Madonna's over! Try Kylie for something better

MikeMatronik said:

i love you mike but we both know that once the new
madonna album leaks online you will be the first to post
a thread called "madonna's "***" is single of the year!"

IstenSzek said:

Yes, I think I'm the biggest madonna fan here. But I use this "hater" posture to improve my cred here!

I'd do her.

Madonna's over! Try Kylie for something better

I'm not into Madonna like some but I don't know what's up with the project myself. Hers and Mariah's has been slow in coming, lol.

MikeMatronik said:

who's Kylie?

is there a clip/clips online yet of a new song?

The album is tentatively titled 'Give It To Me' and is due the first the week of April.The album has already been mastered and the artwork has been photographed.The tracklist hasn't been revealed,but here's a list of confirmed song titles:

"Candy Shop"
"The Beat Goes On" featuring Kanye West
"La,La"
"Give It To Me"
"4 Minutes To Save The World" (first single)
"Dance Tonight"
"Even The Devil Wouldn't Recognize You"
"Miles Ahead"
"Across The Sky"

There are a few other songs,titles unknown,but the main hooks seem to be "Feel It In My Heartbeat" and "She's Not Me".


The first single "4 Minutes To Save The World" will be sent to radio in late January.A big-budget video is being shot later this month.Timbaland and Justin Timberlake will appear in it.


any other questions?

SoulAlive said:

nope, that about covers it all

The album is tentatively titled 'Give It To Me' and is due the first the week of April.The album has already been mastered and the artwork has been photographed.The tracklist hasn't been revealed,but here's a list of confirmed song titles:

"Candy Shop"
"The Beat Goes On" featuring Kanye West
"La,La"
"Give It To Me"
"4 Minutes To Save The World" (first single)
"Dance Tonight"
"Even The Devil Wouldn't Recognize You"
"Miles Ahead"
"Across The Sky"

There are a few other songs,titles unknown,but the main hooks seem to be "Feel It In My Heartbeat" and "She's Not Me".


The first single "4 Minutes To Save The World" will be sent to radio in late January.A big-budget video is being shot later this month.Timbaland and Justin Timberlake will appear in it.


any other questions?

SoulAlive said:

i know she loves recycling titles and lyrics of other famous pop songs - she's sooooo post ironic ha, ha (read: lazy at coming up with new shit sometimes) - but this is outrageous

"Candy Shop" - 50 Cent song
"The Beat Goes On" - Sonny and Cher track
"La,La" -- Asshole Simpson
"Give It To Me" - Timbaland, Justin, Nelly F track (and that's the F*ing title?! of the LP)
"4 Minutes To Save The World" - lame title
"Dance Tonight" - Lucy Pearl Song
"Even The Devil Wouldn't Recognize You" - Kylie song (or very similar, cant remember the exact title of that one, but close enough)
"Miles Ahead"
"Across The Sky" -- Replace sky with universe and it's a Beatles Song

badujunkie said:

You're probably thinking of "Better the Devil You Know" by Kylie. I think that's some sort of expression in the UK (or AUS?). I know what you mean overall though. Not looking that forward to this album. If it's decent, it will be better than I expected.

Illustrator said:

you'd do anybody.

VinnyM27 said:

The Devil Wouldn't Reconginze You is from the Hello Suckers Musical she was working on with Patrick Leonnard and Joe Henry.

ehuffnsd said:

oh. great. she's still milking that 2004 sh*t. lotsa effort and enthusiasm on Maddy's part with this album!

Madonna's to do list to get radio airplay and maintain at least platinum sales at age 50:

1. Hire the most overplayed, overrated, past-his-peak-of-Aaaliyah-Missy-and-Brandy-days producer in hip hop.

2. Suck some blood out of the most overplayed, overrated, Michael-Jackson-wannabe-already-fucked-over-Janet punk ass bitch pop star to gain some press and interest. (I'm surprised she didn't plant any rumours that she was blowing him in the press, but hey she does have standards for sexual partners at least).

3. Go through her old tapes of unfinished outtakes and b sides, give them some ultra-hip sounding titles that sound like the names of songs that would be played on radio today. (Surprise! They actually are titles already been played!)

4. Figure out how to cannibalize her own image even further back than the 1979/80 disco look - hey! the androgynous suit jacket with a bustier and fishnets look could never get old!

5. Plastic surgery - little nip, little tuck. But maybe on the hands this time? Specially if they are going to close up on her guitar 'solos' on the video screens for her next tour (or for the RRHOF induction?)

6. Re-hire that tired old queen - I mean hip innovator - Jamie King to reinvent the pelvic thrust, the pivot turn, and the up-down-up Richard Simmons cardio-kickbox move for the 840404948559th time. He's a great choreographer, y'all.

7. Spend 15 grand/month on Kaballah water so as to youth-a-nize (hopefully not euthanize) herself so she can look not to embarassing on TRL between Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

8. Maybe smoke some chronic for the hip hop vibe of her new sound, style and image - but only the Kaballah weed that costs 400 an eigth and doesn't give you the munchies.

9. Fall off something like a horse again 3 months before the album's release...oh wait, is my CNN news ticker working? Havent seen that one yet.

10. Contort her ageless (or, i guess, eternal) 80 pound frame in sadistic poses for the next W magazine that can double as the video intro to her next show - why not? if it ain't broke, unless it's her hip, why fix it?





....did I mention I am actually a hard core FAN? imagine what most of the public must be thinking by now...



[Edited 1/12/08 17:53pm]

ehuffnsd said:

oh. great. she's still milking that 2004 sh*t. lotsa effort and enthusiasm on Maddy's part with this album!

Madonna's to do list to get radio airplay and maintain at least platinum sales at age 50:

1. Hire the most overplayed, overrated, past-his-peak-of-Aaaliyah-Missy-and-Brandy-days producer in hip hop.

2. Suck some blood out of the most overplayed, overrated, Michael-Jackson-wannabe-already-fucked-over-Janet punk ass bitch pop star to gain some press and interest. (I'm surprised she didn't plant any rumours that she was blowing him in the press, but hey she does have standards for sexual partners at least).

3. Go through her old tapes of unfinished outtakes and b sides, give them some ultra-hip sounding titles that sound like the names of songs that would be played on radio today. (Surprise! They actually are titles already been played!)

4. Figure out how to cannibalize her own image even further back than the 1979/80 disco look - hey! the androgynous suit jacket with a bustier and fishnets look could never get old!

5. Plastic surgery - little nip, little tuck. But maybe on the hands this time? Specially if they are going to close up on her guitar 'solos' on the video screens for her next tour (or for the RRHOF induction?)

6. Re-hire that tired old queen - I mean hip innovator - Jamie King to reinvent the pelvic thrust, the pivot turn, and the up-down-up Richard Simmons cardio-kickbox move for the 840404948559th time. He's a great choreographer, y'all.

7. Spend 15 grand/month on Kaballah water so as to youth-a-nize (hopefully not euthanize) herself so she can look not to embarassing on TRL between Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

8. Maybe smoke some chronic for the hip hop vibe of her new sound, style and image - but only the Kaballah weed that costs 400 an eigth and doesn't give you the munchies.

9. Fall off something like a horse again 3 months before the album's release...oh wait, is my CNN news ticker working? Havent seen that one yet.

10. Contort her ageless (or, i guess, eternal) 80 pound frame in sadistic poses for the next W magazine that can double as the video intro to her next show - why not? if it ain't broke, unless it's her hip, why fix it?





....did I mention I am actually a hard core FAN? imagine what most of the public must be thinking by now...



[Edited 1/12/08 17:53pm]

VinnyM27 said:

The Devil Wouldn't Reconginze You is from the Hello Suckers Musical she was working on with Patrick Leonnard and Joe Henry.

ehuffnsd said:

oh. great. she's still milking that 2004 sh*t. lotsa effort and enthusiasm on Maddy's part with this album!

Madonna's to do list to get radio airplay and maintain at least platinum sales at age 50:

1. Hire the most overplayed, overrated, past-his-peak-of-Aaaliyah-Missy-and-Brandy-days producer in hip hop.

2. Suck some blood out of the most overplayed, overrated, Michael-Jackson-wannabe-already-fucked-over-Janet punk ass bitch pop star to gain some press and interest. (I'm surprised she didn't plant any rumours that she was blowing him in the press, but hey she does have standards for sexual partners at least).

3. Go through her old tapes of unfinished outtakes and b sides, give them some ultra-hip sounding titles that sound like the names of songs that would be played on radio today. (Surprise! They actually are titles already been played!)

