magnificentsynthesizer said:

Why would you want to, she has no ass.

I like Beyonce but I don't like that she's in your face all the damn time. She's the most overexposed singer in the world right now. I wish she would go away for a year so that I could miss her again. Even her music, which I like, is getting stale because she's everywhere. The child needs to sit down for a minute.
[Edited 2/14/08 9:59am]

Dance said:

every girl has an ass when they're bent over.

magnificentsynthesizer said:

Not so much, you'll be slamming bones.

Yall need 2 quit

Dance said:

whatever, i'm still mad i can't slam her bones from the back.

Rhondab said:

oh grrrrreat!!! it's almost my birthday! i'll re-enact all her video's!!!

Why are you like so obsessed with Beyonce? You talk about her more than any other member on here. Like everything you said during the Grammy's had to do with her and she only had one performance. Now it's more threads rehashing the same things. We get it. This girl is not going anywhere though, me thinks.

I hate her becuase she keeps ignoring my calls. I send voice mails, text messages, e-mails, hell I even took out ads in the paper.
"YO B! ,YOU'RE 15 MINUTES ARE UP!
YOU CAN GO NOW!!

Because she's an overhyped, vocally over-the-top, chickenhead who wishes she was Diana Ross.

I like her work ethic.

My main issue with Beyonce will always be that she's with Jay-Z.

ThreadBare said:

http://prince.org/msg/8/261215

ThreadBare said:

just out of curiosity....why is this a reason to dislike her?

One reason is that she has a hairy fanny, one that would make you have hairs in your mouth once you had licked it.

another reason is that she is sucking Jay Z's hairy balls.

another reason is that she thinks her thighs are bigger than Tina Turners.

another reason is that she hasn't been beaten up yet like Ike did Tina

Cinnie said:

Way to go! Keep those shit hop defenders outta here. LOL
This is a SHIT HOP FREE ZONE!!!!!

twink69 said:

That's very nice and all, but Kylie's music shits all over Beyonce's music.

Talent and a great voice mean nothing when it is placed over shit hop. Actually, I have even less respect for a talented person making shit hop than an untalented person making it. No talent people have no choice but to stick to a no talent genre. They are simply trying to survive. A talented person that makes shit hop should be taken out and be severely beaten.

vainandy said:

hilarious..

I want to see her look like she has passed the bootylicous era. too m any heels and short dresses starts looking different once seen too much and getting older need to see the maturity visually. yeah she wears gowns and stuff but performing wise her clothes and really high heels make you want to say be careful chile! like every move she makes. can't focus on her performance like I should. but she cool

Dance said:

If she doesn't have an ass than i'm just a hopeless case.

So what, she has to have a big ole' table on her back to have an ass?!

SoulAlive said:

I don't dislike her. I think Jay-Z has built a fairly consistent record for being a misogynist, in his work and offstage. It says something about a woman who would be linked to him. Just like, in my opinion, it says something about women who date OJ Simpson...

And, there might be some jealousy/covetousness thrown in for good measure. Without all her showbiz accoutrements, Bey is a cutie with a wonderful voice.

SexyBeautifulOne said:

co-sign. Plus: mediocre, over-exposed, phony...ok, that's all.

I just want to see her in 45 years still raising hell like Tina. Ain't gonna happen.

Even if half of the things said here about Beyonce were absolutely true, me letting any of it bother me to the point of hate would surely offer more insight into my psyche than hers.

To my twisted view she could own the world if she only had better material.

But, then again, she wouldn't be nearly as popular.

If she were born in the 40s, Motown would've likely found her, she would have had far less control and she would have had a far more interesting musical career.

To a lesser extent I feel very similarly about Christian Aguilera.

But this is the age of independence.

I can do it all! I always know what's best for me!

That's great if you're Prince. But if your Frank Sinatra, what a waste of an awesome voice.

** Screw It! **
[Edited 2/15/08 20:00pm]

KidaDynamite said:

Woo woo woo...There there

All you have to do is let someone give you some healthy daily backshots and you'll have biscuits in no time. Goodluck

Dance said:

The hell I will!

Some people be trippin' fa real!

KidaDynamite said:

Seriously, it works. It's a natural way to enhance your body.

Dance said:

Nah, chill!!!

I'll have to work with what I don't have!

KidaDynamite said:

You don't believe me?

Well just listen to these satisfied customers...



It really doesn't matter unless you find one of the few people in this world that has a really creepy fetish.

Dance said:

Those satisfied customers must be out on a lunchbreak

and me wanting a better looking booty has nothing to do with anyone else.....it's for me!

KidaDynamite said:

I won't even ask. :turns around slowly: :walks out: :reads bible: