I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,

Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?

Aside: Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

(Roland: Uh, huh.)

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,

And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,

Oh great God daddy,

(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)

Grind me honey and shave me dry,

And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,

Oh, daddy shave me dry,

(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,

I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,

Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,

Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,

I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,

Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,

I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,

And your dick stands up like a steeple,

Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,

And the crabs walks in like people.

Aside: Ow, shit!

(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)

Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,

And a pig gets fat from suckin',

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,

Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.

Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)

My back is made of whalebone,

And my cock is made of brass,

And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,

Great God, round to kiss my ass.

Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry


Gaaaaawdaaamn

I just discovered this TODAY,,,,,if this ain't raunchy I don't know what is

Ya'll should've known edit
[Edited 11/9/08 0:03am]
[Edited 11/9/08 11:55am]

Mr.Long Dick



Lawd,,,I'm gonna piss on myself

So many manners of unholiness.

NSFW!!!

Harlepolis said:

Reaaaal stank!

AW HELL NAW!

Lawd, why do I feel I'ma haveta pray EXTRA hard in church today????

I love it!

Next time anyone tries to tell you modern music is too filthy, just bring out this gem.

DAMN!!

Having just returned from church I can tell you that there are a lot of saucy things being said "behind closed doors", that are er, uh...ok, not as profane as this, but women there know EXACTLY what she means

Harlepolis said:

OH SNAP I DIDN'T SEE THIS:-o

...Rudy Ray Moore/aka Dolemite re-did this sex skit in the 70's on 8 track. The bad ass kids in my family stole said 8-track tape from an unlocked chest in my great uncle's library/den during a Louisianna family reunion. It didn't make rounds to my part of the country until the early 80's when everyone had stored their 8 track players in the garage. We just thought people in the 70's were freaky deaky free love people, I didn't know folks were freaky like this waaay back THEN

Ottensen said:

Prude people are the freakiest and when there's alot of censorship going around, there's bound to be some rebellion along the way.

This is also the case with church bunnies

Speaking of banned songs, you guys should hear Dinah Washington's "Long Tall John" and "My Trombone Playing Baby With His Long Sliding Thang".

Take a wiiiild guess what long sliding thang?

Damn Lil Kim aint got nothin' on this lady!

Harlepolis said:

omg ROFLMAO

This is some priceless shit! I love it.

Oh Christ that's raunchy! 've never heard hardcore underground 30's music b4!
[Edited 11/10/08 8:07am]

Too funny.