LaToya Jackson is about to release a new book about her relationship with Janet and Michael Jackson.

La Toya Yvonne Jackson, the 9th most talented member of the Jackson family will expose what it was like to be a sibling of the most famous brother and sister's dynamic duo.

Jacksonville4life.com has learned some details and can preview some dangerous details about La Toya's new book. This book will be followed with "From Hell...The Jack Gordon Years", a shocking compedium of the horrible years under Jack Gordon, filled with Nashville albums recorded in one hour and lesbian snakes innuendos.

Some of the subjects tackled by La Toya's new book are:

- Michael Jackson's theft of the original version of Thriller, named Starlight, which was going to be the title track of La Toya's 1983 unreleased album of the same name.

- Janet Jackson's struggle to sing live against Joe Jackson's insistence to lypsynch

- the hidden cry for help hidden on her cover of Prince's Private Joy (Prince is still her one tru love, and Prince convertion to JW is still a proof that he craves for La Toya)

- Janet Jackson's Black Cat is about La Toya's phobia for felines.

- La Toya was the one that held Janet's breasts on the Rolling Stone cover.

- Randy Jackson's 1978 album, Funk's Chinese Democracy, was really meant to be unreleased


Check Jacksonville4life.com for more details.
[Edited 7/14/08 12:55pm]

Good one, Mike!
[Edited 7/14/08 12:52pm]

I still can't believe I made this up...I need to be a screenwritter

Timmy84...we need a cool cover with la toya and her fat snake

Matronik said:

Got damn, a FAT snake? ... Hmm... lol

How about this, Mike:



And her looking scared:

i can just picture her with at her laptop writing this and contemplating with her finger on the corner of her lip and trying to keep her sailor hat cocked perfectly to the side every 5mins.

Matronik said:

Now that's funny

funkpill said:

Because it's true when you think about it.

funkpill said:

Well think about it:

Rebbie vocally can match a bit of Patrice Rushen
Jackie can sing falsetto
Tito can play guitar real good
Jermaine can sing and play bass
Marlon can write, sing, dance and produce
Michael can sing, dance, write, produce and entertain
Randy is a multi-instrumentalist
Janet can dance and sing decently enough to sell
La Toya can...

Strike a pose.

funkpill said:

There are only 9 jacksons...

Timmy84 said:

and that's about it

Matronik said:

That too.

"Funk's Chinese Democracy"....You'd have to be a Prince.org regular to get half of that!

lmfaooooo!!! Too funny!

I thought it was real until I read the hands on janet's breasts part

alphastreet said:

And I thought it was real even after I read that

Timmy84 said:

I'd have to put the grandkids in the total too. So that would make Latoya the 22nd (i'm guessing here ) most talented Jackson.

OOOOOH MY GOOOS I LOVE LATOYA

im pre ordering this book.

I can't believe latoya was holding janet's breast
and its so funny that janet made the song black cat cause latoyas cat phobia

LATOYA IS ONE OF MY TOP FAVORITE JACKSONS.. this is making me like her even more

TotalAlisa said:

Vanilli said:

so did I :blush:

TotalAlisa said:

it's a joke, read the thread.

Vanilli said: