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Thread started 12/16/08 7:00am

horatio

Why does Michael Jacksons voice sound like a screeching old lady singing in church?

yet some how Madonna manages to sound like Maria Calas?





hmmm





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Reply #1 posted 12/16/08 7:22am

horatio

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Reply #2 posted 12/16/08 9:38am

OLDHATJ

Everyone knows that the Jackson children were severely disciplined by their father Joe. When Michael wasn't hitting the right notes his father used to have him pull down his pants and then he would squeeze his scrotum. After years of scrotum squeezing Michael ended up with a very high voice. It is said that Michael has been very thankful to his father for helping him become the success he was.
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Reply #3 posted 12/16/08 2:39pm

horatio

lurking
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Reply #4 posted 12/16/08 5:30pm

EmbattledWarri
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OLDHATJ said:

Everyone knows that the Jackson children were severely disciplined by their father Joe. When Michael wasn't hitting the right notes his father used to have him pull down his pants and then he would squeeze his scrotum. After years of scrotum squeezing Michael ended up with a very high voice. It is said that Michael has been very thankful to his father for helping him become the success he was.

so you can say Madonna has bigger balls than he...
I buy that...
I am a Rail Road, Track Abandoned
With the Sunset forgetting, i ever Happened
http://www.myspace.com/stolenmorning
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Reply #5 posted 12/17/08 6:03am

SoulAlive

OLDHATJ said:

Everyone knows that the Jackson children were severely disciplined by their father Joe. When Michael wasn't hitting the right notes his father used to have him pull down his pants and then he would squeeze his scrotum. After years of scrotum squeezing Michael ended up with a very high voice. It is said that Michael has been very thankful to his father for helping him become the success he was.


please tell me you're joking lol
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Reply #6 posted 12/17/08 7:33am

kenlacam

This whole thread is a joke. He wouldn't be the greatest entertainer of all time if he sounded like a screeching old lady singing in church, now would he?
Get real.
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Reply #7 posted 12/17/08 8:36am

alphastreet

he donated his balls to bubbles, didn't you know?
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