Beat it sounds like a ringtone
who actually listened to it and thought it was good
no offense to fergie she wasnt the main problem it was just everything

Timmy84 said:

I only like Will's mixes.....

Akon's and Fergie's are the equal of the sound of a dying giraffe giving birth

I like Wills remixes
will Michael be in the videos? I hope he isnt, cause the critics will bash him for making his comeback as a thriller remix video.
I picture the video like kanyes good life for the girl is mine
[Edited 12/19/07 17:32pm]

OfftheWall said:

I don't think there's gonna be a video

There are now words.

At least they'll have a good tag line:

"If you thought the video was scary, wait until you hear the remixes."
[Edited 12/19/07 17:42pm]

AlexdeParis said:

Can u believe it?

bboy87 said:

ok good

AlexdeParis said:

Exactly!!!

bboy87 said:

Akon's and Fergie's sound just fucking wack.

OfftheWall said:

MJNO hates everybody that isn't an idiotic, creepy syncophant.

R.I.P. Thriller

"The greatest-selling album of all time succumb to a piece of shit by five assailants today. The assailants: Akon, 35, Will.I.Am, 33, Fergie, 26, Kanye West, 30 and Michael Jackson, 49, were last seen putting "Thriller" into a ditch and buried it while the original album, which filled up nine songs, kept playing until newer sounds of what was supposed to be a renewed "Thriller" kilt it altogether. The assailants were last seen with the "Off the Wall" album which they stole from Quincy Jones' basement. Jones, who reported the cops on the assailants, said losing "Thriller" to this heinous crime was unforgivable. "They did something with 'Thriller' that not even young kids would even like, they just totally killed its spirit, man, and now "Off the Wall" is gone too and they're taking it to an unknown location." Jones, 74, had no comment on Jackson, who helped to release the album when it originally came out in 1982. Jackson was seen walking out of Jones' home with post-its on his hat. There's a $104 million reward over the capture of the five assailants. And there could be a sixth culprit: Epic Records, which was said to help orchestrate the hit. Executives from the flagrant company refused comment."

Timmy84 said:

post that on mjno

Timmy84 said:

well damn!

Well, I listened to three of the remixes. TGIM is alright. I never cared too much for the original, so I really don't care what Will I Am does with it. Not bad. PYT gets some points for using the cool demo vocals. Billie Jean is actually interesting to me because it highlights the string work on the instrumental, which I've always loved. I heard enough of that Ako(r)n remix in the preview to not want to ever hear a full version. And I think I'll just stay away from Beat It.

Overall, the three remixes I did hear have the potential to be club hits. I don't mind listening to them. But I wouldn't, you know, buy them.

OfftheWall said:

You can copy this and post it on MJNO. I'm not a member there (and if I sign up, it may take me six days, lol). But if someone can post that just so to see what their responses are, that'll be wonderful. Just keep my name INCOGNITO.

Timmy84 said:

Where is it? I cannot find it?

lmfao timmy, did you write that? It's hilarious, though I can tolerate the mixes somewhat. I still think it's a good move though. The songs sound like shit to us, so the younger ones will like it and put it on their ipods, and may end up checking out the originals and discovering that they are so much better.

alphastreet said:

And that's the unfortunate truth. And yes I wrote that.

I think this just goes to show how untalented the current crop of hitmakers in music really are.

The only remix that is decent is The Girl Is Mine and that's only because it retains elements from the demo of The Girl Is Mine (which kicks major arse and should have been on the album instead of these shitty remixes).

alphastreet said:

i hope you dont mind
but i pasted that to someone cause it sums up exactly what it is

OfftheWall said:

well thanks for admitting but I kind of do like the mixes, though they're definitely not mindblowing like the originals. Beat It and Billie Jean are my favourite from the remixes. The akon one is the worst one.
[Edited 12/19/07 21:34pm]

WildStyle said:

timmy, I hope you don't mind, but I'm saving your "article" to show people that I know love mj and will still find it hilarious

and btw you're wasting your time here, you need to be a writer for some magazine or something
[Edited 12/19/07 22:00pm]

alphastreet said:

I would try it if I wasn't living so far away from New York or L.A., lol.

alphastreet said:

You don't have any compliments for me?

sits in the corner listening pouting

i can stand to listen to the william remixes. but i dont like them.

the other ones are so bad i dont have words for them

Edit: ok the only tolerable ones are the william and kanye west ones.
[Edited 12/19/07 22:36pm]

bboy87 said:

Alpha left you hanging, that's not cool.

listen TIMMAY! Try out for your local paper, or get your butt to NY, LA, or even Canada!!! You have a sense of humor in your writing

jay, did I miss something? You're awesome regardless though, and are mod-worthy at a certain board
[Edited 12/19/07 23:20pm]

It looks like the remixes have been taken off that site. Is there anywhere else where I can hear them?