Mofo you could've posted that shit in MY thread

The best,,,the ABSLOUTE best Eddie Murphy skit, is his father's drunken tantrum routine Maaah lord

I feel sad when I watch this and Raw. He got so white-washed after Life(his last great film)

I know he still had it in him though,,,the mofo just doesn't want to, it seems.

Harlepolis said:

@ Harley... you know how I am. It wasn't a snide at ya, babes.

But yeah I loved the father routine. I laugh on the floor every time he does the cookout skit!

I'm surpriced he never took a jab against Prince though he could've worked some GOOD materials about theKid

Harlepolis said:

Prince was more mysterious than MJ. Plus Eddie was a HUGE fan of Prince. You saw him at the "Purple Rain" premiere and the reporter asking him why he loves Prince.

Eddie: "'Cause he's bad ."

Timmy84 said:

With Charlie in the background lookin all frazzled and shit

bboy87 said:

I loved it when Eddie mention how he and Charlie played fart bubbles and Charlie put out doo doo and made Eddie jump up in fear and get scraped around his eye.

My favorite part in Raw is when he imitates his father talking shit to his mama Lillian. "New rules in the house, Lillian, cannot use the phone!"


Fucking genius. . . what happened???
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SCNDLS said:

That was my favorite skit on "Raw":

"There's new rules, new rules, rules, rules...
1.) Lillian cannot use the phone
2.) Lillian cannot, since you're such a smart mothafucka, you can't go outside either, cannot go outside ever again.

Now I'm gonna putt he rules up and you'll obey to my rules and my commands, it's no phone and no outside. I don't give a damn if the motherfuckin' house is burnin' down! If a fire break out and a fireman shows up and I ask how did you find out, 'your wife called us', I'll kick your motherfuckin' ass! You'll burn in this motherfucker!"



I loved it when he used Motown songs to explain himself:

"I KNOW YOU WANNA LEAVE ME! But I refuse to let you go, Lillian! IF I HAVE TO BEG AND PLEAD, DO THE SYMPHONY! I don't mind 'cause it means that much to me, you're not goin' no place. Watching the ships roll in, then you watch 'em roll away again, Lillian... it's my house, like Diana Ross says, "it's my house and I live here", and she sings it in Spanish, "it's mi casa, I yo vivo aqui!"

And when he confronted Eddie about respecting him: "R-E-S-C-E-T-P, find out what you mean to me, R-E-C-T-T-T-P... MOTHERFUCKA YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!"



It was that, his momma fixing him house burgers, his "why you treat Umfufu like animal" and his Bill Cosby skit that were my faves.

I loved Michael's confrontation too.

I bought Raw too for $9.99.

Timmy84 said:

Now, Timmy, you know I came "this close" to transcribing that shit but thought better of it. Thank God you di'int.

Like I said, genius, WTF happened. He needs to go back to standup. Considering all the crazy shit that's happened to him since he stopped you KNOW he got stories to tell.

SCNDLS said:

I know, right?