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Top 10 Musician Trainwrecks of 2008

10.Janet Jackson - Rocking a way too tight Tron suit in her "Rock Witchu" Tour, Janet had been suffering from a bout of migraine-associated vertigo and refused to take medication, causing a case of the crazies. I saw the show at MSG, and as on point the dancing was, all I could stare at was her lip-syncing lips and her jingle-syncing bootie.

9. Paula Abdul - After dealing with a Paula Goodspeed who was found dead outside her home in February, she hopped on the PR truck to get as much press as possible out of the tragedy. Bad Paula, bad! Please don't let this interfere with your over drugged-out clapping session on 'Idol.'

8. Aubrey O'Day - The Danity Kane superstar has had tons of cars fall off her train track this year, but the one that burst into the most flames is her lesbian publicity stunt that broke this week. Yeah, I don't buy it, Aubrey. First you pose for "Playboy" and then two weeks later, you're a lesbian. Who are you, Anne Heche?

7. Britney Spears - In January of this year Britney hit bananas stature. With no custody of her children, no rights of her own and no mirror to see how to put on lipstick, she finally hit rock bottom. Showing up to the courthouse to re-gain custody, she rocked her normal whackjob outfit of shades and red Revlon ... so glad that's over.

6. Kanye West - In July, the super calm West was told to go to anger management, thereafter he got all Cukko on his blog. The Chicago Sun-Times is quoted as saying: "Kanye's management team came up with the idea. His mood swings were beginning to play a part in his commercial enterprises as people felt he was miserable all the time." Uh, ya think?!

5. Miley Cyrus - On April 28, Vanity Fair released cover photos of the tween musical Disney cog in nothing but a small sheet. When asked to comment she said "No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it's really artsy." Honestly, it doesn't bother me that much, but Miley, in general, bugs.

4. Usher - In May of this year, he "retired" his mother as manager only to find that his CD stank more than a skunk in a cheese shop. Not only that, but his SNL appearance on "Weekend Update" was lacking not only talent but tact... yukky.

3. Katy Perry - On Oct. 16, the "I Kissed A Girl" singer appeared to fall into a big pink cake at the end of her performance at the MTV Latin America Awards. She then struggled to stand up as she slipped all over the stage like a scary little lizard, ohhhh I am calleing her Katy Scary from now on. Oh, I've gotta go spread that.

2. Christina Aguilera - On the Sept. 7 MTV VMAs, Xtina walked out and sang a ditty copying Lady Gaga's complete look. I'm talking black mask, black tights, chains and belts ... the whole shebang. Internet backlash soon followed, and so did a stank taste in my mouth for Ms. Aguilera.

1. Amy Winehouse - Oh, were you surprised? It is hard to pick an actual moment of impact for this little flower but hey, I'll try. The 25-year-old Brit checked in and out of a London hospital, most recently for an allergic reaction to prescribed medication. So I'll go with that, her season pass to the ER at the end of November, maybe she could get one of those buy 10, get one free punch cards?

http://blogs.nypost.com/p..._2008.html


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Reply #1 posted 12/10/08 11:03pm

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Reply #2 posted 12/11/08 4:12am

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xperience319 said:

10.Janet Jackson - Rocking a way too tight Tron suit in her "Rock Witchu" Tour, Janet had been suffering from a bout of migraine-associated vertigo and refused to take medication, causing a case of the crazies. I saw the show at MSG, and as on point the dancing was, all I could stare at was her lip-syncing lips and her jingle-syncing bootie.

9. Paula Abdul - After dealing with a Paula Goodspeed who was found dead outside her home in February, she hopped on the PR truck to get as much press as possible out of the tragedy. Bad Paula, bad! Please don't let this interfere with your over drugged-out clapping session on 'Idol.'

8. Aubrey O'Day - The Danity Kane superstar has had tons of cars fall off her train track this year, but the one that burst into the most flames is her lesbian publicity stunt that broke this week. Yeah, I don't buy it, Aubrey. First you pose for "Playboy" and then two weeks later, you're a lesbian. Who are you, Anne Heche?

