This probably ties "Piss On You" as R. Kelly's finest hour yet:




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Timmy84 said:

funny shit
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"I ask myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet. Nobody answers... and SO I PULL OUT MY GUN (screaming) TELL ME WHY TOM CRUISE IS IN THE CLOSET OR ELSE I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE!"

"Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out of the closet! But I'll calm myself down...AND I'LL PUT OUT MY GUN (screaming; oh Lord here he goes with the gun again) IF TOM CRUISE AND JOHN TRAVOLTA DON'T COME OUT, I'M GONNA CAP THIS BITCH!"

"I've been asked to bring you both to come out the closet. Man this some crazy shit! Why won't y'all come out and they said: "we're not coming out, so you can just go away", but everybody wants you out. "That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay." Now I'm starting to get angry...SO I PULL OUT MY GUN (screaming) I'm gonna give you a count to three to open the closet door: ONE, I'm gonna shoot you both, TWO, I'm gonna cap some bitch, THREE... (closed door) now I'm in the closet, now I'm in the closet too."


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