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Imagine if Millie Jackson had done a Christmas album back in the day How crazy would that be?  It might have looked something like this:
Millie Jackson 'Santa's Helper' Santa's Helper When Are You Gonna Tell Mrs.Claus About Me?! What A Big Candy Cane Santa Baby (X-rated version) Sitting in Santa's Lap Christmas With The In-Laws (Shocking Revelations) Secret Santa Sex Toys Fuck Christmas! (The Anti-Holiday Song)  | |
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Drugs are bad, David. | |
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speaking of Millie,I've been listening to this album alot lately:
anyone familiar with this 1980 album? She raps on the first song,and it's just CRAZY!! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Drugs are bad, David.
you don't even know who Millie Jackson is.You just clicked on this thread because you saw the "M" and the "Jackson" | |
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SoulAlive said: Cloudbuster said: Drugs are bad, David.
you don't even know who Millie Jackson is.You just clicked on this thread because you saw the "M" and the "Jackson" Back To The Shit.  | |
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Do you like Blowfly? | |
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The album cover would be a picture of her dressed up like Mrs. Claus and the entire album would be songs about her cheating on Santa Claus with another man. She would give her reasons in her raps (the parts where she breaks down and talks).
She would talk about how Santa Claus has gotten too old to please her sexually. She would talk about how he's gotten so old that he can't cut the mustard anymore but he sure as hell can lick the jar. She would talk about how his pussy eating skills have gotten so good since he lost his teeth because they were previously biting on her pussy lips and that hurt. However, even as good as his pussy eating skills had gotten, it still didn't satisfy her need for some good dick and she sure didn't want his old wrinkled dick anymore. All his pubic hairs had turned gray and the hairs hanging from his balls resembled the tinsel icicles hanging from the Christmas tree. She tried cheating around the North Pole for a little while but none of those damn elves had a dick worth a damn. People wonder why Santa only delivers presents on Christmas Eve but the truth is, that's the only time he has use of the sleigh. The rest of the year, Mrs. Claus is using it to go around the world and get her some good dick. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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SoulAlive said: How crazy would that be? It might have looked something like this:
Millie Jackson 'Santa's Helper' Santa's Helper When Are You Gonna Tell Mrs.Claus About Me?! What A Big Candy Cane Santa Baby (X-rated version) Sitting in Santa's Lap Christmas With The In-Laws (Shocking Revelations) Secret Santa Sex Toys Fuck Christmas! (The Anti-Holiday Song) "Michael Doesn't Want The Toys, He Wants The Elves That Make Them" Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Cloudbuster said: SoulAlive said: you don't even know who Millie Jackson is.You just clicked on this thread because you saw the "M" and the "Jackson" Back To The Shit. | |
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All I want for Christmas is a big black dick
A big black dick A big black dick If I could have me a big black dick Then I could have a Merry Christmas Andy is a four letter word. | |
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| that sounds like her | |
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I want this...
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Cinnie said: vainandyIt takes Millie to get me to talkin' shit. She gets me cranked up. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Now, I want to get my hand on this shit. Alot the org old heads know that Millie is my girl. | |
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SoulAlive said: How crazy would that be?
It might have looked something like this:
Millie Jackson 'Santa's Helper' Santa's Helper When Are You Gonna Tell Mrs.Claus About Me?! What A Big Candy Cane Santa Baby (X-rated version) Sitting in Santa's Lap Christmas With The In-Laws (Shocking Revelations) Secret Santa Sex Toys Fuck Christmas! (The Anti-Holiday Song) Okay,I have officially heard it ALL today | |
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Millie Jackson 'Santa's Helper' And great helper she'll be Orgers. Let's count the ways:            . Sounds like a true Millie Album. Only for the Grown & Sexy. | |
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vainandy said: The album cover would be a picture of her dressed up like Mrs. Claus and the entire album would be songs about her cheating on Santa Claus with another man. She would give her reasons in her raps (the parts where she breaks down and talks).
I can just hear her; "And you know, I got tired of sitting waiting for that man to crawl down my chimney. All year long. I can't wait that long. And you know the mailman comes every day. So common, mailman. And lick my stamps." |
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That's kewl. I can see Denise LaSalle on a couple of cuts with a special appearance by Dolemite as Santa.
