My co-worker was listening to Pretty Ricky's lastest CD when we were closing Saturday night, and I never laughed so hard in my life. The one guy in the group was practically screaming telling the girl that he wanted to 'taste her lemon pie'...and the other guy was saying some 'I wanna do you after school like some homeword, but dont give me no STD's??? I was like WTF???..No class or seduction, just get those panties down so I can give it to ya girl...!


Some Pretty Ricky lyrics:






I got supplies for you baby, ice cream, baby oil, and strawberries, slick 'em hound is
known to drive that body crazy, I'm tryna give you something you could feel so close your eyes
and hold on tight, you know how I like 'em 5'5 brown eyes, thick in the thighs slim waist
pretty face, let me taste your lemon pie, a time machine of freaky things you got me feeling
like jodeci, I'm licking them thighs, lifting them thighs, who's is this you know it's mine,
temperature rising fantasizing dese n dise I got your body on top of mine, I wanna do you girl...
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We Can Do it Microsoft
'Cause I Have That Hard Drive
Turn Me On and Get Computer loving all Night
Girl I Bet You Online
Now You On My Laptop (Laptop!)
Call Ya Boy a Master
You On My Laptop
[Edited 2/12/08 22:53pm]
I wanna sex you, till you fall fast asleep, in the bedroom, now listen to the headboard
beat, lay your body down, listen how the mattress squeak, I wanna sex you, I ain't stopping
till I hear you scream ahhhahhhhhahhh
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[Edited 2/12/08 22:58pm]
[Edited 2/12/08 23:06pm]

That ain't nothing, look up 'Get You Wet' by them

I fully choked the first time I heard it.

DANGEROUSx said:

Oh...dear...read these lyrics...(and whoever is writing for Pretty Ricky wont be getting songwriter of the year anytime soon...)


So juicy like chocolate covered Cherries
Brazil wax on that monkey never hairy
Make her hit a high note like Mary... J. Blige


[Edited 2/12/08 22:58pm]

The lyric they high-jacked from Prince:


Yeah Girl Ima Leave It Up To You
I Wanna See What Your Gonna Do
Cause Tonight Its Only Me And You
Yeah Yeah Woah
Let Me Do U After School Like Some Homework
But Please Don't Give Me No STD's


Ahhhh, STOLEN!!!!
[b][Edited 2/12/08 23:01pm]

lonelygurl8305 said:

It would of been worse if they said Michael Jackson

DANGEROUSx said:

LOL...I was laughing @ the Mary J. Blige lyric too! WTF?

Most of their lyrics are wtf!

Listen to the Playhouse chorus "I'ma eat your body out like lunch, lunch"

And they were only....17?

Thank God they disbanded

bboy87 said:

No, Pleasure left the group. Pretty Ricky is still together


They'll be licking that lemon pie for years to cum...lol
[Edited 2/12/08 23:29pm]

DANGEROUSx said:

Its actually just funny. You can tell their still young. They have A LOT TO LEARN about writing sweet and seductive lyrics...they sound like they want to rape a girl instead of making love to her...

lonelygurl8305 said:

I think they were trying to rhyme hairy with Mary...but the lyric was just, scary...lol