean, did a child write this shit? Prince would't even touch this fowl lyric. Gobble. I know noone else can touch this for badness. Ick.
on Street Boogie.Where did you even hear that? Good lord! In all fairness, I don't think he writes his lyrics, so someone else is to blame for that masterpiece! Suprisningly, I can't think of anything right now as far as bad lyrics...oh wait.."Jenny From The Block". Worse lyrics ever! | |
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tthe worst lyrics are prolly the new chill peppers cd...wtf was all that? | |
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here we go... this one is pretty fucking shitty... aerosmith's "just push play"...
"instead of growin'old, all dapper and neat i'm gonna grow my hair right down to my feet its u and me baby no pimp daddy jack it's cadillac wack no cadillack wack back just push play fuckin-a" what the fuck is that all about..? really... i think aerosmith should call it quits already... they made some kick ass music in the 70s, occasionally decent music in the 80s, and just plan shit ever since... just push retire, already... i can't take anymore...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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"Happy Birthday Mr.Christian" by Apollonia 6---
Late in my early teenage I was considered fast While some of the girls were failing I passed in every class Our principal's name was Christian And I played upon his fears In exchange for my diploma I loved him through the years | |
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"Pretty Mess" by Vanity---
Here we go again,pulling on my hair I'm drippin' like a hot tea I'm aware that if you drip it too hot It just might spill all over this lovely Here everything's boiling up I boil to the maximum,yeah Well I do believe baby,you boil me bubbling You get me in...double trouble! | |
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Spice Girls
Wannabe Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. What do you think about that now you know how I feel, Say you can handle my love are you for real, I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover | |
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I don't remember the exact lines but it's from one of Justin Timberlake's singles. It starts with something like, I wanna be good to you if you let me (or something of that sentiment) and the next line is "Here, baby, hold my jacket."
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anything that Nelly or Cash Money or Master P has put out and all their wanna-bes have GOT 2 be the greatest tradgedies of music ever created.
"Roll tight whips everyday" - 504 Boyz FUCKIN STOOPID I, I, cant believe u guys DIDNT include these morons in this thread. U guys are very ignorant of what is bad out there compared 2 what u guys have. Let me dont even START on Nelly's "Air Force Ones"... Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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Lleena said: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
what the hell was this line all about anyway..? if you wanna be my lover, you've gotta fuck all of my friends first... i mean, i guess it's a good way to find out if someone is a quality lay or not... but damn... do you really want sloppy 15ths after all of your buddies..?  ... not i... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Lleena said: Spice Girls
Wannabe Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. What do you think about that now you know how I feel, Say you can handle my love are you for real, I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover LOL...I had forgotten how bad that song really was!  | |
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The 2 Live Crew always had the most horrible lyrics. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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2freaky4church1 said: How about we start a horrible lyric award, awarded to the worst, most awful or stupid lyric ever thought of; especially a lyric created by a famous, well liked artist:
This is one from Elton John's horrible Euro-disco shit disk, Victim Of Love; the travesty is this song, entitled, Street Boogie: "Street guys, walking, dancing Sidewalk, music, hot thing They got their boxes tuned into their favorite show As they truck on down the road Is that the radio Yes that's the radio Let it go, let it go, let it go Street boogie got a hold on me Street boogie gonna set me free Street boogie keep a hold on me It's alright, it's alright, it's alright with me Street boogie, it's the city beat Street boogie, on the boogie street Street boogie, yeah and that's for me Street boogie, street boogie, street boogie, street boogie Traffic, skater, rolling Sharing, music, sure thing He got his shoulder holster turned a way up loud As he wheels his way around Is that the radio Yes that's the radio Catch the sound, catch the sound, catch the sound Boogie, street boogie Boogie, street boogie" I mean, did a child write this shit? Prince would't even touch this fowl lyric. Gobble. I know noone else can touch this for badness. Ick.
on Street Boogie.Bernie Taupin writes Eltons lyrics "Climb in my fur." | |
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"Let me stick my key In your ignition"
And the best of all "Heaven I need a Hug" 
Man that fool ain't in jail yet ! *********************************************
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Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away
I want to get away, I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah... or just any other Kravitz-song! | |
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"Kicking me in my heart, tearing me, tearing me, tearing me all apart" - Thieves in the temple. | |
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super model sandwich with cheese. | |
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IAM said: super model sandwich with cheese.
Yeah, but it's still a funky tune. | |
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