cough- my MJ thread of the day.


yeah he is assumed to be lazy, but that actually adds to his mystic. its all about building an enigma about yourself and that happens by remaining a mystery. barely seen. without current records, concerts, or tv spots, that actually made him talked about (?????) more....



somewhere between the 1978-198? his legendary friends whispered in his ear thats how he remains a legend by not appearing. not doing tv shows, not releasing alot of albums, thats what makes the public more curious about you.

yall get what im saying?

despite all he's been through he's just following the secret rule book of hollywood. make the public wonder about you all the time. you cant do that if your constantly in their face.


thats whats missing from alot of the acts today- they fail to bring an enigma around them. the closest ones i think of the new one is prolly britney. i dont listen to her, but she has that thing that makes people want to talk about her but she's not as in the public eye as she use to be.

Nvncible1 said:

Secret Rule Book Chapter 1: Establish successful career as young adult pop singer after off-loading untalented siblings from childhood boy band act.

Secret Rule Book Chapter 2: Undergo sufficient plastic surgery to transform yourself from a handsome Black man to albino version of Elizabeth Taylor.

Secret Rule Book Chapter 3: Get everybody else in family to undergo plastic surgery so that your nose job doesn't look so obvious.

Secret Rule Book Chapter 4: Employ chimpanzee as best friend. Get dynamic producer/mogul to create rash of pop music hits. Produce dazzling music videos. Require broadcasters to refer to you as "King of Pop" in exchange for license to broadcast your videos.

Secret Rule Book Chapter 5: Invest in Beatles music catalog and lots more plastic surgery. Sleep in hyperbaric chamber when not "cuddling" with string of pre-teen boys, including stars of popular TV shows and movies.

Secret Rule Book Chapter 6: Settle lawsuits for tens of millions of dollars related to compliance with last portion of Step 5. Complete damage control campaign by temporarily "marrying" wacked-out daughter of the late "King of Rock-n-Roll".

Secret Rule Book Chapter 7: Replace chimp with llama. Rebound from first marriage by temporarily "marrying" nurse who works in your surgeon's office. Employ new "wife" to undergo in-vitro fertilization to produce several children. Name children after weird rival pop stars and/or pillows, blankets, sheets, etc. Dangle them from hotel balconies to amuse paparazzi. Terminate second wife's contract. Fill children's wardrobes with masks. Take them everywhere you can think of incognito -- wearing masks.


Secret Rule Book Chapter 8: Make noises about reunion tours with untalented siblings. Trade shares in Beatles catalog for shares in firm that manufactures prosthetic noses. Conduct press interviews only while sitting in trees.

Secret Rule Book Chapter 9: More little boys. Beat criminal charges by dancing on limo roof and demonstrating to jury that you were clever enough to have picked boy with mother who wanted to cash in your your pedophilia.

Secret Rule Book Chapter 10: Lose estate. Lose fortune. Make noises about reunion tours with untalented siblings.

damn CJ

CJBabyDaddy said:

Mr. or Ms. Lama was already there between step 4 & 5
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CJBabyDaddy said:

A big MJ fan I take it then? Bwhahahahahahahaha!

But that creating an enigma thing is crap. His last album is 7 years old. During that time a whole new music listeners generation grew up. The same between HIStory and Invincible.

So half oder today's music listeners do't now him as an active musician. What's the point in hiding?

Madonna does it the best. Every year she has something elese (commercial, books, tour, scnadals. album). This way todays youth know her too.

graecophilos said:

oh, and also in the 80s MJ was all over around his music, his videos and stuff. It was good for him not to be overpublicsied. But nowadays only rumours float around.

Shango said:

The Rule Book is just a guide. People have been known to improvise.

Then why isn't Bobby Brown a legend? MJ fans.....
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CJBabyDaddy said:

L L

midnightmover said:

He outdanced Mj in the Cool It Now video!

midnightmover said:

Becuase he beat the hell out of Whitney.

Fiend said:

And smoke a lot of crack rocks, 150 grams of weed and 10kg of beer.