mine would be.....
1.Cliff Richard - id glady riverdance all over his face
2.Rod Steward - giv him a few ham baps(punches) and come back with the pickle
3.Barry Manilow - id go hannibal lecter and bite his big snout off

1. Victoria Beckham - just take the money you made from 'singing' in the Spice Girls and get out of my life. I do not want to see your fake breast poutyness anymore.
2. Joss Stone - If she could explain a few things then maybe not, but I don't like her attitude and she needs to show a bit of respect to people that have been in the business since before her mama was born.
3. I can only think of 2.. and Joss could redeem herself!

I could watch Ocean Colour Scene, Kasabian and Motley Crue walking down the street and not notice a loose kerb stone and not feel bad for not telling them when they fell on their arses.

Hurt? Geez I know you're being light-hearted and joking, but can't you just threaten to throw piles of shit at them?

PFunkjazz said:

who says im jokin?.....nah im joking

I think any artist who's been to court for club thuggery should be served a thorough beatdown, but I don't actually want to hurt anyone.

I WOULD like to snatch Maxwell's glasses off and step on them or maybe trip Lenny Kravitz or clip the strings on Wyclef's guitar or shove a dick in Missy Idiot's clown ass mouth.

Hurt no.....but a few years ago, any and every time I'd hear a Whitney Houston song, I would get an instant migrane headache. That drove me nuts.

1: Bono
2: Mary J. Blige


Thats all.. just those two.

NewPowerToad said:

"Two"? Don't you mean "One"?



Couldn't resist.

1) U2
2) Nirvana
3) Akon

1. Christina Fuckulera
2. Akon
3. Paris Hilton

I know this topic was just for fun but isn't it taking it a little too far, we may not care for their music,movies or personialty ( that they display too the public) but at the end of the day we don't know nothing about them to actually hate them, and let alone want to hurt somebody. Do I find some celebrities beyond itrritating , yes, but I just ignore them.

shortstuff45220 said:

no but seiously i would kill all 3 of the 1s i hav stated above and if i need a messgae like the 1 uve just gave me ill go 2 church thanks

Lil' Wayne - Dude you ain't all that, with your scary look butt.
T-Pain - You ain't Roger
Akon - Shut your whining ass up
[Edited 1/21/08 17:48pm]

LadyFunkSoldier said:

Totally

Mariah Carey

I'd pound the jelly out of that harlot.

optimus said:

i love the thread title.makes me laff.


id really really like to slap jack johnson and alicia keyes around a few times like princes dad in purple rain.but thats about it!

Barry Manilow (I like to call Fagilow)
Britney Spears-tired of seeing her ass on TV all the damn time.
New York- can't stand her funky ass attitude or her mama's. Tired of seeing her too.

Hate is a strong word. So I'll use dislike.

50 Cent --> Didn't Kanye West ran him into retirement already?

Air Supply --> The original kings of wussies!

Nickelback --> Because of THIS band, R&R is dead like hip-hop.

Britney Spears
Kid Rock
R.Kelly


worthless,annoying artists that I truly can't stand!

1. DMX
2. Ja Rule
3. Nelly


Thankfully (for them) I haven't seen high nor hair from any other them in almost 4 years.

dang-- I miss nelly though, and missy.

but t pain and akon I really could do without. rhianna I like but she has no Identity visually like when she first started.

1. Avril Lavigne
2. Akon
3. Jewel

timbaland
usher
kanye west


all arogant fuckers

SoulAlive said:

yeah great choices,id go after them after i had finished with the 3 i stated above

optimus said:

SoulAlive said:

I have to agree with Britney and R. Kelly. One's a straight-up child molester and the other is just a child who needs to grow the fuck up and take care of her kids. Kid Rock I'd have to replace with Diddy, Puffy, P. Doodle, whatever the fuck he wants to call himself today. Bad enough this ugly mofo is unoriginal, but why does he have to keep making babies with everybody? What the hell is wrong with those girls? No amount of money can make me overlook that ugly face of his.

purplesweat said:

Now I know I wasn't the only person who was happy to hear that this bimbo wasn't getting all her inheritance. I just thought it was funny that people close to her were saying how she didn't need the inheritance because she made $7 million last year on her own. Uh, no the fuck she didn't. She used that 'heiress' title to make that $7 million so technically every dime she has made is because of her family name. Well, her rich daddy will give her some money, so

1. Akon (I really wish he would go back to prison)
2. T-Pain (Ruining the sound of the Voicebox)
3. Kanye West (If sampling was banned he would be out of a job)

Pete Doherty
Avril Lavigne
Akon.