At least if he does go to jail, we can get a break for a while. I'm sure music will get better while he is gone. He comes out with a shitty remix about every other day and they all sound the same. Does he have to do remixes for everyone? Most of his remixes sound like he is just talking over the original track. I really miss the R.Kelly jams from the 90's. Thank god for no more Trapped in the closet bullshit!

No, we'll just get Trapped in the Clink.

i don't understand why people still want him to remix their tracks,
sure his name probably still shifts some units but are people that
desparate? not talking about his music because i really don't know
that much of it.

but if you could chose between two unknown producers and one was a
"regular" guy and the other pissed on and had sex with under aged
girls, which one would you pick?

Spoken:
Now normally I don't do this
But I'm just gonna go hit y'all with a little taste of the remix
Y'all ready? Here we go.

I'll pick you up from the club
Gonna take you home to make some love
Got a surprise, close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo
I'm gonna give you some pee-pee
I'm gonna give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee

This is the remix edition
Of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', reekin', leakin'
And there's juice in the kitchen

Yeah, that's how it goes down at the R. Kelly party:
I sip cris, you drink piss
Wanna piss on you remix, ya heard?
You know I'm serious, I really do wanna piss on you

Timmy84 said:

the best ever r kelly piss take (pun intended) is still
dave chapelle's "i wanna piss on you"





doo doo butter

IstenSzek said:

Girl you'll never FEEL quite the same
When you get a WHIFF of my Hershey's stains
I wanna poop on you toooo
I want to pee in your foooood
Only thing to make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seeeeeat
I want to pee on yooooouuuu...

Yeah that was wild as hell. That was funnier than the I'm rick james
bitch piece.

No, we won't get a break. It'll be like when that tape first surfaced. Back then he ran out and did like 398347573498578934598738457983958738453957 songs, remixes, and videos.

He's probably doing that right now so he can make as much right now as possible and have material to ration later should he end up behind bars.

He's an abuser, in every way, so he wouldn't give us a break from his shit hop music.

phunkdaddy said:

Co-sign!