4. Figure out how to cannibalize her own image even further back than the 1979/80 disco look - hey! the androgynous suit jacket with a bustier and fishnets look could never get old!

5. Plastic surgery - little nip, little tuck. But maybe on the hands this time? Specially if they are going to close up on her guitar 'solos' on the video screens for her next tour (or for the RRHOF induction?)

6. Re-hire that tired old queen - I mean hip innovator - Jamie King to reinvent the pelvic thrust, the pivot turn, and the up-down-up Richard Simmons cardio-kickbox move for the 840404948559th time. He's a great choreographer, y'all.

7. Spend 15 grand/month on Kaballah water so as to youth-a-nize (hopefully not euthanize) herself so she can look not to embarassing on TRL between Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

8. Maybe smoke some chronic for the hip hop vibe of her new sound, style and image - but only the Kaballah weed that costs 400 an eigth and doesn't give you the munchies.

9. Fall off something like a horse again 3 months before the album's release...oh wait, is my CNN news ticker working? Havent seen that one yet.

10. Contort her ageless (or, i guess, eternal) 80 pound frame in sadistic poses for the next W magazine that can double as the video intro to her next show - why not? if it ain't broke, unless it's her hip, why fix it?





....did I mention I am actually a hard core FAN? imagine what most of the public must be thinking by now...

SoulAlive said:

i know she loves recycling titles and lyrics of other famous pop songs - she's sooooo post ironic ha, ha (read: lazy at coming up with new shit sometimes) - but this is outrageous

"Candy Shop" - 50 Cent song
"The Beat Goes On" - Sonny and Cher track
"La,La" -- Asshole Simpson
"Give It To Me" - Timbaland, Justin, Nelly F track (and that's the F*ing title?! of the LP)
"4 Minutes To Save The World" - lame title
"Dance Tonight" - Lucy Pearl Song
"Even The Devil Wouldn't Recognize You" - Kylie song (or very similar, cant remember the exact title of that one, but close enough)
"Miles Ahead"
"Across The Sky" -- Replace sky with universe and it's a Beatles Song

badujunkie said:

4 minutes to save the world might be inspired by radiohead's "4 minute warning"

and "miles ahead" is obviously stolen from Miles Davis's "miles ahead"

ehuffnsd said:

oh. great. she's still milking that 2004 sh*t. lotsa effort and enthusiasm on Maddy's part with this album!

Madonna's to do list to get radio airplay and maintain at least platinum sales at age 50:

1. Hire the most overplayed, overrated, past-his-peak-of-Aaaliyah-Missy-and-Brandy-days producer in hip hop.

2. Suck some blood out of the most overplayed, overrated, Michael-Jackson-wannabe-already-fucked-over-Janet punk ass bitch pop star to gain some press and interest. (I'm surprised she didn't plant any rumours that she was blowing him in the press, but hey she does have standards for sexual partners at least).

3. Go through her old tapes of unfinished outtakes and b sides, give them some ultra-hip sounding titles that sound like the names of songs that would be played on radio today. (Surprise! They actually are titles already been played!)

4. Figure out how to cannibalize her own image even further back than the 1979/80 disco look - hey! the androgynous suit jacket with a bustier and fishnets look could never get old!

5. Plastic surgery - little nip, little tuck. But maybe on the hands this time? Specially if they are going to close up on her guitar 'solos' on the video screens for her next tour (or for the RRHOF induction?)

6. Re-hire that tired old queen - I mean hip innovator - Jamie King to reinvent the pelvic thrust, the pivot turn, and the up-down-up Richard Simmons cardio-kickbox move for the 840404948559th time. He's a great choreographer, y'all.

7. Spend 15 grand/month on Kaballah water so as to youth-a-nize (hopefully not euthanize) herself so she can look not to embarassing on TRL between Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

8. Maybe smoke some chronic for the hip hop vibe of her new sound, style and image - but only the Kaballah weed that costs 400 an eigth and doesn't give you the munchies.

9. Fall off something like a horse again 3 months before the album's release...oh wait, is my CNN news ticker working? Havent seen that one yet.

10. Contort her ageless (or, i guess, eternal) 80 pound frame in sadistic poses for the next W magazine that can double as the video intro to her next show - why not? if it ain't broke, unless it's her hip, why fix it?





....did I mention I am actually a hard core FAN? imagine what most of the public must be thinking by now...



[Edited 1/12/08 17:53pm]