VinnyM27 said: Timmy84 said: Anyway here's my own list of the worst things to happen to music:
1.) The selling of Motown by Berry Gordy (prick) 2.) Marvin Gaye's daddy for killing him 3.) The marriage of hip-hop and R&B 4.) The guy who killed Jam Master Jay 5.) People filing suits against people who download free music especially when they can't afford to even buy CDs while bills are being paid 6.) Radio's reasoning for not playing music from established, older artists 7.) Everyone trying to be Michael Jackson or Madonna (STOP IT!) 8.) Rolling Stone 9.) Ozzy Osbourne doing reality television and hanging out with Dubya (ok, it was for one night but still) 10.) Metallica being pussies (one, for Napster, and two, for that movie they did about anger management or some shit) 11.) People using legendary groups' names to sell profit (even though they're not really a part of their history) 12.) The death of Ray Charles 13.) Everybody trying to be Biggie or Tupac (STOP IT!) 14.) Puffy 15.) Michael Bolton 16.) Percy Sledge being inducted to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for ONE song yet Mary Wells (RIP) can't even buy her way in 17.) The deaths of James Brown and Bobby Byrd 18.) The cover of "What's Going On" by all your "favorite pop tarts" 19.) The Guinness Book of Records 20.) Limp Bitch-Kit Blender just put out a Top 20 on the Record labels biggest fuck ups and from memory, they hit on 1 and 5. Cool. I'll always be disappointed in Gordy for what he did. Motown could've still been great as an independent company but he sold its soul to the devil. That's why Smokey Robinson left. | |
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I love that it bashes the boyband state, then mere paragraphs later, checks a specific boybander by name in the Whitey bitch. Odd though, whoever wrote took the time to write this out chose the least white boybander possible. Rumour has it the guy's real last name is actually Hernandez, which makes a helluva lot more sense than someone with the very Scottish McLean bearing such a real-looking tan. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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---Music's direct descent into the abyss can be traced to this outlet destroying quality songwriting for the sake of everyone trying to make a video. Don't get me wrong, some video's are a testament to the artist genius (see Prince's "Paisley Park ) while others border on stupidity (Look at the majority of the New Rock, Hip hop vids). Where do we begin on this one? "Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish." | |
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Timmy84 said: VinnyM27 said: Blender just put out a Top 20 on the Record labels biggest fuck ups and from memory, they hit on 1 and 5. Cool. I'll always be disappointed in Gordy for what he did. Motown could've still been great as an independent company but he sold its soul to the devil. That's why Smokey Robinson left. I was reading that late at night. Blender seems to really be more upset at Gordy's selling it for a such a low price considering how much of a financial boom that catalog is. I'll see I can find it online and cut and paste. It's entertaining. It has specific incidents of dumb labels and just big general dumb moves by the industry (the worst being the phasing out of the single even though I think it's only listed at like 19). | |
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VinnyM27 said: Timmy84 said: Cool. I'll always be disappointed in Gordy for what he did. Motown could've still been great as an independent company but he sold its soul to the devil. That's why Smokey Robinson left. I was reading that late at night. Blender seems to really be more upset at Gordy's selling it for a such a low price considering how much of a financial boom that catalog is. I'll see I can find it online and cut and paste. It's entertaining. It has specific incidents of dumb labels and just big general dumb moves by the industry (the worst being the phasing out of the single even though I think it's only listed at like 19). That should be interesting, thanx. | |
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Timmy84 said: VinnyM27 said: I was reading that late at night. Blender seems to really be more upset at Gordy's selling it for a such a low price considering how much of a financial boom that catalog is. I'll see I can find it online and cut and paste. It's entertaining. It has specific incidents of dumb labels and just big general dumb moves by the industry (the worst being the phasing out of the single even though I think it's only listed at like 19). That should be interesting, thanx. http://prince.org/msg/8/264067 “The man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them, inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer to truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.”
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I got bored reading the list, but Kenny G and Michael Bubblah need to be on there if they are not.
I would also like to list the people that have now turned Jazz Festivals into Music Festivals....if it is a music festival with genres other than jazz, market it as such already. "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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COMPUTERBLUE1984 said: ---Music's direct descent into the abyss can be traced to this outlet destroying quality songwriting for the sake of everyone trying to make a video. Don't get me wrong, some video's are a testament to the artist genius (see Prince's "Paisley Park ) while others border on stupidity (Look at the majority of the New Rock, Hip hop vids). Where do we begin on this one? That AI mess started with THIS UK mess: | |
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TonyVanDam said: COMPUTERBLUE1984 said: ---Music's direct descent into the abyss can be traced to this outlet destroying quality songwriting for the sake of everyone trying to make a video. Don't get me wrong, some video's are a testament to the artist genius (see Prince's "Paisley Park ) while others border on stupidity (Look at the majority of the New Rock, Hip hop vids). Where do we begin on this one? That AI mess started with THIS UK mess: Which was the UK child of "Star Search", which was responsible for Britney, Justin and Beyonce, lol. | |
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LipSynching. "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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StarMon said: 50. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Has any record’s influence upon music proved so malignant? Concept albums, progressive rock, Brian Wilson’s nervous breakdown, baby boomers yammering away about the Summer of Love, musicians taking themselves more seriously than cancer surgeons — all the Beatles’ fault. ! There is some truth to this imo. Much as I love the Beatles, they, like all major influential artists, unleashed all manner of dreadful, over-serious bands in their wake; some good, some bad, some just . StarMon said: 49. That dude who yells “Freebird!” at every rock show !
