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Courney Love is Crazy! Claiming Fraud and attacking tmz.com & other sites (Long read but funny as hell!)

Courtney Love is claiming fraud for about 5 years of stuff under Kurt's name.

She was spotted at the Van Nuys Police Station in Los Angeles last wed and then attacked a web site for reporting it. She wrote them an email under a different name where she contradicted herself over & over:

www.drfunkenberry.com



1st post that started this all up:

www.drfunkenberry.com Exclusive!

While waiting in line and being the only one left in line at the Van Nuys Police Station around 3:30 P.M. Wed. afternoon, I see a blonde woman enter. Does this person bother to stand in line? Oh no!

"Hello Officers, I'm Courtney Love." Oh boy. She had the brusies and that fresh rolled out of bed hair at 3:30 in the afternoon look. She went to the front desk and told the officers I know you know who I am. Only one of L.A.'s finest knew who she was, but was willing to help her.

She told them I am not turning myself in for anything if that is what they were thinking. I have an appointment to see Dectective (will leave it blank). As she was doing this, she kept touching the bruise on her elbow and looking down at her shoes. (Maybe to see if they were still on?)

The officer let her by and handed her a visitor pass as I caught a whiff of her breath. Ahh. Nothing like being drunk in the middle of an afternoon. The officer led her to the elevator as Courtney was having a conversation with herself that continued while she was waiting for the elevator and after she got on.

Finally getting to the desk to have the officer help me. He was still trying to tell his partners who she was. "That's Courtney Love, Man. I could sing you one of her songs. " I looked at him to try and then he started singing "Since You've Been Gone." I just shook my head n wondered what Kelly Clarkson would think? I Love L.A.-Dr.FB

www.drfunkenberry.com

*****8



Here is the 1st email from Courtney Love as Carrie Lincoln:



As we, www.drfunkenberry.com first reported exclusively last Wed as we ran into Courtney Love at the Van Nuys Police Station, we now have an update and some VERY interesting emails from Courtney, put as a third person. But she gives away a lot as she talks about Karma and how Courtney has stlye like Mae West. The email looks like one of her blogs on myspace where she posted about the incident and talked about us on it, only to remove it today as www.TMZ.com criticized it and she then attacks them.

This email was sent Friday as Courtney....we mean someone who is a "fan" wrote, (It is fairly obvious it is her.)

Here is the 1st email we were sent:

Thats the biggest load of bull . I was also at the Van Nuys station yesterday ,
she was there to see an elite unit for fraud,
and why should she stand on line for something that had nothing to do with your reasons for bein g there, per her breathe smelling of gin.etc (Dr.'s Note We NEVER said Gin, just alcohol. HMMM)
we didnt see anyone go near her,
she was brassy and flirty with the cops and they certainly ALL knew who she was, shes got a Mae West quality aboput her , if Mae West wore R>M!
that outfit was at least 10k btw ,and is considered on the best collections of the last decade! fyi
not thar a redneck like you would give much of a shit about fashion, art. relevance or priorities , your too busy telling a massive lie.
i was with three firends we all love CL and the Cops were totally enamored of her too,shes got tons and tons of charisma,mostly the officers jaws were dropping and she was saying “hey fellas” ,like any extroverty introvert,she was probably nervous, if you had had all of the money you earned and inhereited stolen and embezzled from your daughter and how many dependednts does CL have? Four i think. Kurts mother and 2 sisters, youd be flipped that it took the cops a good what ,,,,,? 6 years since this matter came to it s fruition,
your scapegoating someone for the hell of it and you know nothing of the reality, not much of a valley person myself but on this very rare ocassion i had to go to the polife headqaurters, she smelled like Penhaglions Bluebell mixed with the Comme #3
“Patchouli” she was poised dignified and stylish id be a bit mouthy too if id been arrested once for nonsense, (2 pills)
IN a recent USA Today poll of the most Famous Women in the World Courtney came in at #7, wich i thought was odd, but it was a Gallup Poll, she has not released a record and wont be until summer and i hear she has two majpr films already done deals.But the legit pr buzz onthis album is that its the best record any major artist has released in a decade.( “If Not More” the prez of Epic told his assnt who told my friend at Epic , he also mentioned it in the converence meerting and played the demo files “man oif she pulls this off….so major for rock again”)
You just want desperately to put CL in some box she has never fit in and you also are breaking one of the ten commandmnets.
“Thou shalt not bear false witness”
a mouthy, yet polite girl is not a drunk girl and anyone knowing anything about the drug habit CL had knows that she’s an Opiod and despises spirits, we were all desperate to ask her for another (i have three) autograph, but she had no line to stand in she wanst paying doqwn some ticket , under her arm was aload of papers and i couldnt make out much but it had Frances Beans name on it and the word “Wire Transfers” and if im not mistaken 69 million. Imagine your daUGHTERS ENTIRE FORTUNE BEING EMBEZZLED/ If youve se4enthat arthouse thing with KLurts audio youll know how much KDC loved her and how the way the medai and jocks like you treated hhis life contributed massively to his death, Stop disgracing yourselcf by creating lies, as CL herself says “Karma Misses Noone” and it shan t miss you, both the friends i was with are happy to get into it with you, you should have the courage to take that post down, as its lies and you know it = CL was a good fifteen or so feet away and shes astonishimngly beautiful in real life and extremely charismatic an dyou can just see that legendary 158 iq in her sparkly eyes.
She reminds me of an Oak Tree who has withstood all the shit shes created and that others have projected onto her - she still remains one o f the top 10 most wel,l, known woman alive not just because shes one of the most important musicians ever ( and Rolling Stone - shes been on the cover 4 times including representing this generation of females in Rock, )
Your a lemming and i will always come to the defense of my bveloved CL who makes zero p[retenzse to be something she is not, ith 69 million or whatever it was stolen from her child what line should she have been in:? ours?
Again she has incredible sass but also poise and delucate features and i dxont think some tiny bruise indicates anything but living ones life, or maybe sex, i was THERE and there were only my 2 friends an dforu other people on the normal line wich makes you 1 of the two fat ladiee in tracksuits and i do mean obese and /or the man with the handle bar moustache, im guessing the 300 plus pounder who kept glinting and looking wildly around for soneone to gossip with about Coourtnmey would bne YOU i imagine. well i dont know how you know a site this rather interesting and higehr end, i mean no its not Salon but i find myself here alot