Imagine if "Here My Dear" would've been recorded by Rick James instead of Marvin. It would've been called: "Here B****!" "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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vainandy said: The album cover would be a picture of her dressed up like Mrs. Claus and the entire album would be songs about her cheating on Santa Claus with another man. She would give her reasons in her raps (the parts where she breaks down and talks).
She would talk about how Santa Claus has gotten too old to please her sexually. She would talk about how he's gotten so old that he can't cut the mustard anymore but he sure as hell can lick the jar. She would talk about how his pussy eating skills have gotten so good since he lost his teeth because they were previously biting on her pussy lips and that hurt. However, even as good as his pussy eating skills had gotten, it still didn't satisfy her need for some good dick and she sure didn't want his old wrinkled dick anymore. All his pubic hairs had turned gray and the hairs hanging from his balls resembled the tinsel icicles hanging from the Christmas tree. She tried cheating around the North Pole for a little while but none of those damn elves had a dick worth a damn. People wonder why Santa only delivers presents on Christmas Eve but the truth is, that's the only time he has use of the sleigh. The rest of the year, Mrs. Claus is using it to go around the world and get her some good dick.  | |
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vainandy said: The album cover would be a picture of her dressed up like Mrs. Claus and the entire album would be songs about her cheating on Santa Claus with another man. She would give her reasons in her raps (the parts where she breaks down and talks).
She would talk about how Santa Claus has gotten too old to please her sexually. She would talk about how he's gotten so old that he can't cut the mustard anymore but he sure as hell can lick the jar. She would talk about how his pussy eating skills have gotten so good since he lost his teeth because they were previously biting on her pussy lips and that hurt. However, even as good as his pussy eating skills had gotten, it still didn't satisfy her need for some good dick and she sure didn't want his old wrinkled dick anymore. All his pubic hairs had turned gray and the hairs hanging from his balls resembled the tinsel icicles hanging from the Christmas tree. She tried cheating around the North Pole for a little while but none of those damn elves had a dick worth a damn. People wonder why Santa only delivers presents on Christmas Eve but the truth is, that's the only time he has use of the sleigh. The rest of the year, Mrs. Claus is using it to go around the world and get her some good dick. yeah,I know the album cover itself would be OUTRAGEOUS! | |
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vainandy said: All I want for Christmas is a big black dick
A big black dick A big black dick If I could have me a big black dick Then I could have a Merry Christmas You are so bad! | |
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The second lp cover would be so x-rated because it would show her putting another log in fire to keep the home fires burning
yall are funny up there [Edited 12/10/07 8:35am] nipsy | |
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chewwsey said: The second lp cover would be so x-rated because it would show her putting another log in the fire to keep the home fires burning
yall are funny up there | |
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SoulAlive said: chewwsey said: The second lp cover would be so x-rated because it would show her putting another log in the fire to keep the home fires burning
yall are funny up there lol soul alive nipsy | |
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SoulAlive said: How crazy would that be?
It might have looked something like this:
Millie Jackson 'Santa's Helper' Santa's Helper When Are You Gonna Tell Mrs.Claus About Me?! What A Big Candy Cane Santa Baby (X-rated version) Sitting in Santa's Lap Christmas With The In-Laws (Shocking Revelations) Secret Santa Sex Toys Fuck Christmas! (The Anti-Holiday Song) Oh I can imagine what Fuck Christmas sound like already! Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
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SoulAlive said: How crazy would that be?
It might have looked something like this:
Millie Jackson 'Santa's Helper' Santa's Helper When Are You Gonna Tell Mrs.Claus About Me?! What A Big Candy Cane Santa Baby (X-rated version) Sitting in Santa's Lap Christmas With The In-Laws (Shocking Revelations) Secret Santa Sex Toys Fuck Christmas! (The Anti-Holiday Song) BONUS TRACK: "DECK HIS BALLS" | |
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woogiebear said: SoulAlive said: How crazy would that be?
It might have looked something like this:
Millie Jackson 'Santa's Helper' Santa's Helper When Are You Gonna Tell Mrs.Claus About Me?! What A Big Candy Cane Santa Baby (X-rated version) Sitting in Santa's Lap Christmas With The In-Laws (Shocking Revelations) Secret Santa Sex Toys Fuck Christmas! (The Anti-Holiday Song) BONUS TRACK: "DECK HIS BALLS" | |
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another potential song: "Stocking Stuffer"
she could have alot of fun with that title,lol | |
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