My man!! 3StarMon said: 1. Jazz fusion
It’s a rule of thumb that any music that uses “jazz” as a prefix will make you want to saw your head off in boredom (see also: jazz-funk, jazz rap, jazz house). But none is as wearying as the genre that thought what rock really needed was month-long bass solos and time signatures Stephen Hawking wouldn’t understand. ! Controversially perhaps round here, after years of research into this field, I am rather ambivalent about this music form. For me, there's Miles and then there's the rest. For lo, is Fusion, at least in its 'classic' '70s incarnation, simply Prog with polyrhythms??? Not that all Prog is bad ... StarMon said: 28. The Disappearance of Independent Record Stores
Sure, the big-chain megamarts save you a few dollars. But do their employees know you by name? Will they hook you up with unexpected new imports? Will they ridicule you when you mispronounce Sufjan Stevens’s name? For music geeks, losing the mom-and-pop stores is like losing a musty, nerd-filled home away from home. ! For sure!! 2StarMon said: 5. Tribute Albums
Don’t die. If you do, a dozen artists who ripped off all your ideas while you were alive (and one of whom will almost certainly be Sheryl Crow) will record overly reverent, roundly uninspired versions of your songs for a tribute album. This album will be ignored and/or quickly forgotten, or will spur a revival in your music that you won’t be around to enjoy and profit from.! I've never really heard a good one. Should be banned. 'Themed' albums by good artists doing radical/ interesting covers of another artist's stuff are allowed however StarMon said: 22. Lists That Reduce Rock History to a Series of Glib Soundbites
(Sorry.)! Agreed. The enemy of independent thinking on music. StarMon said: 19. Electric Violins !
Perhaps paradoxically for this fusion agnostic, I kind of dig this instrument in the right hands. Now, where's my Jean-Luc Ponty collection? StarMon said: 18. Soprano Sax !
The main instrument of Sidney Bechet, later popularised by Coltrane? StarMon said: 10. “Colonel” Tom Parker
Meet the Slobodan Milosevic of artist management: Before Suge Knight, Lou Pearlman or even Allen Klein came the “Colonel” — inventor of ruinously exploitative rock management. Getting his hooks into Elvis in 1955, the Dutch con man artfully steered the King away from making music (which he had something of a knack for) and towards the likes of Clambake, Kissin’ Cousins, Kid Galahad and the 30-odd other Hollywood forgettables he made instead of recording or touring for most of the next decade.! A complex and fascinating figure, arguably more so than his famous client. Without 'the Colonel' (and, no doubt his fine chicken), Elvis would not have been ELVIS. StarMon said: 6. Madonna’s British Accent !
Er, that should be English accent (or an attempt at one, anyway). There are many accents in the British Isles. I would also add - British/ American/ Any Indie Rock - Tedious beyond belief. Their claims of originality are so ironic given their 'uniform' sounds. Drugs in all their forms, inc. alcohol - IMO the scourge of musicians, these have curtailed and ended the lives and careers of everybody from Charlie Parker to Hendrix. I fail to understand why so many musicians get into them, when surely the 'natural high' ( to quote Curtis Mayfield) of their music is surely enough. Without drugs (and the inner demons before and after them for the artists involved), where would music have taken Sly, Hendrix, Brian Wilson,and us? Even Miles Davis' career was blighted by them. I know drugs are just a temporary painkiller for what's burning up inside the soul, but ... Hip hop, I suppose, which seems to reflect an apparent general creative malaise in black influenced American popular music that's lasted as long as some of its old musical movements. Can't blame Hip hop itself, tho. There doesn't seem to be any real innovation strong enough to smash down the edifice of commercial rap and so-called 'R n' B. Dancehall 'Reggae'. After the great 'roots' stuff, we got this? 'Hair' Metal . Oh yeah. And the stupid, pointless early death of Jimi Hendrix, imo perhaps the only artist whose continued existence would have truly influenced the development of popular music. In his own confused way, he was a living link, a true 'crossroads' between blues, rock, jazz fusion, funk rock, electronica and classical, which, had he lived just another decade to consolidate his ideas, might have marked true 'progression', rather than just imitation and empty virtuosity. Or maybe not; who knows? Miles picked up his baton in many ways, but was perhaps too old and was saddled with the 'jazz' label, despite the sounds he was making in the '70s. And as for the modern anodyne pop chart scene on both sides of the Atlantic, well, the audiences get the music they deserve. The companies only make what sells, after all. If Siberian nose flute music sold more than JT, he'd be on the street, learning the true meaning of the blues (reality and dealing with the pain it can bring) , and getting to be a true artist . Business is BUSINESS. Music is often fragile souls getting blown away in the wind of business, image and fame and all that trash that has nothing to do with MUSIC. Just some of my personal rants and tastes there. Each to their own. . | |