7. Britney Spears - In January of this year Britney hit bananas stature. With no custody of her children, no rights of her own and no mirror to see how to put on lipstick, she finally hit rock bottom. Showing up to the courthouse to re-gain custody, she rocked her normal whackjob outfit of shades and red Revlon ... so glad that's over.

6. Kanye West - In July, the super calm West was told to go to anger management, thereafter he got all Cukko on his blog. The Chicago Sun-Times is quoted as saying: "Kanye's management team came up with the idea. His mood swings were beginning to play a part in his commercial enterprises as people felt he was miserable all the time." Uh, ya think?!

5. Miley Cyrus - On April 28, Vanity Fair released cover photos of the tween musical Disney cog in nothing but a small sheet. When asked to comment she said "No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it's really artsy." Honestly, it doesn't bother me that much, but Miley, in general, bugs.

4. Usher - In May of this year, he "retired" his mother as manager only to find that his CD stank more than a skunk in a cheese shop. Not only that, but his SNL appearance on "Weekend Update" was lacking not only talent but tact... yukky.

3. Katy Perry - On Oct. 16, the "I Kissed A Girl" singer appeared to fall into a big pink cake at the end of her performance at the MTV Latin America Awards. She then struggled to stand up as she slipped all over the stage like a scary little lizard, ohhhh I am calleing her Katy Scary from now on. Oh, I've gotta go spread that.

2. Christina Aguilera - On the Sept. 7 MTV VMAs, Xtina walked out and sang a ditty copying Lady Gaga's complete look. I'm talking black mask, black tights, chains and belts ... the whole shebang. Internet backlash soon followed, and so did a stank taste in my mouth for Ms. Aguilera.

1. Amy Winehouse - Oh, were you surprised? It is hard to pick an actual moment of impact for this little flower but hey, I'll try. The 25-year-old Brit checked in and out of a London hospital, most recently for an allergic reaction to prescribed medication. So I'll go with that, her season pass to the ER at the end of November, maybe she could get one of those buy 10, get one free punch cards?

http://blogs.nypost.com/p..._2008.html



Some of these trainwrecks left the station years before:

Janet: After the Superbowl, she can't seem to catch a break. NOt a fan of her music, but the wheels came off back in and she just has not been the same.

Paula Abdul: The accidental celebrity. Her 15 minutes of fame should have ended with the vid with the animated cat back in the day. Crap!

Britney: Glad she has her mind right, but she does absolutely nothing for me on a musical or entertainment level.Pre-packaged bullshit.

Miley Cyrus: Look for her to go the Britney Spears route to career management in a few years. Pre-packaged bullshit.
"Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish."
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Reply #3 posted 12/11/08 6:54am

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I don't keep up with alot of today's pop music acts,so I have to ask...

is Aubrey really a lesbian?? lol What's that all about? What stunt are they referring to?
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I don't even know who Aubrey is but I have a strong feeling I wouldn't care. Don't know who Lady Gaga is either. Am I missing out or should I keep it moving? I haven't heard much about Paula after the suicide other than her blaming Idol producers for giving out her address or something. Is she really milking it?
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"Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all."
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Reply #6 posted 12/11/08 3:37pm

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confuse Musicians?


lol..
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dilwithers said:


he's getting a bj isn't he? smile
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Reply #8 posted 12/11/08 4:52pm

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Lmao you took the words right out my mouth
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Reply #9 posted 12/12/08 12:29am

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theAudience said:




Lmao you took the words right out my mouth


Yeah,they probably should have titled it "Top 10 Pop Artist Trainwrecks of 2008",lol.
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Reply #10 posted 12/12/08 12:36am

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i think i've outgrown this kind of thing
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Reply #11 posted 12/12/08 6:39am

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JackieBlue said:

I don't even know who Aubrey is but I have a strong feeling I wouldn't care.


She's one of the Danity Kane girls (P.Diddy's girl group from "Making The Band").Yeah,I know I shouldn't be watching that crap,but I couldn't help myself,lol.
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Reply #12 posted 12/12/08 8:00am

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Yah, none of these "artists" are true musicians.
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