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The final word on the Madonna/A-Rod liaison Nobody Leaves Vadge!
After A-Roidy admitted to juicing up, he ran back to his ex-wife Cynthia instead of finding comfort in Vadge's big, roidy labia lips. This does not please Vadge. Hear He-Vadge roar! Some nosy bitch tells Gatecrasher that after the sort-of roid scandal hit, A-Roidy jumped on the next jet to Florida to bawl on Cynthia's biceps. Vadge took this as the "ultimate dis." A-Roidy's people didn't want him to go to Vadge, because they think he's already had enough bad publicity. The source went on to say, "Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones. and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he's asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority." Why do I picture them rubbing their phones all over their muscly nutsacks while moaning like bears? Burning up the phone, literally. Staying away from Vadge is also salvaging his peen. Just like shooting up roids shrivels your dick down a bit, so does sticking it in Vadge's cocktrap. Vadge is apparently so desperate (the word was made for her) to see A-Roidy that she's planning some kind of secret rendezvous with him in the Hamptons. Okay, what is it about A-Roidy? Vadge has got herself a sexy cross of raw sex named Jesus and her puss is slobbering over big-titted A-Roidy? Does he cum steroids or some shit? Does it turn her on that her roidy clit is longer and fatter than his wang? I don't get it! By the way, Mayor Bloomberg better put NYC on high alert. If Vadge is angry, she might start throwing cars around and climbing buildings. | |
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VoicesCarry said: Nobody Leaves Vadge!
After A-Roidy admitted to juicing up, he ran back to his ex-wife Cynthia instead of finding comfort in Vadge's big, roidy labia lips. This does not please Vadge. Hear He-Vadge roar! Some nosy bitch tells Gatecrasher that after the sort-of roid scandal hit, A-Roidy jumped on the next jet to Florida to bawl on Cynthia's biceps. Vadge took this as the "ultimate dis." A-Roidy's people didn't want him to go to Vadge, because they think he's already had enough bad publicity. The source went on to say, "Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones. and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he's asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority." Why do I picture them rubbing their phones all over their muscly nutsacks while moaning like bears? Burning up the phone, literally. Staying away from Vadge is also salvaging his peen. Just like shooting up roids shrivels your dick down a bit, so does sticking it in Vadge's cocktrap. Vadge is apparently so desperate (the word was made for her) to see A-Roidy that she's planning some kind of secret rendezvous with him in the Hamptons. Okay, what is it about A-Roidy? Vadge has got herself a sexy cross of raw sex named Jesus and her puss is slobbering over big-titted A-Roidy? Does he cum steroids or some shit? Does it turn her on that her roidy clit is longer and fatter than his wang? I don't get it! By the way, Mayor Bloomberg better put NYC on high alert. If Vadge is angry, she might start throwing cars around and climbing buildings. Aw hell naw.  | |
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VoicesCarry, you REALLY need to do a weekly "In The Life of Vadge" post  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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Who writes this disgusting stuff? I didn't even finish it. Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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JackieBlue said: Who writes this disgusting stuff? I didn't even finish it.
Aw...did it offend your delicate sensibilities? | |
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his wife looks like she could crack walnuts between her thighs. | |
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Gotta love Michael K. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: Gotta love Michael K.
He's bloody hilarious. I spread the word about D-listed like every good disciple should... | |
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