I was just listening to this song, the lyrics crack me up! This song is wrong on sooo many levels, but at the same time, it's sooo damn funny.


Rodeo Song
Chris Ledoux

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon, ya know

Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon, ya know

Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon ya know

Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon ya know

Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nerves


I can't stop laughing.