Ok, so I know I started that "Worst New Artist of 2007" thread and I nominated Soulja Boy Tell 'Em! BUT, since actually bothering to read the tracklisting for his stunning album, souljaboytell'em.com, I have seen the light. Comedy record of the year!

Check out this tracklisting!

1. Intro
2. Crank That (Soulja Boy)
3. Sidekick
4. Snap And Roll
5. Bapes
6. Let Me Get Em
7. Donk (definitely a song for Dan...you KNOW soulja boy visits the org)
8. Yahhh!
9. Pass It To Arab
10. Soulja Girl
11. Booty Meat
12. Report Card ("Saw my report card and it had all Fs so I told my teacher to *Rich Boy Sample* THROW SOME Ds ON IT!")
13. She Thirsty
14. Don't Get Mad

Booty Meat?????

Yall Dis 1 Rite Hur Is For All Dem Gurlz Wit Dat Bootymeat
Bootymeat [X4]

[Chorus:]
Girl Shake Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat Shake Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat
Girl Shake Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat
Gurl Shake Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat Shake Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat Gurl Shake
Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat Dat Bootymeat

[Verse 1:]
Gurl Shake Dat Bootymeat All Up On Me Soulja Boy
Up In This Thang Cum An Hang Wit Me Im Ya H Boom Coon Champaign Wit Me
Take A Bubble Bath Cum An Switch Lanes Wit Me Im Da #1 Stunna Let Me See What
You Got Im The Baller Round Town Let Me See How You Pop
Im Ya Gurl Best Friend Let Me See How You Hop
Put That Thang In The Air Then Make It Drop

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
Gurl B Double O-T-Y-M-E A T You Know It Dats Dat Bootymeat
I Got A Car Full Of Girls And We Makin A Creep
Soulja Boy Up In This Thang Puttin Shawty To Sleep
Im Ready For Wateva If You Know Wat I Mean
Come Hur Lil Shawty You Dat Bootymeat Queen
Bootymeat In My Face Even When I B Talkin
All Da Gurls Love Me And Dey Straight Up B Stalkin

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Gurl Well I Guess Its My Time Im Bout To Steal Da Show Soulja Boy 2006 An You Already
Know Im Bout To Hit Da Spot And Im Ready To Go Hole Bunch Of Fine Gurlz
Dey Form Head To Toe Im Ya H Boom Coon Like I Said Before
Let Me See You Turn Around Just Like A Pro Shake It For Me Shawty Till You Cant No Mo
You A Mans Bestfriend Im Just Lettin You Know
[Edited 1/10/08 12:05pm]

Ain't dude like 16 years old?

He 17 but he still a bitch-ass.

I love it when they spoof his dorky ass!

Timmy84 said:

Who the fuck thought it was okay for a 17 year old to release a song like that? How fucked up.

Stymie said:

You know how the record companies are. Like I said, he probably doesn't have 50% understanding of what exactly he's saying.

Stymie said:

Donk

Wow!
Dis Yo Folk Soulja Boy Tellem!!
Im In Da Buildin,Everybody Get On Da Dance Floor,
Dis Girl Gotta Donk, She Finna Shake It All Night,
Wow!,Wow!,Wow!,Wow!

[Chorus:]
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk [Faster]
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow!

[Verse 1:]
She Got Donk,
Watch It Hit Da Floor,
I Like The Way She Move And Da Way She Snap And Roll,Yea Its Goin Down,
I Got 5 Thousands Ones,
Me,You,And You(You!),
We Bout To Have Fun!,Now Gone Make It Clap,
Dat Right Dere,
Sippin On Some Dat Match My Shirt, I Like Her, Her, Her, Her, And Her,
I Want Dem To Do Dat Over Her!!(Over Her!!!)

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
Its Two(Two), Im Back In Dis Thang,
I See Dat Apple Bottom Hangin Out Dat G-Strang,
Im On Fire!, Hot-Tamale!,Soulja Boy Tellem, Me And My Capadres!,Stacks On Deck(Deck), Girls On Deck(Deck),
Now Dat Im On, Arab Up Next(Next),Hung Up My Phone , Den Cash My Check(Check),Now It Time To Party, Girl Get Soakin Wet!, Wow!