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theAudience said: StarMon said: 1. Kids Today! Back in our day, we didn’t have any of yer fancy iPods and ringtones and downloads. We didn’t have the luxury and convenience of your scrotum-rings and your World Wide Web logs. When we wanted to steal the new Uriah Heep album, we couldn’t just troll the Internets for it, we had to do it the old-fashioned way — by hiking to the store (uphill, both ways) and shoving 12” of vinyl under our sweaters (which we had to knit ourselves). That’s why you sniveling whipper-snappers don’t appreciate the real value of music. Or Uriah Heep. Now get the hell off our lawn! tA Tribal Disorder http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 Security..... Hey, I'm guilty as well...even hooking up friends @ school on the barter & trade system, I worked @ a local Sound Warehouse back in the day and let's just say I really loved the fringe | |
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Timmy84 said: TonyVanDam said: That AI mess started with THIS UK mess: Which was the UK child of "Star Search", which was responsible for Britney, Justin and Beyonce, lol. Before that, there was THIS: Now THIS is freaking old-school. THIS is the show that these Idol-shows wanna be like. | |
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That's a great list. Stuck like glue! | |
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Where's 50 Cent on the list? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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The Gong Show wasn't bad thing at all. If it wasn't for this show, we wouldn't had Cheryl Lynn. This is where she got discovered on. [Edited 3/15/08 23:29pm] | |
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Miles said: StarMon said: 50. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Has any record’s influence upon music proved so malignant? Concept albums, progressive rock, Brian Wilson’s nervous breakdown, baby boomers yammering away about the Summer of Love, musicians taking themselves more seriously than cancer surgeons — all the Beatles’ fault. ! There is some truth to this imo. Much as I love the Beatles, they, like all major influential artists, unleashed all manner of dreadful, over-serious bands in their wake; some good, some bad, some just . A complex and fascinating figure, arguably more so than his famous client. Without 'the Colonel' (and, no doubt his fine chicken), Elvis would not have been ELVIS. StarMon said: 6. Madonna’s British Accent !
Er, that should be English accent (or an attempt at one, anyway). There are many accents in the British Isles. I would also add - British/ American/ Any Indie Rock - Tedious beyond belief. Their claims of originality are so ironic given their 'uniform' sounds. Drugs in all their forms, inc. alcohol - IMO the scourge of musicians, these have curtailed and ended the lives and careers of everybody from Charlie Parker to Hendrix. I fail to understand why so many musicians get into them, when surely the 'natural high' ( to quote Curtis Mayfield) of their music is surely enough. Without drugs (and the inner demons before and after them for the artists involved), where would music have taken Sly, Hendrix, Brian Wilson,and us? Even Miles Davis' career was blighted by them. I know drugs are just a temporary painkiller for what's burning up inside the soul, but ... Hip hop, I suppose, which seems to reflect an apparent general creative malaise in black influenced American popular music that's lasted as long as some of its old musical movements. Can't blame Hip hop itself, tho. There doesn't seem to be any real innovation strong enough to smash down the edifice of commercial rap and so-called 'R n' B. Dancehall 'Reggae'. After the great 'roots' stuff, we got this? 'Hair' Metal . Oh yeah. And the stupid, pointless early death of Jimi Hendrix, imo perhaps the only artist whose continued existence would have truly influenced the development of popular music. In his own confused way, he was a living link, a true 'crossroads' between blues, rock, jazz fusion, funk rock, electronica and classical, which, had he lived just another decade to consolidate his ideas, might have marked true 'progression', rather than just imitation and empty virtuosity. Or maybe not; who knows? Miles picked up his baton in many ways, but was perhaps too old and was saddled with the 'jazz' label, despite the sounds he was making in the '70s. And as for the modern anodyne pop chart scene on both sides of the Atlantic, well, the audiences get the music they deserve. The companies only make what sells, after all. If Siberian nose flute music sold more than JT, he'd be on the street, learning the true meaning of the blues (reality and dealing with the pain it can bring) , and getting to be a true artist . Business is BUSINESS. Music is often fragile souls getting blown away in the wind of business, image and fame and all that trash that has nothing to do with MUSIC. Just some of my personal rants and tastes there. Each to their own. . Two excellent points. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Of course, this show and artist like Cheryl Lynn are before some times. I forgot that we have some youngsters on the thread. | |
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MsLegs said: The Gong Show wasn't bad thing at all. If it wasn't for this show, we wouldn't had Cheryl Lynn. This is where she got discovered on. [Edited 3/15/08 23:29pm] I know. I've seen the classic episode on YouTube months ago. | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: StarMon said: 31. Jazz fusion It’s a rule of thumb that any music that uses “jazz” as a prefix will make you want to saw your head off in boredom (see also: jazz-funk, jazz rap, jazz house). But none is as wearying as the genre that thought what rock really needed was month-long bass solos and time signatures Stephen Hawking wouldn’t understand. This guy is a fucking moron That is some eyebrows raising bullshit, indeed | |
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