That uncensored version needs to be banned, ain't nobody looking to see a pale naked Michael Jackson trying to be a fucking angel with a stupid bowcut! Why was he and Prince always trying to see who can cop the stupidest hair cut?

You guys are being too hard on him. He'd obviously successfully bleached his balls by that point and just wanted to show off the results. What harm could there be in that?

FunkyBrotha said:

Media gave P's new albums allocades, but it didn't translate into much. I seriously doubt the media would ever say "that new mj cd is hot" cuz I can't see a "hot" album coming out of him. Invincible wasn't "hot" neither was Dangerous. And yes his fans would buy multiple copies simply to boost MJ into the charts.

midnightmover said:

I forgot to announce

I'm getting my balls botoxed!

and I'm braid the hair

then my balls will look like this:

FunkyBrotha said:

Goes with Jesus Juice!

bboy87 said:

they gone fall the hell off and roll down the street

bboy87 said:

I doubt anything he puts out would "bomb" (maybe by MJ standards but it'd still sell) I doubt it would be very good.

Timmy84 said:

Oh dear God, Prince's hairstyles circa 1991-1995 were terrible


and that fool had the audacity to try fingerwaves!

LightOfArt said:

I have trouble with that. If he worked religiously on his last albums or even at all, we'd see a lot more output from him.

Evvy said:

Nah, my balls are gangsta

bboy87 said:

I've never seen the video! Balls exposed?

b3xy said:

OK. I think I can say I really don't want to see MJ naked. I don't think I could handle the pressure or shock! That pic there scares the bejesus juice outta me!

superspaceboy said:

you have obviuosly not seen alot of Mj stuff yet you feel anything new will not be good-



















...let your inner mj fanactic self come out

Graycap23 said:

3-D IMAX Experience!

superspaceboy said:

There's something called the "Michael Jackson formula"

Work on an album, release the album, promote the album for at least 2 years, then rest for a year, and the cycle starts all over again

Off The Wall-recorded in 1978 to 1979. Released in 1979. Promoted from 1979 to 1981

Thriller-recorded from 1981-1982. Released in 1982. Promoted from 1982 to 1984.

Bad-recorded in 1985-1987. Released in 1987. Promoted from 1987 to 1989

Dangerous-recorded from 1989 to 1991. Released in 1991. Promoted from 1991-1993

and on and on....

bboy87 said:

i hope they aint got pimples all over them like his face does

bboy87 said:

Are they going to be as smooth as eggs?

bboy87 said:

I remember Dave Chappelle said something similar in "Tell It Like It Is"!

"His balls are smooth as ass (or whatever he said it was smooth as)".

Evvy said:

I was thinking of making a "Lil Wayne Un-Appreciation thread"

superspaceboy said:

That's it, EGGS!

superspaceboy said:

Like bowling balls

bboy87 said:

so by your calculations and minus Invincible- but the greatest hits and thriller 25 don't count- he is behind almost 15 years

bboy87 said:

You mean "Weezy Fucked Baby (Birdman)"?

Evvy said:

Just because I haven't seen doesn't mean I havven't heard. I haven't heard anything good from MJ since Scream. There were a few things from invincible, but nothing stellar. I really don't think he has anything great left in him. Why is it we hasn't put out any new material in the last 5-6 years (or longer) even when he said he would?

Evvy said:

I'd count "HIStory" if Michael/Sony hadn't figured the smart way to distribute it with the first half being the greatest hits package.

superspaceboy said:

the question is..
what are you doing under that pillow?? imma spank your hand!

Timmy84 said:

ewww- dude behind him is repulsed
that's nasty

bboy87 said:

You're going to have to do better than that. Because after that the formula changes.

Timmy84 said:

Evvy said:

Look at everybody else's reaction, they're as repulsed. Mannie Fresh's in the background like "I know these nutty mothafuckas ain't kissing...at MY house!"