[Chorus]

[Hook:]
Get Low To Da Floor(Lower)
Get Low To Da Floor(Lower)
Get Low To Da Floor(Lower)
Get Low To Da Floor(Lower)
Now Bend It, Get It,Get It,Get It
Bend It,Get It,Get It,Get It,
Bend It,Get It,Get It, Get It
Bend It, Get It,Get It,Get It
Now Do Da Grown Man(Do Da Grown Man) Repeat 4x
Now Throw Da Towel In(Give Up) Repeat 4x

[Chorus]

Wow!

I'm still a little confused and clueless on the dude which is making me feel old. But really? His actual stripper name, first/middle/last or whatever is "Soulja Boy Tell 'Em?"

Booty Meat? Sounds very CSI. But I bet it pairs nicely with Booty Juice (maybe NSFW)...


http://www.youtube.com/wa...u-44n9VNEg

Booty juice comes right from the source
What's the source? An ass, of course!
[Edited 1/10/08 12:18pm]

VoicesCarry said:

WHAT...

THE...

FUCK...

IS...

THIS...

FOOL...

TALKIN' ABOUT!?!

YouTube is down somewhat, I guess but I'll post the Army Boy spoof, lol.

RipHer2Shreds said:

The victim has excessive bruising on her bootymeat. I detect lateral blunt force trauma.

VoicesCarry said:

What tha fuck? Oh my god. I just felt myself get stupider reading that shit.

It's so offensive to the idea of music and album making....

I mean, he isn't the first and probably won't be the last person that had like one little dance and little song that someone felt the need to make a full album of meaningless, soundalike filler. But the fact that he had this hit during a time when album's just aren't selling....It really exposes a reason that young people probably do not want to buy albums. A Souljaboy Tell'Em is an easy way for some quick cash. The album is going to sell nearly gold, maybe platinum, sell a shit load of singles but at the end of the day, who cares what happens to those albums and who cares what happens to Souljaboy Tell'em. If there is a follow up...IF, does anyone really think it will sell well....that it will show growth...that it will be only the second in a career of many albums?

The greatest Soulja Boy spoof ever!

FUCK YO APES, BITCH!

VinnyM27 said:

That album barely is gold as it is and "Soulja Girl" wasn't even a big-enough hit as "Crank Dat" was. They're releasing "Yahh Bitch Yahh" as the next single and it'll probably do worser.

As for the second album, the boy would be lucky if that album stays on the chart! LOL

VoicesCarry said:

17-year-olds can get into strip clubs now?

sextonseven said:

Yeah as long as they got chaperones. But seriously that ain't right.

Listen to this, it's a real song I think his new single!

VinnyM27 said:

The fact that someone at his company said "yeah this is a good album" shows the mentality thats out there. This kid not only should not be allowed to record music, he shouldnt even be allowed to purchase music, go into a music store, or breed.

sextonseven said:

I used to go when I was 17. I showed them a college ID that I got as summer school

I guess since they didn't serve alcohol it wasn't such a big deal.

But back to the topic, Booty Meat?
[Edited 1/10/08 13:59pm]

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I'm crying, man! This boy is an IDIOT!!!!!

Here look at this:



Soulja Boy comes at the end of this and yells "YAH BITCH YAH!" and someone shoots him.

NDRU said:

I ain't even gonna lie, chicks be shakin' it to "BOOTY MEAT"

LittleBLUECorvette said:

They like Justin Timberlake, too, so I can't say I'm surprised anymore.

NDRU said:

Why would anyone be surprised. Girls like ANYTHING these days. Chris Rock told us about that. The rapper can be saying some shit like "smack her with a dick" and she still be dancing to it!
[Edited 1/10/08 14:13pm]

LittleBLUECorvette said:

Oh, "yaw." It's about sailing.

NDRU said:

That's "sailing" alright, and add a "bitch" at the end of it. He sounds drunk. After the first chorus, I had to turn that shit off.

NDRU said:

Did you write a song about your experience?

sextonseven said:

nah, bitch, nah

NDRU said:

I bet you had a mean stripper anthem in you at 17. You should have let it out. Ghost write one for somebody.

sextonseven said:

mine would have been more emo

"No one will ever love me
not this girl on the pole above me
not Jenny in AP Chem
no, sadly, not one of them"

NDRU said:

NDRU said:

That's deep. Best Hanson song never recorded.