COURTNEY NEVER LIKED ALCHOHOL AND HAS BEEN SOBER FIVE YEARS NOW!

And again shes remarkably beautiful in real life with a kindness and wit that makes her so approachable and sweet.

*****888



Here is the 2nd email that was sent along with a reply from the web site:

Well, after the first email was sent to us by Courtney, oh we mean Carrie....we contacted the person to let them know we think it is great that they support Courtney, but the story was completely true, and let her know there was no ladies in line at the Van Nuys Police Station, only men. We describer her outfit and again wished her well and hoped that Courtney wins the Fraud suit. We were nothing but nice and cordial and advised we stick by the story.

Courtney's/Carrie's response:

you are wrong

she was in fact wearing Rouland Mourets new collection wich is white and black Laboutin heels that you cannot even buy.
she was hardly drunk (Dr.'s Note: In the first email that was sent, it says Courtney has been soer for 5 years, now it is hardly drunk. hmm) and she did in fact say "HEY THERE FELLAS"etc to the cops. i saw women in line as i am one and was with two male friends.

your opinion does not matter -= the fact that you assume someone who has made a very big deal out of her sobriety was"smelling like " alchohol is both insidious and untrue, she was too far away forou to smell anything - she was there for what appears to be identity fraud issues, and wasnt assigne dto our line ( and i look very much like a woman)
so she also did not take "cuts"

so sorrythat your attitude towards her is so mysoginistic and off, you have no idea whatthis woman has gone through and i follow her and am a huge fan , you just randomely posted lies and its your karma. but id fix it if i were you, you seem so eager to hop on some tabloid train you dont even understand. She has had only great reviews her entore career for music and for acting and in between she seems to attract people like you.

sincerely
Carrie Lincoln

*****

We stand by the story, Courtney Love/Carrie Lincoln/CL. Again, we wish you well in your case and you have our support, although it was reported elsewhere the cops feel it has no merit. We will not post any lies about you and look forward to your next cd. -DR. FB

*****88



Just thought I would pass this on
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Reply #1 posted 03/10/08 5:34pm

Wowugotit

I love Courtney no matter what.
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Reply #2 posted 03/11/08 12:37pm

wavesofbliss

she needs shooting. it makes me sick the way she still calls out kurt and frances as if they justify her being what she is. sick cunt! and you know damn well that herself spent all frances's money . .. . .


kill the beast!
Prince #MUSICIANICONLEGEND
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Reply #3 posted 03/11/08 1:22pm

fcukthepolice

wavesofbliss said:

she needs shooting. it makes me sick the way she still calls out kurt and frances as if they justify her being what she is. sick cunt! and you know damn well that herself spent all frances's money . .. . .


kill the beast!



she should at least be in prison for murder
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Reply #4 posted 03/11/08 3:49pm

Anxiety

wavesofbliss said:

she needs shooting. it makes me sick the way she still calls out kurt and frances as if they justify her being what she is. sick cunt! and you know damn well that herself spent all frances's money . .. . .


kill the beast!



eek yeesh boxed
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Reply #5 posted 03/11/08 3:51pm

uPtoWnNY

fcukthepolice said:

wavesofbliss said:

she needs shooting. it makes me sick the way she still calls out kurt and frances as if they justify her being what she is. sick cunt! and you know damn well that herself spent all frances's money . .. . .


kill the beast!



she should at least be in prison for murder



Kurt should have done society a favor and blown HER brains instead of his own.
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Reply #6 posted 03/11/08 3:55pm

Anxiety

uPtoWnNY said:

fcukthepolice said:




she should at least be in prison for murder



Kurt should have done society a favor and blown HER brains instead of his own.




woot!
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Reply #7 posted 03/11/08 9:54pm

GangstaFam

umm...no
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Reply #8 posted 03/11/08 10:04pm

Anxiety

GangstaFam said:

umm...no


sum peeplez gotz da raybeeez. boxed
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Reply #9 posted 03/12/08 6:44am

MsLegs

Anxiety said:

uPtoWnNY said:




Kurt should have done society a favor and blown HER brains instead of his own.




woot!

This is getting tres interessent.
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Reply #10 posted 03/12/08 6:46am

SoulAlive

lurking
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