Bet you thought this was about Justin Timberlake, huh? Nope. Does anybody remember this guy?



The year was 1991 and white boy rap was on the verge of being all the rage! JT had catchy beats and rhymes and, just today, I recall one that only now do I realize what he was saying.

"J.T. bust a nut
in your face and in your butt, c'mon"


I actually liked him, not just for looks... He made white rap that was danceable, palatable... Okay -- it was WHITE rap! It was gentle like a laxative... Anyway, after some bored searches on the internet, it turns out, Mr. JT is now a successful real estate agent in Manhattan. Who'd of thunk it -- and he was all about "living on the streets of hardcore" back in the day.

A poser almost as embarassing as the JT of today....almost! "Bust a nut in your face and in your butt"...WTF?

So white gay rap didn't catch on?!!

purpleunderground said:

that's the rewrite, it used to be

bust a nut, in my face and in my butt, c'mon

lazycrockett said:

Well, I never said he was gay... but I won't argue with you. Unless of course that's what you're relieved about.

Here's what the guy looks like now: