http://www.youtube.com/wa...vDvgFTl8v8

"Wamehead, wameho... wash your hands, watch your ho? What the fuck is he saying!?!"

Here's one of my favorite Soulja Boy disses:


http://www.youtube.com/wa...qfo3dCJdbs

"Fuck that ***** Soulja Boy
Sweeter than some Almond Joy
You should've put me on when I asked yo ass boy
So (FUCK YOU) fuck a Soulja Boy
(FUCK YOU) fuck a Soulja Boy
(FUCK YOU) fuck a Soulja Boy
(FUCK YOU) fuck a Soulja Boy..."

Now this one is really funny:


http://www.youtube.com/wa...8WE4BWDD_4

"If I catch you at a local party
You're gonna catch a couple slugs
We know you got some Bathing Apes
BITCH SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UP!"

Now THIS is real hilarious, instead of SOULJA BOY, it's ARMY BOY!


http://www.youtube.com/wa...RZThOHlz4g

Here's a better video and sound:


http://www.youtube.com/wa...KxQpQnPzB0


[Edited 10/24/07 19:29pm]

Supersoak dat ho.
Watch me yull!!

Superman

LittleBLUECorvette said:

Wasn't that Army Boy spoof hilarious?

"Army Boy up in dis hoe
Don't ask me that 'cause I don't know..."

"Ho's the only word I know..."

"Catch me at a local party
Yes I crank it every day
Outside of the club cryin'
'Cause they stole my Bathing Apes... "

"FUCK YO APES! "


[Edited 10/24/07 23:14pm]

Timmy84 said:

Spiderman dat hoe.


God I hate that dumbass song

paisleypark4 said:

Ditto!

paisleypark4 said:

Yeah I mean what the hell the song mean? It sure ain't no good song to dance to nor do I feel the need to do the hip-hop version of the Macarena. Get the fuck out of here!

That's why I'm glad rappers and comics alike are "jocking on his bitch ass".

"Army Boy" is actually the greatest shit in the world now.

"I'm gonna crank that Bill Clinton and waterhose that hoe!"

This is just unforgivable:

Crank Dat Michael Jackson:
http://www.youtube.com/wa...q86GJbeEcs
http://www.youtube.com/wa...SDBNUCPJL4


HELL TO THE NAW

Help please, I think I like Soulja Boys alter ego "Soulja Girl"

i hateeeee the song but I like to see the kids dance to it.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

damn, is that what he is saying? i swear i never understand a word of that song. it sounds like mumbo jumbo to me.
[Edited 10/26/07 11:29am]

dancerella said:

you should hear him actually talk that would make kids stay in school

dancerella said:

Here are some of the actual "lyrics":
Soulja Boy up in dis hoe
Watch me crank, watch me (???)
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
And Superman that hoe
Now watch me youuuuu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youuuuu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youuuuu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youuuuu (crank dat Soulja Boy)"

And that's the fucking chorus!

He also says:
"Crank that Robocop"
"Haters get mad 'cause I got me some Bathing Apes (like anyone really cares about that)"
"Superman that bitch"
"Supersoak that hoe (he repeats it 100 times in the final "verse")
"Ahhhhh" (I think he thought that was an actual lyric)...

You get the picture. It joins "Ay Bay Bay", "Chicken Noodle Soup", "Snap Yo Fingers", "Laffy Taffy" and "Lean It (Rock With It)" as some of the DUMBEST songs of all time.

So we forgot about the evil that is a bay bay already. I guess the dreck keeps on coming. The sad part is that Rolling Stone among others encourage this crap.

Amos & Andy be back.

2freaky4church1 said:

Be back, they've been back. (Lil' Jon and 'em)...

Fuck Rolling Stone for promoting it too.

Timmy84 said:

wow! i am truly stunned! those lyrics are down right sad. i thought he was saying "superman that oh"! not that it makes any sense but neither does the real lyrics....

dancerella said:

That would make you understand why I posted the Soulja Disses. I'm so tired of shit hop. I'm ashamed to say I was born in the hip-hop generation, thankfully I was born when Run DMC and Whodini were the top dogs.

bboy87 said:

wow i would be scared to hear him speak. they shoukd use him in commercials as to why kids should stay in school because i'm sure his 15 minutes are just about up. he'll never have another hit. in 2 months time people will be asking what hapened to him.

dancerella said:

Just like these people:
The "Shoulder Lean" dude
The duo behind "Chicken Noodle Soup"
D4L - the idiots behind "Laffy Taffy"

I'm sure they'll ask the same thing about Hurricane Chris and Lil' Mama too.

Timmy84 said:

I agree with everyone you mentioned apart from Lil Mama. I think she has potential and could be the next "Eve" or someoen like that. She actually has talent as a rapper and dancer.

dancerella said:

I was saying Lil' Ma 'cause I saw her on the MTV Awards dressed like a baby.

Timmy84 said:

oh yeah, i saw that too and it certainly wasn't a good look but i just put it down to her being young and not knowing any better. now if it was Eve.....

I seriously can't breathe right now lol, omg that was so funny. Thx for posting Timmy.

Cinnamon234 said:

Thought ya like it. And you're very welcome.
[Edited 10/26/07 17:02pm]

BlaqueKnight said: