On Melrose Avenue
15 November



Mike you never fail to entertain me.








Is someone robbing him in this picture?



Thanks for the laugh, Mike!
[Edited 11/17/07 9:21am]

Like I always say, Michael Jackson is the ultimate performer...

How Shitty Are Those Shoes? Looks like someones been shopping at Hush Puppys...

Everyone knows how MJ rolls so why is he even trying to look incognito with his crazy black ass?

andykeen said:

Or they could be old-ass penny loafers, lol.

Mike went shopping in the hood? WTF?? The rumors about his financial situation may just be true after all!

BTW, what's the point of the mask when you've got an entourage?
[Edited 11/17/07 9:27am]

This "event" was so staged...


...but I still love it.

**Exclusive**
Michael Jackson
is chased by fans while shopping on Melrose
Los Angeles, California - 15.11.07

* THRILLER AS JACKSON BRINGS LOS ANGELES SHOPPING DISTRICT TO A STANDSTILL
MICHAEL JACKSON brought trendy Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles to a standstill on Thursday (15Nov07) for a little clothes shopping.
The hooded pop superstar and a female friend spent 30 minutes shopping in stores Unica and Moist Wear before dashing back to a dark blue Jeep to make a hasty getaway from a small gang of fans.
In an effort to shop in peace, Jackson, wearing a black hood, blue baseball cap, black blazer a pyjama-type trousers asked the bosses of clothing store Moist to close the shop - and lock out fans and curious passers-by who had gathered to catch a glimpse of the pop star.
One fan managed to speak with Jackson and get his autograph before the pop superstar went into lockdown.
He says, "He seemed very nervous and begged me not to tell anyone he was there. He said, `Don't tell anyone...' over and over.
"But he was very gracious and signed an autograph for me. I asked him what he was doing on Melrose and he said, `Just trying to be like you.'
"I shook his hand and I could tell that he was shaking a little. He tried to cover up his face but I could see the bandages on his nose. He looked nothing like the guy on the latest cover of Ebony magazine, where he looked good.
"His hands were pale and scaly too."
The unnamed fan also reveals it was only when he heard Jackson speak that he knew who he was.
He adds, "I had an inkling as I walked by him; he was just propped up by a wall outside one of the stores - he just looked like a homeless guy. But then it clicked!
"Despite his appearance, there's still something magical about the guy. He was very gracious."
As Jackson and his pal left Moist with three new shirts, he was swarmed by 10 photographers who followed the pair through an alleyway to their getaway car.
And, just when Jackson felt his low-key shopping trip couldn't get any worse, his associate realised she'd picked up a parking ticket on her windshield.
Ironically, among the unsuspecting shoppers who passed Jackson on Melrose was Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. (KL/WN

I especially love the bags he's carrying..

dag said:

Yeah, ok! Definitely a stunt!

SexyBeautifulOne said:

Furthermore, what's the point of a mask when everyone knows he's been wearing masks and veils FOR YEARS!?!

Timmy84 said:

It says womenswear on the bag, so maybe he bought something for the alleged lady who was shopping with him. Maybe he is married.

SexyBeautifulOne said:

Melrose is hardly the hood.

this is too funny with that guy's shirt, sorry but, mj's face has already gone to hell

Are those pj bottoms???

I caught a piece of that on the news yesterday and enjoyed it.
Michael knows how to work that whole thing, and get you ready for the music.

anon said:

By going shopping. Sure.

i DON'T believe this is MIchael... show me a close up on his hands... i can tell you if its him....

Staged 4 sure. Melrose has celeb's shopping every day and 4 the most part they are ignored.

Graycap23 said:

what I'm trying to understand is how someone had their 1984 MJ doll ready to be signed? (See left)

I find that putting hoods on ur face tends to draw more attention than...not putting a hood on ur face.

Cinnie said:

Right.....good catch.

Everyone at the KOP are laughing at how much this was staged

"How did that one guy just happened to have a Thriller book with him? "

look at di bumbaclot pajama pants

There are no words for this at all. Unbelievable.
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[Edited 11/17/07 11:10am]

What an idiot.

purplecam said:

He isn't the only one who does this kind of thing

TotalAlisa said:

It is. He signed autographs later, from the car, and you could see his face. Of course it's staged, but so what, it's amusing and fun...and he knows that.