MJ: You're BUTT is mine >: D!
Prince: NO! It's MINE!!! I SUE YOU!!

And so, MJ gets sued for the Nth times and commits suicide... The End!
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And yes theres something wrong with my head at the moment XD

Ya'll know Prince would kick MJ's ass so damn bad that he'd be shittin' high heeled boots for weeks. MJ seems like a talker and a whiner like a little bitch. And the fact that he's taller than Prince don't mean a damn thing. Everybody knows that men with that "Napoleonic complex" can kick ass. And besides that short men who are small don't mean that they can't kick ass or that they have little dicks. We've seen how big Prince's dick is through some of those skimpy spandex outfits. So size doesn't matter.

Some of u asked if Prince "could jump up high enough" to kick slap MJ. Well if any of u have seen Prince live and seen how high he jumps when he does his splits then u know that Prince could bitch slap MJ in 1.5 seconds and then come back and kick him in the back with his boots (que Joe Pesci in the awful Moonwalk short movie).
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Prince: I heard u been around asking about my pancakes.

MJ: Prince why don't u "lay off it" already. Aint nobody worried about your wack ass pancakes.

Prince: Mike u aint got to lie. I already know u have been asking about them but u will never know my secret. U can send that ugly chimp or monkey, whatever the hell it is over to Paisley Park all u want to but u will never get your bleachy paws on my pancakes.

MJ: Listen bitch, I aint send bubbles over there, if u must know when u finally leave your precios purple mansion, I'm actually sticking my private joy in those pretty precious dancer twins of yours. And when I was finished doing my deed, they gave me your secret to your pancakes. Its so easy getting to u, just a little pussy is all.

Prince: U actually think u got to me? Billy please. Don't u know that the money u paid them to only FONDLE your dick, call them "ben" and give u that fake ass secret, I have collected in my data bank? That's your problem, spreading too much of your damn money around, now I know how u really lost Never Neverland.

MJ: U little stringy haired RAT!!! I'm gonna moonwalk all over your ass!!!

Prince: Mike u really don't want to fuck with me. Do I smell pussy?

Mj then smacks Prince across the face with his glitter glove. Prince balls his fist up and proceeds to punch him in the jaw, then in the ribs, grabs his shirt and then bitch slaps him. MJ bending over in pain punches Prince in his crotch which to his surprise didn't phase him. Prince laughs, "by the time I'm done with u, u gonna need a moonwalker, bitch!!!" Prince proceeds with his royal ass whumping and ends it by pouring syrup all over MJ saying," u still worried bout my pancakes? Didn't think so."

missfee said:

Wow, you've really thought about this, huh?

missfee said:

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Annika said:

Well not really. It only took me 5 min to think of all of this.

If it's an actual fistfight, I'd say Prince. He's kinda mean, and something tells me he's got a wicked right hook.

kash said:

Music videos don't count, dude.

MJ looks so feeble now. Didn't he dislocate his arm whiping doo-doo off the bathroom wall of a police station? Sadly, I think his speed and agility are long gone. Years of Jesus juice and cosmetic zombification have rendered him brittle. Prince has at least kept fit and that new hip has given him back his balance. A kick to the shins and Wacko's head would hee-hee-hit the floor.

spacedolphin said:

meow85 said:

for real!

MJ's bigger but he seems fragile...Prince is small but scrappy

I say Prince

Flowers2 said:

Who won, tell me plz? I wasn't around in '82, wasn't even thought of yet.

thekidsgirl said:

Size has got nothing to do with it.

Somebody who can rock a 3 hour show with no breaks, then carry on with an aftershow 'til the wee hours of the morning, against someone who doesn't seem to have the strength or energy to walk and has to be wheelchaired about? It's no contest.

Hey, we say what Prince did to Apollonia w/ that backhand of his. Plus Prince wears those sleeveless shirts sometimes and he's got the guns. I bet they'd be doing their "Hee Hee's" and "Aow-WAH!'s" whenever they'd hit each other too. I bet prince has a killer jump spinning hook kick too. and those heels do some damage. Penny loafers, not so much. maybe the shiny sequins can distract P or something. I bet Mike'd hide a roll of quarters in that glove.

Oh, That was fun.

Neither Wins

TiMix said:

I just got my laugh for the day

TiMix said:

yeah that was an Ike Turner bitch slap move.

meow85 said:

preach on!!!

don't underestimate the power of being short, minime was pretty slick

With both having such pinned-up anger, I used to think this would be a darned-close fight with maybe Michael edging Prince out. Nowadays, though, Mike seems so frail and spaced out that I suspect the mere threat of Prince wanting to fight would send him crying.

Same thing with an album release battle. Mike would have slaughtered Prince back in the day both in sales and acclaim -- not so much because his music was better, but because Mike just dazzled folk with superior star power. But these days, folk ain't feeling Mike like that. And while I think the sheer novelty of an MJ release might outsell a Prince release, I think the loss of MJ's celebrity luster has shown Prince to be the more visionary and musically competent of the two of them.

missfee said:

Terence trent d'arby could takr them both at the same time!

Lammastide said:

well said statement

missfee said:

Thanks! But in retrospect, my response seemed awfully serious for such a lighthearted topic.

carlcranshaw said:

Hell, the Tim might back up Mike, they all cool with Janet and stuff. Luckily Dr. Fink will be in the area to assist anyone who's been hurt.